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sorry for being weird and off-putting i dont know how to be better he/they maybe I dunno


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a nine dog day always counts as a win

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it should be illegal to make me remember that emilie autumn exists

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don't blame me, I voted for President Boops

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I've been in more than one that had stickers put on indicating how to open them the cars are bad enough an entire etsy cottage industry sprung up to try to make them somewhat usable

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my honor is unimpugnable!

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accept

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there's a hula hoop on the cover! I'm innocent of this and all other crimes

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...isn't it about hula hoops?

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the entire bcu?! I'd just stick to fairytopia myself

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I tried to, but I can't secrete the right fluids

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it has a flared base! they knew what they were doing

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it's their pillow. be grateful that they let you borrow it sometimes

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I have never been more jealous

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it's a unique kind of friday that is also a monday

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 Farm Goth πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ's avatar Farm Goth πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ @poemsandfungus.bsky.social
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The Nick Cave who made Junkyard is dead and his body is being piloted by a Zionist like a Gundam, but I am alive and understand the spirit of the genius scuzz trash music he made better than he does at this point.

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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc)'s avatar Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc) @shengokai.bsky.social
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Over at the Bad Place, I made a tradition of posting Douglass' "What, To The Slave, Is The Fourth of July," and I intend to carry on that tradition here. Since most versions you read in classes or in textbooks have parts omitted, the link below has the full text of the speech.

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everything changed when the fire beef attacked

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Stovey 🍍's avatar Stovey 🍍 @stovey.thequeer.house
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hey you yes you. you’re doing a wonderful job looking at your phone

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β€œwhat are you doing for 4th of july?”

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Happy goddamn Fourth of friggin July here's a sketch of a dumbass firework flippin exploding ok

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I'm not sure it's even capable of collecting data (and in theory tap to pay is skimming resistant) but it could easily be transmitting something malicious to phones like even a link to a fake version of the banks website with a "login to enable" type message would be enough to get a lot of people

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the hate in my heart for the evil so-called naysh of jpeg knows no bounds

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thongor's spaceship is fucked, but maybe he can ride the t-rex to freedom

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this was from a restaurant?! fuck, I read that as your cousin made it. this makes the whole situation weirder I'm morally opposed to sending food back, ever, but now I'm not so sure

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corn dog tamales came up organically! and then I remembered "wait, I've seen this kind of horror before"

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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Rishi Sunak: I also enjoy a little light sport shooting. mostly just quail and peasant.

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pfft. you can't get rid of me that easily

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shit. I gotta change my name

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I'm on my phone right now but feel free to steal it. I'll never tell

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queen margethe II rolls worst <whatever that is> forced to abdicate etc etc I don't know where I'm going with this but seriously what even is it? it looks like something I'd microwave and eat shamefully at 3am

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I have no explanation though I'm not sure any explanation could justify it anyway

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hey, a cute red panda showed up on the feed. and it's in the middle of a thread! I bet there's more cuteness if I scroll up

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and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My squeenix

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facebook I'd expect to be about as negative as twitter but in a more boomery way ("its called weather sweaty, look it up. why won't my grandkids call me") but isn't threads basically Oops! All Brands? I'm not surprised the replies there would be neutral, but I'm assuming also substanceless

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gilgamesh goes to doctor, he says "listen to me, doctor of great uruk, i weep for my friend, like a grief-stricken woman, i howl in despair! he was the shaft at my side, the bedrock of my strength! doctor says "go to see enkidu, that will cheer you" "BUT DOCTOR, THAT IS THE FRIEND I LAMENT"

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I would also suddenly divorce anyone who said "platonic wiggles". good call, that guy's ex wife

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