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luke the myoclonic jerk
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The Epstein grand jury records that were unsealed today contain some entirely unsurprising revelations
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Malaclypse the Middle@malaclypse.bsky.social |
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A hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. Two wheels good, four wheels bad. Ex Sociology adjunct turned Accounting nerd. North of Boston, near witches. Born into a 321 PPM world. He/Him
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luke the myoclonic jerk
@coolhand.bsky.social
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The Epstein grand jury records that were unsealed today contain some entirely unsurprising revelations
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skelly
@iid.bsky.social
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I know this is a boring point to make but it fucking kills me that one side is saying "we'll bring back 12 hour days, child labor, and Jim Crow" and the other side is saying "you can continue to grill on Sundays with your neighbors, who might look different to you" and it's a 50/50 split
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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“I’m in it to lose”
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J.M. Berger
@intelwire.bsky.social
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Let's check in on the candidate of cognitive superiority www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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“Thou shalt not make a LLM in the likeness of a human mind.”
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Malaclypse the Middle
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“For All Mankind” needed to assume an asteroid abundant with, if memory serves, lithium.
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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As does Spaceballs.
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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I just realized who JKR is acting like: youtu.be/4Kwh3R0YjuQ?...
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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There’s also no universe in which West gets 2%, much less Kennedy getting 10%.
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Judith Butlerian Jihad
@xanindigo.bsky.social
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Diana Wynne Jones annoyed the hell out of Tolkien, because she insisted on going to his terrible lectures, which meant he had to keep giving them instead of writing.
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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Your honor, with all due respect, Jesus died for somebody’s sins, but not mine.
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USDA Crit Beef Inspector
@youterus.bsky.social
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Hi I’m selling a road bike. Best fits someone 4’11” -5’3”. Tell your friends. I’m highly susceptible to deals for people in need. #bikechi
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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Mockingbird, MPH, CHES
@amockingbird.bsky.social
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For anyone who doesn’t know, this is a good introduction.
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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“I can tell Michelle Obama agrees with me on everything” is made easy by the fact that she, unlike the rest of the list, has no stated or historical policies.
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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Has Sulzberger ever discussed the numerous rumors surrounding the allegations that he kills kittens for sexual enjoyment? There must be a reason he has never denied it.
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The Fig Economy
@figgityfigs.bsky.social
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All is not lost. Don’t act like all is lost.
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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Welcome back.
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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Malaclypse the Middle
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He’s a narcissist. The possibility of an “election” where he gets 95% of the vote will be irresistable.
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Malaclypse the Middle
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I don’t think he’ll cancel. He’ll just imprison any state-level SoS that might certify any winner other than himself.
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Wagatwe Wanjuki
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surged 48%. for a mass plagiarism tool that tells you to eat rocks and glue.
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Malaclypse the Middle
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If someone handed me full immunity, I would only use that power for good things.
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e.w. niedermeyer
@niedermeyer.io
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this would absolutely work on Teslas, because they don't have radar or lidar to bounce off the picture of the tunnel in order to confirm that it is in fact extremely solid
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Malaclypse the Middle
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A vote for Trump is literally a vote to take away water from people working in extreme heat.
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Malaclypse the Middle
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Jacob T. Levy
@jacobtlevy.bsky.social
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Elizabeth Anderson at Crooked Timber:
crookedtimber.org/2024/07/02/s...
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Eileen Clancy
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This actually happened. For real. Trump wanted this guy killed and federal marshals mercilessly shot him dead in the street very shortly thereafter. And, bragged in a debate.
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Emma Evans
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Sending this to SCOTUS
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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"Bike riding is easy. Even kids do it."
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Delthia Ricks
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A seasonal wave of #Covid is sweeping across the U.S., driven by the FLiRT variants, a trio of the latest #SARSCoV2 mutants making the rounds. So no, it's not your imagination. People are getting Covid again www.seattletimes.com/nation-world...
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Col. Boozy Badger
@boozybadger.bsky.social
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Good morning to all my legal colleagues rolling into the office this morning in an open bathrobe, boxers, a stained t-shirt, and mismatched fluffy house slippers, clinging a bottle of vodka and answering every question with “What does it fucking matter, nothing’s real anyhow.”
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southpaw
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Can we maybe get this bullshit updated?
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Jamison Foser
@jamisonfoser.bsky.social
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If anyone can point me to a comparable New York Times subhead shoe-horning in a statement that "Donald Trump, under scrutiny since his conviction on 34 felony counts, was not arrested for any new crimes today" I'd sure be appreciative.
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time.”
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Ian Boudreau
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The obvious move after the supreme court grants the president absolute immunity for official acts is to make them regret it immediately
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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If someone handed me full immunity, I would only use that power for good things.
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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First as tragedy, then as farce.
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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Russian version, or the other one?
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Ashley Fairbanks
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This coming week, temperatures in Death Valley will be the hottest in the recorded history of this planet. Beryl is the earliest category four storm in the history of Atlantic hurricane season. People, both now and in the future, need us to stave off fascism and build a world where they can live.
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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They still sell 30-year mortgages on Miami beachfront policies. I am told that this system is the most rational allocation of resources humanity can ever devise.
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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Thank you for looking on the bright side, Warren. youtu.be/SJUhlRoBL8M?...
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Maladroithe
@maladroithe.bsky.social
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So like. We get it now, right? We either elect Biden or there’s a very. very real. possibility we don’t get elections anymore, yeah?
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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Big "like an over-ripe fruit" energy.
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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I was in Tallinn last summer, and our host took us here. I'm thinking a lot about this today.
mnemosyne.ee/en/memorial-...
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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Casting BOTH Nick Cave AND Peter Falk as themselves.
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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Kink-shaming is bad, unless you have the chance to, in person, kink-shame any member (intentional) of the House of Windsor.
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Malaclypse the Middle
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Just an absolutely perfect film.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald
@sorayamcdonald.bsky.social
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This is patently absurd. He falsified records BEFORE becoming president.
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Malaclypse the Middle
@malaclypse.bsky.social
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Imagine, today, leading with the debate and not the Court's Enabling Act.
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