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Critical Russ Theory

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I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnished rows of steel, "as ye deal with my contemners, so with you my grace shall deal”

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I feel like I'm starting to chart the corners of where this is all bubbling up from. On June 15, 4 days after Hunter's conviction and in the middle of a globe-trotting travel spree, Joe Biden met a lot of big money donors in LA, and by all accounts came off old as dirt.

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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Idk he’s a pretty man who chose acting as a profession so why even worry

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Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off)'s avatar Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off) @wolvendamien.bsky.social
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Lenacapavir did so well at preventing HIV infection that it hit the threshold where the only ethical thing to do was stop the randomized trial and immediately offer it to literally every participant. That's huge news. www.npr.org/sections/goa...

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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Idk, like, I would assume if you are a man and you get physical with women you lose your status as a symbol of masculinity or something but maybe people really need Seven Years in Tibet to get off, idk

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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In a way that is completely within the prerogative of a president to do or what?

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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I’m so mad you didn’t facetime me in but also so proud.

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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Okay so the Brad Pitt everyone is gushing about right now is the same one who gets physical with women or a different one?

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Deeks 🫶's avatar Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
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Why you reposting your own 8 mo old shit that only got 3 likes?

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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As far as I can tell from multiple public statements, she’s been very clear that she remains a proud member of a Biden-Harris ticket.

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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DC look out your windows, the sky has gone Sepia-toned right now

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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Alex Jones just died from the largest orgasm ever recorded in a mammal.

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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No, Manchin-Harris still takes the cake.

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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One thing I don’t like about the Alec Baldwin coverage is all the journos saying that he’s trying to “prove his innocence” / “prove he didn’t shoot…” That’s not how it works. He doesn’t have to prove he didn’t. They have to prove he did. That’s the entire premise of our justice system.

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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What if 4.2% of House democrats aren’t actually the dam breaking and instead they’re just some weird salmon that swam into that weird fish vacuum tube shooter thing

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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That’s the thing. Does a candidate think the employer wants to hear Boxer? What would that say about the candidate? About the employer? About what the candidate thinks about the employer? I think the secret to any possible answer is in the “why.”

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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Has anyone ever asked “which Animal Farm character do you most identify with and why” in a job interview? I think it might low-key be a killer question.

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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(sorry if i'm unclear - my lol is at everyone wetting the bed)

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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The headline "Biden Welcomes NATO Leaders Amid Growing Calls to Quit Race" is so dissonant. "President Does Some Serious President Shit As Leader of the Most Successful Alliance in History As Idiots Claim He is Incapable of Doing President Shit."

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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Some real "People's Front of Judea" stuff going down right now

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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Dr. Fauci was on some next-level shit for that one

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Dave Levitan's avatar Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social
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It’s simple. The week before the convention, 12 House Dems selected by that octopus who could predict World Cup games get locked inside NASA’s simulated Mars habitat, where they take ayahuasca and recite the entire script of the movie “Dave” endlessly. The new nominee’s name then appears in the sky.

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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We can use AI and an LLM to create AI avatar proxies in the Metaverse to re-run each state's primary!

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(motions like I'm tapping a sign but instead just talking) The idea that Donald Trump is inevitable is part of Republican propaganda. Fascists want people to feel like they are all powerful and cannot be adequately dealt with, in an attempt to discourage attempts to stop them

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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This is your brain. This is your brain on beans and toast for breakfast. Any questions?

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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"we take a break from twelve hours of Democratic infighting for Joseph Goebbels to lay out his views on immigration. We truly believe we will be unaffected by the future we are taking a very activist hand in shaping."

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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CNN having polite morning conversations with reasonable Trumpista commentators (Bryan Lanza) calmly making the case for why he refers to migrants as 'animals.' wow such objective journalism and balanced commentary. Great job Jim Acosta.

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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Especially since the 1990s was such a halcyon time for so many Americans.

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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Well screw me for wanting encrypted frequency hopping capabilities when I have to wage a low-grade insurgency

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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Truck-mounted Mk-19 is a better way to clear Maryland drivers.

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Critical Russ Theory's avatar Critical Russ Theory @russellgaleti.bsky.social
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Talk me out of it, this seems entirely legal and cool right?

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