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Jay Edidin@edidin.bsky.social |
gonna tell the toddler that Tom Waits is actually Cookie Monster doing grown-up music under a stage name.
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Allie/Liz Dark
@zoologicallie.bsky.social
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He picked that stage name because cookies are a sometimes-food, so sometimes you have to WAIT until TOMorrow to have one
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Underwhelmed
@underwhelmed.bsky.social
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In some universe, maybe several, they are the same person/monster
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Heidi McDonald
@hmcd.bsky.social
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Death metal all sounds like Cookie Monster to me.
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Joan Wendland
@bandcgames.bsky.social
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Plausible
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Tater
@putsomegravyonit.bsky.social
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We did this. It works.
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MU-Peter Shimon 🀄
@mu-peter.bsky.social
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Hold on... You mean Tom Waits isn't actually Cookie Monster?
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Russ
@russtopher.bsky.social
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The Piano Has Been Gobbling Up Cookies (Not Me)
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Jeff Holland
@jkholland.bsky.social
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Cookin' up a philippino box spring hog OM NOM NOM NOM NOM Oh no Where philippino box spring hog go
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MK Reed - 20201 @ ECCC
@mkreed.bsky.social
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The house is on fire and your cookies are alone
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Jer Thorp
@jerthorp.bsky.social
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can anyone prove this isn't true
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Caezar
@caezar.io
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open.spotify.com/track/3FmZqY...
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Noah Brand
@noahbrand.bsky.social
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This is excellent parenting.
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Ratshag
@ratshag.bsky.social
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I'd believe you
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Will "scifantasy" Frank
@scifantasy.bsky.social
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As proof, you can point to Blue Valentine.
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Bix
@slow.dog
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“What’s he *building* in there? Is it a cookie?!”
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Matt Gordon (He/Him, mostly) ✡️🏳️🌈
@drmattyg.com
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Moved on from cookies to Filipino Box Spring Hog
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Chris Schweizer
@schweizercomics.bsky.social
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I got Penny to listen to Leon Redbone because she thought the Looney Tunes frog on the album cover was the singer and I did nothing to dissuade her of it
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Finnegans
@finnegans.bsky.social
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Perfect! Wait awhile before you play "Pasties and a G-String."
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Robin Kimball
@robinkimball.bsky.social
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This is an ideal example of the parental Long Con, which I firmly believe every parent should enact just one of. In my family, it was about the state nickname of Utah.
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Catherine Rockwood
@martin65.bsky.social
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you got to bring your cookies on up to the house.
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Jesse
@ssritrek.bsky.social
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Why be good? Why be patient? Why be kind? A man has got only cookies on his mind.
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jaker
@jaker9.bsky.social
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he's going to get older and learn about Donald Glover and have a lot of thinking to do
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Dr. Adam Mahood 🌻
@adm0n.bsky.social
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I mean that's just the truth I think
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Kj Wright
@maybecabers.bsky.social
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Jess 🗳️ 🌊
@voteforbidenharris.bsky.social
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deuce
@likeadeuce.bsky.social
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can you prove he's not
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