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Michael@fleerultra.bsky.social |
alito took off yesterday because he needed to grind a bunch to level up to beat mohg and unlock the elden ring DLC, and he was absent today because he's engrossed in it. pretty obvious really
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Silly B Man
@lawnerd.bsky.social
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Can you imagine the right wing freak out if Thomas and alito both dropped dead before the election
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@boredompeejeterson.bsky.social
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I don't know how the rules on wishing bad stuff happening to people are on this platform, so I'll not comment any further on Alito's absence
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Nicholas Godgreen
@mwplante.bsky.social
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So relateable
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Luca Salami
@lucasalami.bsky.social
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Carlos Scheidegger
@cscheid.net
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most relatable Alito's ever been
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B
@bryyyyguy.bsky.social
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Not enough vigor, just getting one-shotted left and right
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Okay
@felondegeneres.bsky.social
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Either that or he’s halfway through a Civ playthrough having a crisis on barbarian hordes
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John W
@johnsw.bsky.social
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Using a bow.
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Shayde the Demoness
@demonshayde.bsky.social
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hope the final boss is beating his ass senseless.
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Rage Against The Miami Sound Machine
@randymiller.bsky.social
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His wife won’t let him pick up the buffs from Miquella’s crosses because she thinks they’re blasphemous so he’s stuck doing chip damage
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Top 3% Turkey Content Provider
@haus53.bsky.social
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He’s trying to convince commander niall to fly his flag upside down
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Demmy
@tehdeminz.bsky.social
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I choose to believe he sat on his balls so hard it killed him, but this is probably what really happened.
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Keith
@keithtmiller.com
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CJ Ciaramella
@cjciaramella.bsky.social
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you know he's playing with a super cheesy build too
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Jeff
@funbutter.bsky.social
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You know he suffers through some sucky Holy build
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Orcish Law
@orcishlaw.bsky.social
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Actually, when Alito first emerged into the Lands Between, he kept getting destroyed by the first Erdtree Knight there. Rather than learn or avoid the fight, he declared the game "not in line with our Founders' principles" and went back to playing pay-to-win gacha games on Facebook.
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Pope Corky IX
@popecorkyix.bsky.social
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I'm not at all prepared to defend this but Alito is the most likely SCOTUS justice to try to get eaten by a snake and go full Rykard
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