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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

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Sophie Bee's avatar Sophie Bee @pogform.bsky.social
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This is the classic rock radio station I would sometimes listen to when I was a kid

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Just went to a Staples to get a chair and it was perhaps one of the saddest experiences I've had in years

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I love how Trump stops doing stuff at 3pm is just gonna be ignored

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The Volatile Mermaid 's avatar The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
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A John Wick movie where he goes around assassinating people whose fireworks are upsetting the local dogs.

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer's avatar lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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putting aside the whole debate about the ticket, my grandmother had dementia. he doesn’t have dementia

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some of those that burn crosses are the girls who love horses

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josh (oldfriend99) 's avatar josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
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The wilhelm scream isn't funny. Those characters are dying

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local man finally gets a new mattress today, can stop sleeping on floor

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Therapist, naively: Toilet Cup isn't real, it can't hurt you Toilet Cup:

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there are quite a number of responses to your post that are already addressed by the post

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Christopher Coffman's avatar Christopher Coffman @coffmanesq.bsky.social
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men are just…penised lesbians? men are just penised lesbians MEN ARE JUST PENISED LESBIANS

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the only true part about this is her making someone she knows uncomfortable by ranting at them

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Formally requesting President Joe Biden drone strike Mar-a-Lago

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Last thing I'll say about the discourse du jour: "Black jobs" went viral but we're all still on the topic the NYT wants us to talk about repeatedly

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Makes sure to have good transitions from paragraph to paragraph

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How does one come to the conclusion that Robert's decision is good while also saying the dissent, that called it a load of shit, is better???

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Will Stancil's avatar Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social
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anyway I can’t think of any way that unceremoniously ejecting the incumbent Dem president from the ticket, four months before the election, with no agreement on a successor, no process to pick one, and most people pushing the idea assuming it WON’T be the vice presidents, could possibly backfire

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The gourmet world of British cuisine πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

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People talk about how bad things have gotten on Twitter but let's not forget how much Instagram is going downhill

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I'll compromise, we can swap out Biden if we replace him with Hunter Biden

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Having a relaxing day sitting by the pool and thinking about the quarterly profits of various corporations

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Top strategy for the Dems is to look like they're disorganized and incapable of functioning properly 3 months before the election

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Biden might lose to Trump. Best for him to step down and guarantee the Trump victory

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"Bernie would have won!" he lost two primaries I think this may be a bit dated

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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I think Biden choked when it was very important that he do otherwise and whether it actually hurts him, it didn’t help him when he needs it. THAT SAID, it is delulu to think replacing him wouldn’t lead to a blowout and I think any potential pinch hitter understands that too well to accept

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If there are so many schools of fish how come none of them have produced a nobel prize winner in physics?

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"This problem first began to rise in the 80s, when Ro-" Say no more, I got it

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Louisiana and Los Angeles need to fight to determine which is gonna be the canonical LA, we can't keep living like this

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While I'm being grumpy online, Biden is not suffering dementia. I've watched several love ones slip away, and it's nothing like that

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At one point someone was like, "What if a couch was also a bed and bad at both?"

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SCOTUS rules anyone registered Republican can't technically commit crimes

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I wonder how much the collapse in media sites' readership coincides with Google and Microsoft's push to prevent people from actually visiting those sites in web searches

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i’d be more enthusiastic about replacing biden if thom friedman wasn’t saying we should do it

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What's the strategy for getting abortion protections through a Republican controlled senate?

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They did make her the VP! And ever since, she's been working hard to spin straw out of gold

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Also don't think Kamala Harris has any shot of ever becoming a presidential nominee, even in 2028. Complete charisma void, poor campaign skills Like, Biden could generate his own headlines during Obama's presidency. How often do people even think about Harris?

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The thing about replacing Biden is, with who? Even the people who've been repeating this for the last year haven't been able to even produce one viable alternative candidate Replacing an incumbent president with [stand in] is an efficient way to lose

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