Foxy Box

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Humorist I live for the applause / I only live to be born again / Beware: I live Ignore facts at your own peril

Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

You think you can buy this physique? No, it took years of getting up early, getting on a bus to the docks, bringing crates from one warehouse to another using a forklift, and getting paid 100 yen per crate.

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 13:37 UTC

Dino doctor Charlie Weeler Ross was sprung but Joey tried to feel her

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Omri Marian @omrimarian.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

Bibi is pretty clearly now actively working to prevent a hostage/ceasefire deal. The man is a deranged lunatic who belongs in jail.
www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog-jul...

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 15:10 UTC

"The Columbian flag with an iron-on decal" - Our Dumb World

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

la grande mort

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Willie Fitzgerald @williefitz.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

TRUMP: I am going to drop daisy-cutter bombs on Seattle just cuz BIDEN: I'll have the Bob Salad — ha, COBB Salad, whoops. NYT: Biden's Gaffe Sends Shockwaves Through Democratic Party; Trump Pledges Infrastructure Changes to Northwest

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

Did anyone ever solve the mystery of Liddle and why there's an apostrophe on the end and is this a Hee Haw reference

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

I know my skelemus It says U + Me = Us

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

30% of people still hellbent on the notion that the leopards will never ever eat their faces

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

T probably feels like he can say and do Anything now. K would be an extraordinary trap card for that recklessness..

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

In the immortal words of Kirby Puckett: f it

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

We got time-tested practices here!! Commengetcha time-tested practices!!

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

If only he knew a guy who could get him some

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dr haha yeah, phd @freshfleisch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 12:51 UTC

do you know who else had a small group of trusted officers and what you might call an OUTER HEAVEN?

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

I'm so jealous my nephew doesn't have to take a single history class in his life

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:20 UTC

For the threat it would create to society and the country, We The People should never elect another president, simple as

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

Does France have a Supreme Court someone could buy?

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:10 UTC

Dusting off the old classic

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:03 UTC

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

I remember where I was when America up and died

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 13:03 UTC

Me after one slice of Neo Kobe Pizza

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:27 UTC

GPS voice: take this hot to go for 1.4km

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

The feels from 34 felonies

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

The data could be called pain

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

"You forgot Poland" remember that one guyz

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The Onion @theonion.com
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

FACT CHECK Trump: “Biden is a very bad Palestinian.” TRUE: Biden is far too alive to be a Palestinian.

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

Sorry I was busy pushing the "Fewer stories like this" button on Google News for Mindy Kaling the whole time

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

*sigh* just thinking about the pinnacle of western culture, that's all

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:28 UTC

Let's play "[On the walls of a Margaritaville Restaurant] Or [Friskies World maxim]?"

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

EBIDTA Musk

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

A Screwup Darkly Flow My Tears the NHTSA Said

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

Top 10 TV: The Honeymooners Jerry Springer Twin Peaks Columbo Better Call Saul Fawlty Towers The Prisoner Law & Order The Golden Girls The Twilight Zone

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:42 UTC

He be hanging out with Sonny Corinthos too much

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[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 16:58 UTC

It was a Bummer Heights High When Annabelle died

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[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 03:29 UTC

I set the O/U on Trump at debate saying "caravan" at 2.5

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

A hospital cafeteria is a paradox, just total junk

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[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

youtu.be/fGaW6GrquDw

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:10 UTC

Guess what (guess what) you're under arrest for D-U-Iay

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:06 UTC

Cut. It. Out! ✌️👉👍

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 13:55 UTC

The S&P (500) wanna get with me, but I'm wicked G, hit skins but never quickly

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

(Guessing my date's body count) 4? 8? 15?? 16??? 23!?! 42!!!

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

The only trolley problem I care about is how it's going to get Daniel Tiger to the campsite in time

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[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 19:26 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

Editing Kevin Spacey out of LA Confidential and replacing him with Dan Duryea

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

Joey Chestnut:

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 21:00 UTC

Not only did a shrimp fry this rice, it wasn't even in a ugh I'm replying to a robot again RIP Chen-san

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Foxy Box @fxbx.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

Finally, the benefactors of circumstances, not the victim

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