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Deeks 🫶's avatar Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
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Hit me up, I'll come hand shovel noodles with you anytime

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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today i had a zoom therapy appointment where i cried and ate noodles with my bare hands on camera and she didn’t even blink

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Lorena Bobbitt, Jr.'s avatar Lorena Bobbitt, Jr. @lorenabobbittjr.bsky.social
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My plastic surgeon told me that there’s no such thing as a hand job.

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Deeks 🫶's avatar Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
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There is nothing wrong with that. Wanna share?

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Go hit the laughing gas! HURRY!!

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Sadie's avatar Sadie @sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Currently running an optometry office by myself even though I've only worked here for 3 weeks and know nothing about optometry AMA

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Deeks 🫶's avatar Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
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Is it a good oh boy or a bad oh boy?

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Georgia the Explorer 's avatar Georgia the Explorer @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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Just so you know, I’ve diagnosed most of you and all I’ll say is Oh, boy

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yoyo's avatar yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social
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sex is great and all, but have you ever just not existed?

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BEAVE ²'s avatar BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
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Someone put me on a list titled “Nah” and this is the kind of validation I’ve been seeking my entire life.

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Deeks 🫶's avatar Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social
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Hey! Rock out with your cock out was a hit!

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BEAVE ²'s avatar BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
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I Know What You Did Last Twitter Account

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d.ly's avatar d.ly @dly.bsky.social
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eating froyo on the deck like some kinda millionaire

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Coach Rusty's avatar Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social
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Nobody would have even HEARD me eating Doritos at the funeral if you guys would have just cried louder

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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When I die, the first twenty people at my funeral can have a finger or toe while supplies last

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Randilyn's avatar Randilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social
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i accidentally described myself as awkweird and i think it works.

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Xandypants are on backorder 's avatar Xandypants are on backorder @xandypants.bsky.social
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I should make this a needlepoint

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Tequila Sunset 🥥🌴's avatar Tequila Sunset 🥥🌴 @pepperonidave.bsky.social
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I feel like this is what PTSD is like.

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slop enjoyer's avatar slop enjoyer @slop.guru
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people don't say 'smoke my pole' like they used to

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Jake_Vig's avatar Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social
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Telling my grandkids this was Ben Affleck and J-Lo

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑's avatar 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 @unfitz.bsky.social
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I run with a rock in case I ever have to defeat someone running with scissors.

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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i know this is a sensitive topic for many americans but the term “yanks” is not explicitly pejorative. except when i use it.

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Wicked Ho's avatar Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social
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people get mad when you repost too much people get mad when you don’t repost enough people get mad when you {insert whatever here} but i do what i want idgaf

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chris.'s avatar chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
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Working on loosening my teeth in my gums so it's a roller derby every time I go to chew.

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BEAVE ²'s avatar BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social
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Every morning I’m like a beautiful butterfly emerging from her cozy cocoon who smells bad and really has to poop.

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