drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social

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Sean M @ontariothemans.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

plastic packet containing even smaller plastic packets of bacon bits and oregano and dressing, swimming inside the goop.

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Rose @pacificsearose.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 08:27 UTC

Oh you mean every store bought salad ever?

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JoyousPanther @joyouspanther.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 06:11 UTC

How else am I gonna get my ecoli?

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Shane Brown @specificliftingbot.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 10:24 UTC

This is just the Hello Fresh business model.

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Corbett @corbettcummins.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 07:15 UTC

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Matt the Buff Joker (Middle Aged) @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

DAMP!

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I Slapped SCOTUS & Ouiser Boudreaux 😷💉 @nwayne66.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

Get outta my fridge, man.

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V #RazerStreamer @therealvoidpelt.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 05:17 UTC

My favorite kind of salad

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nomadenhaft @nomadenhaft.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 10:14 UTC

repackaging the slop at the bottom and calling it vitamin water

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Komm, Süsser Todd @klookloo.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 05:28 UTC

Arugula the last few months has been dire. Dole even started packing Endive with a big "Use as an arugula substitute!" burst on the bag

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Ribhu @ribhu97.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 03:13 UTC

this feels like a personal attack

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Woobie @woobiemagnus.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 05:35 UTC

Now with more ESCHERISCHIA!

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Ken Ryan @kenryan.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

Save time

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bearwired @inatitledworld.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 12:29 UTC

yay

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El Topo @eltopo71.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

If you throw it away as soon as you get home you'll still feel like you accomplished something.

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Brainworm Enjoyer @misterfungi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

yes but do i have to wash it?

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viol denever @twotalkingdeer.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 03:56 UTC

me opening at work ever single day for some godforsaken reason

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YYCJustin @yycjustin.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 04:57 UTC

I see you shop at either Superstore or Wal-Mart too! It's like lunch lottery. How many days will I get? 1? Maybe. 2? Ho ho! That's ambition! 3? Has the grass at the office been picked over?

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andyroz Go Green @andyroz.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 03:33 UTC

I eat my salad in the carpark 'cause I know it ain't gonna make it home.

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CBG @tallwalls.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

Only $15

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curio coded @codecurio.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

i love drive up grocery pick up too

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Guy Fox @guyfox.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

I feel seen.

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David Binkowski @dbinkowski.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 03:15 UTC

Ah, the Driscoll's berries business model

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Grant @grantsg.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 07:22 UTC

is it damp

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milo @mtmilo.net [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

Based on my purchase history, it's safe to say this is my favourite

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Greedo @greedo.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 02:32 UTC

Now I don’t have to feel guilty about letting it go bad!

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theDickThinker @thedickthinker.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

Timesaver.

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Old Vermonter. With a fluffy sidekick. @ameridane.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 14:01 UTC

But is it organic and GMO free?

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