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Truly dystapian world.

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I know I was going 120 in a school zone officer. Didn't you see my stickers?

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One or two of the human justices should include a call for court expansion in every dissenting opinion.

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Apparently, sneeze guards don't help with this.

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Starting secret wars not even the military is in on.

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Assumed it was sarcasm or a dig at their last two candidates.

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Chris Geidner's avatar Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social
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NEW: A trio of federal court rulings this week have blocked Biden administration efforts to protect LGBTQ people in getting healthcare and going to school without discrimination. www.lawdork.com/p/trans-heal...

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There's an analogy to the joke about the college dean, unhappy with the expensive equipment the physics department needed, whereas math only needed pencils and erasers; and philosophy only needed pencils.

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At this point, I'm all (done) in.

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No, Virginia. There's no f*cking Santa Claus.

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Which treatment does my plan allow?

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A la A.E. Housman: Nature, not content with denying him the ability to think, has endowed him with the ability to speak.

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"all men are created equal" shoulda tipped you off that it was all an inside joke, Johnny boy.

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McSweeney's Publishing's avatar McSweeney's Publishing @mcsweeneys.bsky.social
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

“I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the horse.

The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/kaf...

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Would you like fries with that?

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Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy's avatar Sen. Gogurt taking notes on a criminal conspiracy @ugarles.bsky.social
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Alas, Biden's reaction was closer to "I'll be damned. 'To Serve Man' is a cookbook! I promise not to use these recipes!"

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That NYer cartoon- Doctor: This is hard for me to say, so I'll put it in your patient portal so you can read it later.

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"Originalist" has taken on a whole new meaning.

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That got weird. Has no one seen a presser? Ask Prime Minister? Ask someone to justify a decision with the possibility for refutation or clarification?

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It's likely to discourage some people from even going to the polls, thereby ceding down ballot victories to Republicans.

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I, for one, welcome our new SCOTUS overlords.

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Given that there are no innocent Presidents, Blackstone's ratio == ♾️

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On my campus administration was always looking for new ways to interfere with education.

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But their communicators never overheat.

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We've put to rest the joke of "The World's Greatest Deliberative Body"; proved Mencken correct many times over that "the White House will be adorned by a downright moron"; and "originalists" and "textualists" long ago showed that SCOTUS is a bunch of asshats. At this point we're just rolling in it.

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What a very specific form of pareidolia.

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We used to have to post our radio frequencies so no two users would interfere. Thank you Hedy Lamarr.

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Columbia University: Protesters arrested for seizing Hind’s Hall at Columbia University are refusing any deals unless protesters at CUNY are offered the same, and they stand in solidarity with those facing the most extreme repression in the movement.

#Palestine #Israel

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Pummeled logic, rhetoric, grammar, honesty, integrity...

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"I’d barely made it out of the parking lot before I passed six different signs describing the same kind of reed, and each one was more detailed than the last."

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Republicans saw DT as he's always been; Democrats saw the JB they pretended him not to be and now must rationalize.

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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1) fitting that Gorsuch, a notably cruel jurist, has the majority opinion here 2) another vindication of my view that the conservatives on the court are re-inflating the police powers of states to regulate public behavior and morality as they please

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The three branches of gov't unified in one body.

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“The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.”

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The simulacrum of democracy has become a Punch and Judy show.

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C'mon Onion, you can't just transcribe.

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