EmbraceTheBald

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

Surprised they didn’t charge us a processing fee to inform us of the breach

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:40 UTC

"Economic Anxiety"

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

Very profound

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

What the fuck are you talking about?

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

Pretty fucking rich of politicians who hold the power to make voting rights universal, demolish the electoral college, use the power of Congress and the institutions to hold the corrupt accountable to be like “sorry, guy who has the power of one vote, it’s up to you bud…”

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

Stop telling me to vote and do your fucking job to preserve this Democracy

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

I’m just so tired of being told to vote in order to preserve democracy. Like that’s the answer?There have been institutions in place for over 2 centuries that are supposed to do that job, but one side is tearing them down one by one…so I’m just supposed to vote?

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

The good news is you don’t have to waste any time of the whole checks and balances thing…

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

It’s time for mister guillotine to go chippity choppity

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:18 UTC

and they wonder why we fly over...

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:03 UTC

*Deism has entered the chat*

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:54 UTC

Making your own kids dumb to own the libs...

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:18 UTC

People who use "It's Giving" should be promptly removed from society

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⏱📋David Steinberg⏱📋 @zzyzx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

This is a great interview: www.vulture.com/article/trey...

Never mind the almost covering Taylor Swift thing, the best part is, "And Mike is, well, Mike exists in his own universe that we all observe — no one knows what goes on in there."

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 11:43 UTC

“Movies don’t even show 9/11 anymore, that’s why there is terrorism” - No one in 2005

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 11:42 UTC

“Movies don’t even show 9/11 anymore. They are why we have terrorism” - No one in 2005

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

Love to see a picture of Mark The Shark hanging upside down on a dock someday

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 10:33 UTC

“Yeah the Nazi’s don’t call me out for pushing the Iraq war on the American public”

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 01:24 UTC

“Can’t you invest in some aprons that will inevitably be covered in ice cream instead?”

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

A serious attempt by legislators or a candidate to invalidate a plainly valid election to install someone who plainly lost the election as president is not a "legal hack" or "finalizing results". It is treason. It is a treason against the United States and its citizens. We shouldn't dance around it.

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:14 UTC

I don't have a private jet or a bitcoin mine...so I have a house that stays 67 degrees from Memorial Day to Labor Day

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

There was a hole in the god damn Ozone layer when I was a kid...

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 01:18 UTC

George Zimmer?

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 16:54 UTC

Would be a real shame…

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

Light work

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 12:20 UTC

There is a very specific group of contrarian music fans who will be absolutely apoplectic over this

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

That doesn’t make him wrong though

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

I’m confused, I thought it was the drag story time at the library folks that are the ones doing this?

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

If she doesn’t bow down to the cops, who will keep her safe from the cops that protest and threaten her family outside of her house?

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

and?

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 22:05 UTC

If that’s the world capitalists think they live in, we should make it a reality for them…I’m sure they will taste delicious

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L O L G O P @lolgop.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

Is “Should Democrats make the monstrous theocratic jerk off who wrote the decision ending Roe in the grossest possible way the Republican Party’s greatest liability for the next century?” an actual question?

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

When are white men going to finally catch a break in this country?!

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 15:55 UTC

All they need is the tunnel pass

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 14:45 UTC

1: Glazed Jelly 2: Boston Cream 3: Butternut

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 11:28 UTC

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

Lol

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

Agreed…The descent into authoritarianism seems to be timing up perfectly with the rise of Boba Tea in this country

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

How does one get a 150lb cardboard case to the party?

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

Friendly reminder to stay at least 25 yards away from Bison…hopefully we can see the footage on TouronsOfYellowstone soon!

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

New phone, who dis? And yes, that’s correct

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 14:08 UTC

“If you’re not sure you can vote for a guy who paid a sex worker for sex…remember, you worship one”

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

“If you’re not sure you can vote for a guy who paid a sex worker for sex…remember, you worship one”

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

Uh oh, how will Ted Cruz record his podcast about communists libs and trans groomers if his home state has no electricity as a direct result of the decisions of its leadership?

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

Agreed, there was a perfectly good wooden structure already erected on the Capitol lawn that day

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

Cosplay pussies

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EmbraceTheBald @embracethebald.bsky.social
[ View ] May 31, 2024 at 01:15 UTC

Low T

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Osita Nwanevu @ositanwanevu.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

The only people who've ever held Trump meaningfully accountable over the last nine years have been ordinary Americans and they've spent that entire time being lectured to and berated by elites who've failed to do anything.

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