Demmy

@tehdeminz.bsky.social

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Just a little guy. Country boy and the father of many chickens. He/Him

Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:31 UTC

The proper reaction is to put them in a home and treat everything they say remotely related to politics or social issues the same as the End Is Nigh sign guy with the dead eyes

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GnollBreath 🍖💦 @gnollbreath.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

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Robin Marwick @electricland.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:58 UTC

This made me laugh (again) 🥬

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:50 UTC

I will not stop making heart eyes at her, however

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:49 UTC

Sad to hear me making heart eyes over my female hrothgar is zoophilia now

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:24 UTC

Baby update

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Zerofox @zerofox72.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

👏👏 if you can't afford to pay employees a living wage, you can't afford to open a business 👏👏

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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 07:20 UTC

wow that kicks ass

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apofiss @apofiss.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:32 UTC

Night aurora✨

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@mossworm.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:37 UTC

I dunno guys, there's some leaves, maybe I should climb up on the roof with a leafblower like a real American

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

Remembering then the Dobbs decision leaked a month early, and the Dems acted like they were blindsided when it officially came down. And their response was campaign donation begging emails.

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

The GOP push to destabilize the 2024 election has already begun, with lawsuits filed in a host of states around familiar Trump talking points: mail-in ballots, supposed voter-registration fraud, etc. “This is how you build a story that enables political interference in the post-election process." 🎁

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:10 UTC

sorry i asked if the photo of your kid was “that fucked up AI stuff”

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Nicole Dornsife | Thornwolf @thornwolf.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

Please subscribe to my Patreon or Ko-Fi so I can get closer to being my own person financially. I can't get into it publicly but I'm dealing with yet more BS related to the "AI took mah jerb" post from awhile ago and I am freaking miserable.

www.patreon.com/Thornwolf
ko-fi.com/thornwolf

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michael @mcyost.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

"The United States funds and arms the murder of 50 environmental activists every year" really seems like it should be front-page news, and yet

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Tofte @tofte.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

The first draft of the Declaration of Independence guaranteed life, liberty, a fursuit, and happiness

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:06 UTC

At the doctor's office and a guy checking in has to pay a $30 copay while I had to pay $25.20 for self-pay Suck it, guy with health insurance.

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GlentheFossa @glenthefossa.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

This is the thing that has really killed me about this entire presidential administration. They are perpetually caught off guard by things that seem so obvious. They didn't have a 'Biden looks old' gameplan to run? Just spin around in circles for a few weeks and get angry?

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Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

ANIME EXEC: Upon due consideration we’ve elected to not move forward with your series pitch for ‘Help! I Drank Poison At The International Criminal Tribunal for the former Yugoslavia And Now I’m An Elf In A Magical World??? ME: It’s because I’m trans isn’t it. Fuck you

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

I don't even go there, and this is still the funniest shit

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:55 UTC

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:48 UTC

The shortened lifespan is a bonus as far as I'm concerned.

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Super Animal Royale @animalroyale.com
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

This is Chiitan, a Japanese 0 year-old fairy baby otter mascot They pay for their videos to run as Twitter ads so people don't get real ads We turned them into a Super Animal

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

Sorry, I was hungry. I promise t9 not eat the patients.

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Eski🌱 @eskiworks.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

Bnnuy

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Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:31 UTC

Saying dog rates like socrates

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Edith Charles 🏳️‍⚧️ @edithcharles.bsky.social
[ View ] Oct 16, 2023 at 13:50 UTC

Least insane British headline

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Natalie de Corsair @nataliedecorsair.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

Like werewolf mother like werewolf daughter

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Stella @antlervel.vet
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

I think man is fundamentally made of two forces: desire and regret. Each can exist independently, or feed the other, but should he cease feeling either or both, then he is man no more—simply beast or stone. So yeah *squinting* Denise, I think the mozzarella sticks sound good

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:12 UTC

oat

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

No, they didn't, and anyone saying they did is either lying to you or an idiot. They backdoor enshrined fetal personhood in their platform, saying they'll extend 14th Amendment protections to undifferentiated globs of cells.

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Natalie de Corsair @nataliedecorsair.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

What about you?

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Sly the nook creature @slywolfy.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

The hydrogen storage bottle. For storing hydrogen. Hydrogen's storage bottle. The storage bottle for hydrogen.

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✧ APEX ✧ @arukanoda.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

[AF] For FlowerHUa, LOVE the design *_*

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

Is Jesse Watters the one whose mom called into his show and gave him a lecture on how much of a dick he is and how the rest of the family hates him

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

Smelling their own farts and squelching in their own self-satisfaction and superiority is exactly what I expected from the author of an Atlantic article.

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🌿 Laura 🌿 @lauraamalasunta.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

Me: I'm like a medieval princess You: You mean all the most worthy knights vie for your fair hand? Me: I mean I'm a woman who was given a weird-ass education in Latin, theology and ecclesiastical history designed for boys entering a monastery and now society has no clue what the fuck to do with me

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

i'll show you a lower, motherfucker lower you into a fuckin' bath

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

Sly I'm making a joke about use of illegal narcotics and prescription drugs, stop ruining it

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

Good to see we've entered the "The imminent heat death of all advanced life on Earth can't be stopped, so stop bitching and let us drill while you burn." portion of the anthropocene.

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

Do not give me access to super powers and attractive and sexy quadrpedal elemental canine physiology, Nintendo. You will regret it.

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:35 UTC

no guns are downers, not uppers

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

Is the upper cocaine

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

Constantly thinking of good smut commissions but forever bereft of funds

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Paulina Ganucheau @paulinaganucheau.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:40 UTC

Patiently waiting for summer to be over.

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:40 UTC

Not even global warming will make Earth as hot as Hell. Enjoy it, bitch.

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Demmy @tehdeminz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No

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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:13 UTC

🌎

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J.R. @jrbolt.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 05:57 UTC

I believe I can fly I believe I can touch the sky I know it's all just a circus tent I'm gonna drill through the firmament I believe it's a sham I know the moon is a hologram I believe it's a lie (woo)

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