Jack Witty

@elementalisman.bsky.social

150 followers 273 following 580 posts

Pixel art on occasion. Otherwise just living. Seen 38 winters. They/Them

Reposted by Jack Witty

Nikki M @coconutcreampie93.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:43 UTC

Almost bedtime body pics.

1 replies 4 reposts 12 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

Frovo @frovo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

*kicks the bucket* fuck you you fucking bucket

1 replies 29 reposts 93 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

art toast @toasty.cx
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:03 UTC

Ok maybe this is my chance to get this solved As a kid I watched one of these and there was a part of a movie where it was sped up (like, some lady doing laundry and hanging it on a line maybe?) and they yelled "MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!" I have never been able to find evidence I did not hallucinate this

3 replies 6 reposts 21 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

Big DeVito Energy @mayawest.online
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:01 UTC

💕💸

0 replies 1 reposts 5 likes

Jack Witty @elementalisman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 13:44 UTC

If you have an issue with Denmark you really need to just Lego

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 06:55 UTC

10 replies 70 reposts 402 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

IT’S HOT IN NANCY’S WORLD TOO

5 replies 93 reposts 614 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

Mrs Schwarzski @mrsschwarzski.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 11:12 UTC

Rewatch of She-Ra and I have come to the best episode, Mer-Mysteries!!!

0 replies 2 reposts 4 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

Magnificent Ewa of Judgement @ewacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 08:06 UTC

me: shall i start Thing 1 or Thing 2 first today? manager: yes please

2 replies 1 reposts 14 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 11:27 UTC

I keep meaning to see if someone has done a PHD in erotic imagery in American BBQ signage.

36 replies 39 reposts 209 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

ceej @ceej.online
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:06 UTC

buried with a spring loaded contraption that will launch my corpse fifteen yards should I ever be exhumed

8 replies 41 reposts 215 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

Dan McPainInTheKnees @danmckee.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:32 UTC

If you’ve ever seen this before. This was my mate mark simmons joke. I was sat with him when he wrote it. Entirely lost to being a generic dad joke now

2 replies 9 reposts 27 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

Dia Lacina @dialacina.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

YOU GUYS WE HAVE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING SO THE ECHIDNAS CAN DREAM

11 replies 476 reposts 1077 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

Chantal James @chantalalive.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

Check this from Rolling Stone. At this point, I enjoy rap as an art form a lot, but am not heavily invested in pop culture, but I'm handing Kendrick the victory on this. He dethroned the abuser Drake successfully, & his music is inspiring Kenyan popular resistance. @wagatwe.com

1 replies 45 reposts 120 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 10:20 UTC

4 replies 454 reposts 1853 likes

Jack Witty @elementalisman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

what in the phrenologic fuck is this

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

Jack Witty @elementalisman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

thangs thangin etc love that yellow though tbh

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:55 UTC

3 replies 9 reposts 46 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

Jonathan W. Gray @elmcitytree.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

Heres a gift article detailing how NYC law firms are attempting to silence student supporters of Gaza by threatening their future employment. And of course the company helping them do this is named HireRight.

4 replies 54 reposts 86 likes

Jack Witty @elementalisman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

hell of a way to learn that Argentina shut them out ahaha

0 replies 0 reposts 8 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

grg @grgd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:29 UTC

What's going on with Drake is genuinely unprecedented. To go from being perhaps not universally beloved but a global megastar to the object of severe ridicule to the point of memeification in like a week is hard to fathom

9 replies 27 reposts 159 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

Dr. Damien P. Williams (Temporarily Logged Off) @wolvendamien.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

WBD's stock price has tanked ~78% since David Zaslav was announced as CEO— $32.68 on 05/19/21 to $7.32, today— to say nothing of the brand loyalty, goodwill, & creative talent he's destroyed. It is amazing & genuinely horrifying that anyone could fail this badly, & remain in a position of authority

42 replies 456 reposts 1117 likes

Jack Witty @elementalisman.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

blood washes off glory lasts forever

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Reposted by Jack Witty

Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.com
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

yes one of my cousin's best friends was kidnapped and killed