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drewtoothpaste

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sorry to the United Kingdom but if you want to upstage us on our special fireworks day an election isn't going to do it. we don't even know how those work

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Billy Wonka's avatar Billy Wonka @billywonka.bsky.social
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Sloppy head enjoyer (Manic Pixie Nightmare Girl era)🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Sloppy head enjoyer (Manic Pixie Nightmare Girl era)🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppy.head.giving
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nor does the UK, tbh

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Chris's avatar Chris @mrzarquon.com
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I say let them have a little Independence Day as a treat - they're the single greatest cause of them.

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James Carrier's avatar James Carrier @studiousbadger.bsky.social
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And yet you are, in a beautiful bit of symmetry, having *your* election on *our* special fireworks day.

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We Are Standing Still's avatar We Are Standing Still @nothingfromnada.bsky.social
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Can’t their king just arbitrarily decide when people get to vote? I don’t know if that’s true, but we’re free to believe whatever bullshit we want about that broken little pirate island, they deserve it.

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EHowarth's avatar EHowarth @eeefee.bsky.social
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Tbf, it’s become increasingly clear that the only reason the Prime Minister called an election for 4th July was because his advisers all had bets running on what date they could persuade him to pick. Bonus payout to whoever got him to stand out in the rain to make the announcement.

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Sue's avatar Sue @taxon-rascal.bsky.social
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we're having fireworks on your election day, if that helps?

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Danny Drive Thru's avatar Danny Drive Thru @dannydrivethru.bsky.social
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I saw someone american warning their followers about fireworks and pets, and genuinely wondered for a second why they were so invested in the downfall of the tories

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Cheesequake 🧀's avatar Cheesequake 🧀 @foobiscuit.bsky.social
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We throw bits of paper into boxes. The party who has the most paper in the right boxes wins. But you have to throw it from 16ft away.

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Tío Coño's avatar Tío Coño @tiocono.bsky.social
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Didn't they just get a new king recently? Was he killed in another dragon attack or something?

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