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catholic (normal). love Jesus, love mary, hate sin, hate the devil. opinions are my own and have not been approved by a censor librorum. she/her


Elvie 🌿🌲's avatar Elvie 🌿🌲 @elviereads.bsky.social
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I have to specifically request “with walking room” whenever my husband brings me a beverage bc otherwise he will fill the glass right up to the rim

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"I could predict the ending" good! That's called good writing and a cohesive story

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do you think people are going to start saying “the (presumptive) president elect” between the election and congress counting the ballots, the way they’re all suddenly calling biden the ~presumptive~ nominee?

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I feel like the people writing open convention fanfic are failing to account for the possibility that if it's not biden or harris all the money they've raised so far......goes away? which is kind of a major plot hole!

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you're welcs I'll just need a cut of the proceeds, 40% seems fair

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tornado shelter-in-place warning in the area of WNY where my extended family live ?? practically unheard of there, apparently it's a remnant of beryl. praying everyone there hears about the warning and takes it seriously.

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that obviously instantly makes any treatment of sexual assault as different from other forms of assault totally fall apart. but we just don't have to think about that

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people love bringing up massage as an example of this as well. overall there's a very strong belief that sex just isn't in any way different than other stuff you do with your body except inasmuch as purity culture and slut shaming make you feel bad about it

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extraterrestrial life = most likely real, no clue if it's intelligent or even recognizable as life to us or what it would mean theologically; UFOs and abductions = fake.

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yeah this is one where I kind of felt private trepidation for a long time before voicing my concerns out loud bc it is so totally verboten among circles that I, in all honesty, want to be accepted in. but the cognitive dissonance just eventually became too much.

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(only watching paid/contract/solo material) has failed time and again! so like, why would you take that risk!!!

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like to be sort of graphic, even from a 100% secular point of view I find the *slightest possibility* of watching and getting off to a video of a sexual assault or coerced actions extremely fucking disturbing, and the method touted as the surefire way to avoid that/

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exactly, like, this was me and then the *exact group of women I had been pointing to* all came out and said they had been abused & assaulted by a co-star, pressured to keep working with him and do stuff they didn't want to do, etc. I'm not sure how it wasn't a mass wake-up call but. it wasn't.

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I came to this one 100% on feminist grounds (my turning point was when it came out that a bunch of the supposedly enlightened ‘contract’ stuff was also intensely abusive) and 0% bc of the church but there’s no chance my interlocutors would ever believe me on that lol

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“enthusiastic consent has to be un-coerced! if your boyfriend or landlord or boss threatens to withhold financial support and basic necessities if you don’t put out, he’s an abuser! it’s okay as long as your boss is a pornographer though”

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had someone tell me with a straight face that being forced to have sex for the camera for survival is exactly the same as being forced to make a latte for survival. ok

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I would honestly love some guidance on what it means to keep the sabbath holy besides “sunday obligation” and “idk don’t go to work if you don’t have to?”

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actually taking the sabbath seriously is a real lds W (byu doesn’t play sunday games)

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you wouldn’t believe how hard it is to get some experts to wear proper PPE around the hazardous materials they’re studying lol

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we call those “same-side-of-the-booth couples.” it always looks so funny to me. no elbow room, can’t easily look at each other’s faces?

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Older couple at the store about 6-7m before opening. The automatic doors don't open for them so they start prying them open. It's so fascinating how many different types of people there are

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it’s just one long series of jp2 quotes about the feminine genius

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can’t wait to read about our spiritual motherhood and how great we are at volunteering to run the parish

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several scenes in that movie that were perfectly calibrated prop jailrespecter sleeper agent triggers

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(richard feynman walks on screen for two seconds) me:

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oppenheimer was basically wall-to-wall glup shittos for me so I was contractually required to enjoy it. can’t imagine ever sitting down to watch it again of an afternoon though

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“the boston accent is stored in the—“ [an oversized cane yanks me offstage]

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i bet it's because all the stress and the yelling

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haha nice, yeah my assumption is that it’s probably more normie and less scoobie gang lol

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I assume exorcism assessments are not actually carried out by a trio of bffs who roam the streets of queens day and night looking for clues, but that’s fine, this is speculative fiction and that (plus david being a forty year old seminarian who lives alone and just does his day job) is their gimme

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watching “evil” with me is definitely very fun for my husband who gets to hear my running commentary on whether or not that’s how things Really Are

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I once won a game of cranium on the trivia question “the bosphorus strait is located in which city?” by the mental pathway “swimming the bosphorus means converting to orthodoxy -> symbolic center of orthodoxy is constantinople -> 🎶now it’s istanbul🎵”

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nah they’re mistaken. it’s always converting TO the church associated with the river, same with swimming the thames (becoming anglican) or the bosphorus (orthodox)

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imagine if every time a “leftist working for lockheed martin” situation came up everyone was aware of the various forms and degrees of cooperation with evil. discourse solved

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add in original sin, repentance, forgiveness and absolution. baby you’ve got a stew going

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all the discourse about the relationships between trauma/mental illness/neurodivergence/material circumstances and harmful behavior, would be solved if everyone had a robust concept of venial, grave, & mortal sins and degrees of cooperation & culpability

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omw to claim the midsummer pole as an image of the cross as the flowering tree of life and Jesus Christ the Fruit of Immortality

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my Ultra Hot Take is that this also can apply to like War History Guys. get them talking and it’s like they’re discussing a really elaborate game of warhammer 40k, all stats matchups and R&D advances and absolutely no sense of sorrow. not good

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and I do not believe that you can desensitize yourself to very very realistic fictional depictions of something and totally bar that from affecting how you react to the real thing. I just don’t. we forget all the time that news stories and celebrities and such are actual real events and people

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I find hyperrealistic horrible books, movies etc, to be, well, Horrible. they make me feel horrible. I don’t think it’s valueless in art but I don’t find it entertaining, and I certainly don’t seek out a lot of it bc then I would feel Horrible all the time, OR it would eventually stop bothering me/

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people are not very good at compartmentalizing fiction vs. the distant reality. this is why people can be such freaks about ~true crime~, harass actors into hiding bc they hate the characters they play, treat political analysis like they’re writing fanfic - loads of plainly observable examples

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since we’re talking about Dark Fiction today I’d like to throw in that I think it’s no good to spend a ton of one’s time taking in hyperrealistic violent material. at a certain point it’s not different than watching actual snuff. at best you’re traumatizing yourself, at worst you numb yourself to it

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“coming in tabula rasa and saying absolutely everything completely off the cuff in the moment like it’s stream of consciousness, but it all comes out well-organized and you don’t forget anything or make any mistakes” is certainly….one way to define “capable of extemporaneous speaking”

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yeah I don’t think I’m as firm on the “it’s true often than not” side as you but it’s really silly when people pretend there’s some complete division, especially when they themselves completely ignore that standard when it suits them

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irl who’s always bringing up women being choked or something I’m likely to think he might be pretty fuckin weird and him writing that down into a book instead doesn’t magically wash that away lol

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