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June Cleavage

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Feminist killjoy, recreational Baba Yaga, “hostile woman,” caffeine dependent kitchen hag, UglyDog🩷💜💙 cis she/her


June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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I don’t even mind them- I love a safe fireworks show. But it went on for hours last night. It’s just so inconsiderate

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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@granddad.bsky.social the fireworks are still going loud enough to keep Peebs from going outside. Come beat someone’s ass with me.

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Judith Butlerian Jihad's avatar Judith Butlerian Jihad @xanindigo.bsky.social
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Don’t you think she looks tired?

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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I both want to know and also worry that knowing would further sand my brain smoother

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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I’d completely forgotten about this

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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Kitchen nonsense: Stuffed french toast (cream cheese, vanilla, peach, and apricot) with more of the same fruit in a quick brown sugar compote, and some almonds and extra cinnamon.

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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The surprise berries by my porch are progressing nicely. The bunnies and deer will get them all and I’ll eventually have to trim them back but I love that they’re finally growing since I had no idea they were there

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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Thanks, man. It was nice to be back in my kitchen and oh god I needed vegetables lol

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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Thank you! It’s unlikely they will (that sounds incredibly dramatic, but my brother is in hospice and I just spent ten days with my family) but I’m very lucky to have the best people ever around me. I appreciate it 🩷

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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Why does your social media brain implant not alert you immediately when you must unfollow someone?

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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I’ve been bad about this but also had lots bad going on. But I’ve briefly returned to my bullshit. Soba noodle salad with shrimp, peppers, napa cabbage, carrots, edamame, and shiitake mushrooms, soy/garlic/ginger/furikake dressing. Chili oil cucumbers. Szechuan pepper marinated tofu.

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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Fucking forever legendary

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Georgia is a Verb's avatar Georgia is a Verb @georgiaisaverb.bsky.social
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(extremely Freak Nasty voice) I put my honk upon your honk, when I honk you honk we honk

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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Tuesdays are the worst. It’s forever like walking into a chainsaw so I can at least drink my coffee before I go in, ignore the garbage truck 15’ away, and listen to a podcast about a dirty DEA agent.

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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Oh damn it. He was so great.

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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The chair is actually built for 3.5 Skarsgaards

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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We talking chair ghosts? This lady can’t even sit in her chair in the clouds. She floats. Forever. We all float up there.

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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There has GOT to be a better way for my body to express stress than a sudden blinding tension headache. Holy hell this sucks.

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Georgia is a Verb's avatar Georgia is a Verb @georgiaisaverb.bsky.social
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“Electrocution through the dick” becomes the new fad cause of death in Silicone Valley

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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Water’s low by the dam. Won’t go stepping on it though, because I’m uninterested in probably falling through rotten wood to my tetanus-infused death.

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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Not much is better for my chances of getting actual good sleep than unexpectedly chilly weather, and being able to drag my heavy blanket out again so I can properly burrito myself in it.

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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How dare that bee sting you, Linda needs you at your best health to provide for her every whim.

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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That’s certainly my hope. And I hope it’s comical

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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“Hey. I noticed you’re not paying attention to me? How dare you?”

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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I didn’t say yes about Jacob Elordi! Dave Bautista, though. Eternal yes.

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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Last night’s peanut butter face. Which led to a very solid face washing because I forgot today is groomer day and she made more mess than usual. But it’s so funny.

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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TFW you make your grumpy morning everyone’s problem

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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“Hey lady” (Help me move my couch? Maybe a fridge?)

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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Ham and cheese croissant sandwich, because if a little shop in my old college town that served them hot, with really good pickles and chips. It’s been 20 years but I can’t match the simplicity

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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Someone just joined an MLM

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a pleasing stream of the old rancid 's avatar a pleasing stream of the old rancid @piegoblin.bsky.social
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Let's just keep doing this until there are none left

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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I would immediately walk into the walls

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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And she’s *quite* the fan. I like the frozen plate smeared yogurt and peanut butter route too

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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Do you think they’d have live births or lay eggs?

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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Peebs can’t eat anything crunchy anymore so ice is out, but I can absolutely give her cold slices of soft melon and she *loves* it

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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Clockwork Orange that shit directly into his brain

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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What’s a refugee camp flattened if they can lie and say they were taking careful aim? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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Thanks! I have a lot of fun with project cooking but it’s definitely a weekend thing mostly

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Sweasel von Trapp's avatar Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay
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My fabric shears are in my sewing box. There is nothing for you in my sewing box. If you think that you need something from my sewing box, you are mistaken.

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bakoon's avatar bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social
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if i catch you fucking with my good pair of scissors i will put you in a headlock so severe you will forget about the best birthday of your childhood

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June Cleavage 's avatar June Cleavage @ginerso.bsky.social
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lol tonight’s dinner salad vs last night’s first whack at making fried mac & cheese Tbh, the salad was what I really wanted today

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Saberhagendaaz's avatar Saberhagendaaz @saberhagendaaz.bsky.social
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First one for me and, the location, I mean, come on

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