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Steve, Book Jailer
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34 up, 34 down. A bigly 11 inning perfect game of convictions.
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I’m a librarian, I’m here to help.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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34 up, 34 down. A bigly 11 inning perfect game of convictions.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Yes and yes.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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It’s USFL night in Maine. In a remarkable coincidence, I’m also drunk.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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He bought (or was gifted) a CT? My disappointment is immeasurable and my day ruined.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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My wife went to a hospital workshop today about non-surgical extractions of large uterine masses, or as I called it, “Big Trouble in Little Vagina.”
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Hell gained one great running back today.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight by Cutting Crew Your Love by The Outfield
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Man this fancy medical talk really goes over my disgusting crusty eyelids!
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Steve, Book Jailer
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No kink shaming!
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Whatever cures my pinkeye.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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This is merely Middle Earth and that's Gandalf telling Saruman he sees right through him and his desire for the One Ring. (God I'm such a dork.)
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Yes. But not for lack of trying.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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New glamor shot just dropped.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. Just a friendly eclipse day meditation.
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e.w. niedermeyer
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My primary thesis on Tesla has always been that it is culturally incapable of making affordable, mainstream vehicles. At the point that Tesla itself believes its utterly unworkable approach to self-driving is more promising than building cheap cars, I'd say that take has aged pretty well.
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Kevin Carson
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Although frankly my response works for both.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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This edition of "Are You My Mother?" got weird in a hurry.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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My disappointment is immeasurable and my day ruined.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Call me a ham because Honey, I’m baked.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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We can combine abominations and become an abomination Voltron!
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Ygrene ✔️
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Jesus: *rises after three days* God: (while reading newspaper) well look who decided to join us
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Steve, Book Jailer
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You had me at “cheek.”
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Steve, Book Jailer
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When you put on a tux to go to an event but throw an old raincoat over it.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Does he even know how to drive? Serious question.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Surly you can’t be serious.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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I only listen to WJIZZ.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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I heard Exposé on the 80s station today and the parachute pants just put themselves on. I don’t make the rules.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Meee-ow. I mean it, ow ow ow ow that hurts.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Fine. I'll fetch the gimp suit.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Does this mean I get a beating now?
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Dammit Janet.
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Wilbur72
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I have St Elmo’s fire burning in me Or maybe it’s just acid reflux
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Steve, Book Jailer
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WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
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Steve, Book Jailer
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I smell birthday party special guest.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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“My post-nasal drip is soooo moist” - me, flirting.
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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff
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Don't be ridiculous, if we were descended from primates we'd spend all our time humping each other and flinging poop. [logs into social media] Oh.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑
@unfitz.bsky.social
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The heart wants what the heart wants. Earthworm: Well, I guess I’m completely fucked.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Growing up in RI, it was always like that. No one dared leave the state. I went to Boston for school as you well know and people were like "but it's so far!" No it's not!
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Or a band.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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"Give me a moment, I gotta pee like a racehorse" - me, flirting.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Getting my daily workout by hammering that Block button.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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I threw up a football opinion at the other place and it's interesting that every single person who responded with a personal attack was a MAGA twatwaffle. Maybe that's not so interesting after all. More like "expected."
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Wilbur72
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My ex is a lot like a hurricane. She arrived wet and wild; when she left she took the house and the car with her.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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You’re a giver. Like Ghandi, or herpes.
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Steve, Book Jailer
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Today I learned of the diarrhea heart emoji.
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