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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Petitioning the league to create a multi-DH rule if you hit the Multiball spot somewhere on the fence at a ballpark.
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Cowbo Bebo irl@dochaus.bsky.social |
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Tech writer, voice actor, DC Sports fan too used to Moral Victories.
www.twitch.tv/wellhowdypardner
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Petitioning the league to create a multi-DH rule if you hit the Multiball spot somewhere on the fence at a ballpark.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Blood Bowl 2, playin 4 pride www.twitch.tv/wellhowdypar...
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Leftists for the past 40+ years: "Hey they're turning this country into a fascist playground for the rich." Democrats: "Shut the fuck up! You're embarrassing me in front of my cool rich friends!"
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Choose your spaceship builder: * SpaceX, controlled by Elon Musk who is Too Big To Fail and whose vehicles have killed people. * Boeing, Too Big To Fail aerospace company whose vehicles have killed people. * China, a nation that our leaders are back to viewing as the Yellow Peril.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Russia, pretty much every middle eastern nation not named Israel (though maybe Saudi Arabia and Qatar have been taken off that list recently), Cuba, any South American country with a left-ish government?
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Yes this is pretty funny but also, imagine having $300K that you can just light on fire without missing a beat. www.reuters.com/sports/socce...
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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I would've responded with some Joey images but this is also good.
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Rory Blank (on vacation)
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spy vs spy redux (2023)
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Hit the phones Amy, no one's stopping you from using your energy to phonebank instead of justifying your unconditional support for one sundowning racist maniac over the other.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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on a related note bsky.app/profile/lubc...
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Also we'd probably need to invent a time machine and go back roughly 80-100 years to find one that isn't either jerking off one of the Beltway Bandits for a 7 figure job or who thinks that Biden isn't bloodthirsty enough.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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The French elections show that we need a General to emerge from the military, overthrow the oligarchy, write up a new Constitution that gives the government strict control over capitalist entities, before handing power back to a new Republic.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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mrw I look for a lifeboat off the sinking ship only to remember I destroyed them all in a fit of rage years ago and kneecapped everyone who pointed it out
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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"Why don't we have this in the US?" Because 1) no one is literally shooting for Biden without being paid to do so and 2) no one is seeking revenge on Trump for convincing their family to donate all their savings to a Muslim or Mexican organization.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Much as I'd like to celebrate this was only real successful in the aftermath because 1) Abe wasn't PM anymore when this happened and 2) they found a Korean cult (rightfully, but still) to blame it on.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Just need Angel Hernandez to unretire for One Last Job.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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I guess pretending that all his haters focus on is his age and senility does help not having to face the much worse shit he has been doing his entire political career, even when he wasn't sundowning, and how you are actively supporting it.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Is there any reason the liberals decided to wake up today and put on their whiniest "LEAVE BIDEN ALOOOOONE!" replies everywhere? Or is it just their conscience screaming that they can't hide voting for a genocidal monster much longer?
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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That's weird, I thought they were supposed to wait for Russia to investigate themselves and get back to us on the 15th of Never.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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As a few folks elsewhere have noted, the 2024 Biden campaign website has no Issues page. It's just "give us money for merch or donations" and that's about it. It's pretty bleak.
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Colin Spacetwinks
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seen talk of how dems have no wishlist counter of their own to project 2025 and imo this isn't even just "they don't care about us", it's also "they have no ambition even for themselves either". like "keep doing insider trading" and "have cushy job until dying of old age" is not a big dream
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Wow, they're telling me this for the first time.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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I'm not sure the Dems could do much more than they've already been doing short of executing Tlaib and Omar on the floor of the House.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Um akshually our Senile Hitler puts a (D) after his name, unlike the other Senile Hitler who puts an (R) after his name, so they're completely different. Do you want fascism (that might affect me) to win?
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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What issues we talking here?
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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You mean there's more candidates to vote for than two Senile Hitlers? Impossible!
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Ryan Boyd
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If Chucky the famous horror doll bothered me I would just step on him. Big deal.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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DC United already down by 3 to Orlando before the first half is done. This team is cooked.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Okay after hearing this there might be a silver lining. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRmQ...
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🎶 do you want to build a robot? 🎶
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Bubblegum Crisis hits different these days...
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Congrats on your new gig, looking forward to a very respectful show.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Hey that's not quite true. They also wanted to kneecap Bernie at any cost.
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phylan
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currently the only effective forms of political organization in the US are "be a right wing media org funded by anonymous donors" and "already hold the reins of power" and the second group takes a 2 hour nap at 3 pm
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Call me a wet blanket or whatever but I'm already tired of the "ironic" Kamala support popping up right now. It's like everyone quickly forgot how quickly "Dark Brandon" got unironically adopted by Biden's stans and made them even more insufferable.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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It's simple: We need [x+10] Dems in the Senate for a solid majority. Also [y-1] to account for the Rotating Villains who will emerge in a Dem majority. And add [z-2] for the states where the party just gave up. Then we'll get all the good things liberals swear they want. Easy.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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And shortly after I finished typing this Pete Alonso smacked a 2-run HR in extras to put the Mets up by 5, can't have shit.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Oh my God can this Nats team please stop fucking up in the clutch.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Can't believe the Internet Archive would take food from the mouths of the starving vulture capitalists who own Paramount.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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No worries about the latest SCOTUS rulings, liberals have already explained multiple times that the President is just a fragile smol bean, just a powerless figurehead, just a little birthday boy whom can't do a politics or be responsible for anything bad. Eat Arby's (if you can still afford it).
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Don't forget, Ralph Nader is history's greatest monster for somehow electing George W. Bush, who is actually good now because he stands against the Bad Orange Man.
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TrickyC (he/him)
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SOTOMAYOR: The President could [steps on foot] *order a political assassination*, or [steps on foot] *organize a coup* or— [steps on foot repeatedly] BIDEN: [to Jackson] ...I think she's talking to you
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Ahhhhh
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The only blue wave coming is the sea level rise and salt water intrusion coming to surely kill us
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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I want out of this timeline.
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Wacky Lesbian Hour
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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Well at least you are Learning & Growing from this experience.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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The head of Fanatics getting jerked off by Stephen A Smith on First Take for several minutes with no actual pushback makes me feel like it has never been more over for ESPN.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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You'd think the Dems would be happier that they got what they voted for (a sundowning racist maniac willing to wear their team's logo).
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DaveAnthony
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Biden did his job. He stopped Sanders and that’s actually all that mattered to them.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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If there's one thing that "debate" proved it's that, barring a miracle, America will get the President it deserves.
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Cowbo Bebo irl
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No matter how good or bad your digital work is, it can and will be sacrificed to Mammon on a whim by MBAs who have never created anything in their miserable, barren lives.
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