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mike@schneider.coffee |
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Jason Koebler
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There is a new genre of serious-seeming "scientific" research paper but the paper is like "we asked ChatGPT if AI could do your job and it said yes" and then news outlets cover them uncritically and they go viral
www.404media.co/ai-finds-tha...
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mike
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i finally found a video of For Whom The Bell Tolls where lars plays the fills as written. it's from 1985, a year after the album came out www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdlQ...
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mike
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fast paste
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Stella
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I think the funniest thing about Hot Ones is how the host guy has absolutely zero charisma, truly a black hole of social magnetism, forcing the guests to focus entirely on the capsaicin extract they’re gonna shit out in an hour or two
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The Onion
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bakoon
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retire EVERY meme. post NEW THINGS. online has gotten FUCKING STALE
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mike
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there's a covid surge now and the currently predominant variant is called FLiRT. why would they call it that. it looks like a piracy release group. COVID.S04E07.1080p.WEBRIP.FLiRT.mp4
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mike
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at the asian market earlier i almost made a decision everyone else in my apartment building would regret
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mike
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Joe is cooked
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mike
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this Biden interview is brutal lol
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mike
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i HATE normal wing
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mike
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they should make the whole building out of the elevator shaft
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mike
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america owns
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mike
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RT if you ate a hot dog today. if you did not eat a hot dog today RT to raise awareness of hot dogs
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journeyman folklorist
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Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path
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mike
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fast paste
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mike
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its so funny when a metallica song has a simple but serviceable drum fill and you see a video of them playing it live and Lars just does something completely different and worse
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mike
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did biden die yet?
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mike
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That dog would be great dipped in one of these 👇
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mike
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🪴 this timeline has been blessed 🪴 🪴 by hillary looking at a plant in 🪴 🪴 the sink in harlem 🪴
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mike
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mike
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missing nothing. its not bad or good. it is perfectly "whatever" and yet somehow we are being made to hear about it constantly
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mike
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🪴 this timeline has been blessed 🪴 🪴 by hillary looking at a plant in 🪴 🪴 the sink in harlem 🪴
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mike
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oven’s gotta preheat and everything. if the cake was this urgent you should have told me sooner
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mike
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Chuck Tantrum
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🧑🏻⚕️Dr. Disrespect has defected to Russia🇷🇺‼️😳
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Nathan Bernhardt
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everything seems very bad with no positive outcome or outlet in sight. i believe this means i can order an unhealthy lunch
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Jon Bois
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here's a quick tour of the studio setup i use whenever i'm a third-wheel podcast guest. this is the onboard mic on my laptop. over here is the chair i sit in that's eight feet away. here's the router still using 2013 firmware that puts me on a 3-second delay and makes me step on everyone's jokes
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mike
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I think videos are easier to monetize and easier to make. an article requires lots of screenshots, often marking up the screenshots, layout, writing, editing. to make a video you can just start the screen recording and talk, they’re probably barely edited.
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mike
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covid is canon in the assassins creed universe btw (valhalla came out in nov 2020)
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mike
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i’m the guy whose favorite part of the assassins creed games is when you wake up on a table and check your emails for 3 minutes
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@argoats.bsky.social
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reading the first half of this without realizing that you were talking about a video game was truly an experience
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mike
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I do, it definitely helps but it doesn’t totally stop the shower screen from getting dirty eventually
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mike
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if something is prebiotic or probiotic that means it’s healthy and That’s Final
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mike
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xgames streams everything on twitch now and the chat is always so nice
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mike
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when you're that old you're supposed to be at dunkin' every morning eating a plain donut with a black coffee with 2 other old guys complaining about their wives. you're not supposed to be the president
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mike
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i cleaned my shower screen yesterday. it was... embarrassingly nasty
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mike
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what happens with horatio in that game is baffling and indefensible
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mike
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mike
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the new In Vain album is really great. progressive death metal with a bit of unusual instrumentation (strings, trombone/trumpet/sax)
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mike
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one time i was being chased by the cops so i climbed into a scissor lift and drove it away and because i was “on foot” the cops would only chase me on foot so i got away easily. the systems interact in really funny ways in that game
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Ryan Brister
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One thing that I remember particularly enjoying is the traversal puzzles of "which vehicle can I hack here to help me get on this high rooftop?" A good game!
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mike
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yeah i love that about it. it's cool that you can just take a boat to alcatraz island and buy an alcatraz shirt from a souvenir stand. i wish there were more open world games that were good and set in real modern-day cities and actually have commentary about the city in the way that game does.
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mike
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i, the #1 watch_dogs 2 defender, feel the need to inform you that watch_dogs 2 is $5 on steam sale. it's good!
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mike
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watching debate clips. after stumbling around for a full minute biden said "we finally beat medicare." pretty good dude
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mike
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it took four years but the business guys finally found this tweet
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mike
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this seems like the only sane business guy in the games industry
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mike
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“not for human consumption” is how you know it’s the really good shit that actually works
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ceej
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whenever I accidentally open threads from instagram it looks like the fake social media app they put into a city builder. "Wow, I love the mayor's new policy!" sims-ass website
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mike
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🫵
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