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Some kind of joke?

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Hahahahahahaha

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Swan boy owns......yeah, that's right 😎

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Stefan I'm sick of you talking about the Edmonton Oilers and their fans this way. Consider this strike one

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Battle Angel Alito

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we are all calvin's dad

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journeyman folklorist's avatar journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
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21 years ago Joe had a simple question

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THE SPAGHETTIER: what a pity batman.... youll NEVER finish all this spaghetti BATMAN: ill just take some home THE SPAGHETTIER(dying): nOooo

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It's odd. You'd think based on his personality Kevin Hart would have many personal friends to spend time with. Additionally, he strikes me as someone who does not think about his own aging or cultural relevance 🤔

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David Hyde Pierce being ICONIC with a peanut and fork A THREAD:

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I like being a streamer on twitch. Making funny jokes and gags. Thing of that nature 😀

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Branson 🦢 Reese's avatar Branson 🦢 Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social
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Guy who doesn't understand what SNL is or that it's still around: Every week Don Pardo would tell us these incredible stories

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Do you think I should do that too

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I found it, friends. The worst band ever, made up of dudes who were kicked out of other bands for not getting vaccinated.

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mr "you know who" 's avatar mr "you know who" @jessefarrar.com
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fuck radial symmetry. we only like bilateral symmetry now. dividing something into half? hell yes. by many different lines? hell no! dont even think about intersecting either. starfish fuck yourself!! butterfly number one

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"I Was Scared I Had Too Many Dogs. Then I Counted, And It Was Just One": How One Woman Used Math To Relax

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I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is "Joint Diplomatic Zone Tripwire Mine"

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Kirk: Beam me up Scotty Scotty: I will do it later

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Yep. Of course, this mask of flesh is deceitful and the truth lies beneath. So, hoping to learn more about that

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This diagram of the kidneys and bladder looks like a huge fat cock coming right out ya belly. Pretty sweet

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Maybe you could offset it by doing something you like! Surely you have something like that

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Were you two going to consult me about being in your cheugy ass videos????? Or am I CHOPPED LIVER????

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I will try to space out my reminders at reasonable, but firm intervals

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Its says it's for black and white people

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A type of dialogue that does not feel like dialogue. Like people talking in the next room

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What makes anything interesting, music, art, writing... is freaks. The weirdest people on the scene. NFTs, crypto, blockchain fabulists, that scene top to bottom is the dullest, most square, lecture-you-about-markets dudes on earth. Not just not-queer but not-weird in any way at all. Paste.

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Love what google is up to these days

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another thing kendrick could do is turn the lights off at the rap and put a bowl of spaghetti out. then when fans reach into it, they cant see what it is. now u say "this is drakenstein's braaaaains". now everyones screaming. got em.

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the one thing i wish people understood about me is that at wendy’s, they do it dave’s way. although then again, i suppose that has more to do with wendy’s than it does me

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lmao to this feature

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anyone with the patience and compassion to calmly explain to you, WITHOUT YELLING, why a government is allowed to kill children if they are VERY busy looking for stuff is a hero. and if u make a face or shake your head in like a "no" way? u have to go to jail for interrupting

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Gandalf: Grima Wormtongue, what have you made this noble king do under Saruman's magick? Wormtongue(tucking jar of peanut butter under cloak): Uh. Betraying his kingdom with cowardice. No uh. No peanut butter stuff

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There is a non-youtube non-twitch version of it available in the discord, pinned in the vod hog channel

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

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There's no way they actually changed the html to shrink only part of links. You have to be fucking kidding

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I think a album should be 34 minutes. Interesting that you have decided to abandon your audience like this

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The story you write for a "wide audience" will be trammeled by your own (incorrect) belief in the existence of normal people. The story you write for the weird little goblin who lives inside your brain will grow wings because the world is full of weird little goblins

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That feel when you get a very thin film of super glue on your finger and then your finger feels weird all night. RT

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I can confirm that he lives in the United States. Not only that, he is a member of the electoral college, which only greatest the concern

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