Felonious Monk 📚

@feloniousmonk.bsky.social

Unmelted cheese on a premade store bought "burger" patty as part of an arrangement on a gas grill that isn't even turned on is the single best representation of US politics I've ever seen.

Jun 18, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

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Andrew Brown @playcritically.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

I dunno dropping a kraft single on a burger patty bought premade from a store probably describes more of the country's ability then you're giving them credit for.

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Bel @ghostlyrobots.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

Putting two slices of cheese on a raw burger

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🍉 I Love Pets Four Hundred Twenty @ilovepets420.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

at the risk of defending charles "chuck" schumer, the grill looks like the valves are open. either the grill is on or he's dousing his food with propane.

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Xan, Keeper of the greater Niagara bog. @xandariathepink.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:37 UTC

That's not including that a lot of people literally cannot afford what used to be the cheapest meat around.

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That guy @chefesque.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:14 UTC

This may be the most NYC take on this abomination, but there are several fire codes he’s breaking by having a propane grill that close to his and other structures.

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Mikey Minus One (on Netflix) plus Medicare 📽️ @mikeymcfilms.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

the hot dogs are cooked maybe these are those impossible burgers my son made me grill him two and they just stayed gray yeesh

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𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐲𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐢𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 @himynameisdave.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:48 UTC

those dogs are cooked more than any/all pieces of legislation that chuck has proposed in 25 years in the senate

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algi @algi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:38 UTC

Interesting how while the suburban lifestyle is presented as a comfort to strive for by poor people, the really rich people avoid it. Who wouldn't want a nice grill party on their huge, monoculture lawn garden, next to their pool? Anyone who can afford better than that.

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