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Brownbird licking in the dead of night, take those furry wings and learn to fly…

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In fairness, it's hard to hold a coherent thought when your genitals are being electrocuted.

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The giant boulder always gets 'em.

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He’s not an analyst—He’s a very naughty boy!

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Right? What have they ever done for me???

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That Hitler cut you like is back in style. . .

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This may have been what led me to cancel the subscription. I'll miss Wordle and the Spelling Bee, though.

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Grandfather Biden is now too old, so we must give his job to a shit-flinging, psychopathic orange terror-monkey.

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There seems to be an ongoing competition to be the new fascist newspaper of record.

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Knowingly. Never knowingly eat a human.

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Prithee, art thou automaton or clockwork homnculus?

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Because he slayed the Pythagorean lion?

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Then Augustus came along and ruined the entire month of Orangerary.

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Oh! It's a beach in Delaware! I mistook it for a ring of Hell. :(

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Is this by Hugh Hewitt? George Will? Marc Thiessen? Some other WaPo right-wing concern troll?

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Debate moderator Jiminy Glick: But if ‘TWERE the case that you were sovereign of a candy kingdom, would you be a benevolent monarch or a cruel tyrant? Trump: You’ve gotta be tough. You’ve gotta be tough with the candy people or they’ll laugh at you

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Man, I already *aced* the Dunning-Krueger test--what more do I need?

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37% septic shock is not a "risk of a serious health problem;" it is a serious health problem.

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-or- "Other than THAT, Mrs. Lincoln, how are you enjoying this weather?"

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The whole thing needs to go back into the mold. Or perhaps its time to reassess the entire endeavor.

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When it grows out and leaves him maybe it can gain cult acceptance, ala Tammy Faye Baker.

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What? Was a faux-marble copy not good enough for them?

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Are the obliged to under some settlement agreement or another?

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You can't wear a dress in a crowded theatre!

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You know what else could float and briefly serve as a boat? Titanic.

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I'm pretty sure she still could. But she might crash the house, too.

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I suspect every day is a good day with Sammy.

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I’m glad they labeled them, otherwise I’d have to guess who was who.

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They could do worse. "A wounded President and his legacy: A race against time."

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Or you could leave it untouched and publish to the same effect.

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Jowls generally do not defy gravity. :/

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They’re all some sort of ethnic thing, right? They all sound foreign.

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Watch out boy it'll tip you up--it's a maneater!

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OMG--he's a haircut dealer! The first one is to get them hooked! Haircut Madness! Haircut Madness!

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I don't remember being sober when I done it. :/

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Well they gathered up in Washington and they wrote themselves a list Of agricultural imports that they thought should not exist Then they sent it to the President, and he signed it into fact The salvation of our farmin' boys, the Smoot Hawley Tariff Act.

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