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Gail Simone

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I know nothing about PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE. I don't know the murderous aliens behind it, particularly Xarzon, who is a good friend. Anything they do, including raising the dead to destroy humanity, I wish them luck. But it has nothing to do with me. Hail Xarzon.

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malakim2099's avatar malakim2099 @malakim2099.bsky.social
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Xarzon can raise the dead to destroy humanity as he has full immunity for official acts. But I'm sure he will only do this for good reasons.

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Lisa 's avatar Lisa @lisasass.bsky.social
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A former State poet laureate, David Clewell, wrote a poem…

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smylingjay ×͜×'s avatar smylingjay ×͜× @smylingjay.bsky.social
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Liar Trump: ▫️Don't know Proud Boys, but stand by. ▫️Didn't know Epstein, but wish Ghislaine Maxwell luck. ▫️Don't know who's behind Project 2025, but wish them luck. Project 2025 is their playbook & they’re already in the 4th quarter. Don’t blow it, America. Get in the game & vote in November!🌊

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24÷3=8's avatar 24÷3=8 @lorddalek.bsky.social
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Can you at least tell me something about the big, green dragon that sits on your doorstep? Besides the fact that he eats little boys, puppy dog tails and big, fat snails?

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Sean's avatar Sean @betalogan.bsky.social
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that sounds like what someone with the complexion of Exeter from This Island Earth would say.

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Peter Coene's avatar Peter Coene @petercoene.bsky.social
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Tomb Svalborg's avatar Tomb Svalborg @tombs.bsky.social
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Guess I'll have to asks the experts Bill, Kevin and Mike then.

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Jon Maki's avatar Jon Maki @jonmaki.bsky.social
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Me: There, that settles it. You: Gail is lying! She's totally supportive of PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE! Me: You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!

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Russell A. Sinclair's avatar Russell A. Sinclair @kahn265.bsky.social
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Best version of the meme.

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Cat Randall's avatar Cat Randall @catrandall.bsky.social
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Good to see you getting with the program!

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Matt Fossen's avatar Matt Fossen @mattfossen.com
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Future elections will affect you in the future!

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John Annese's avatar John Annese @johnannese.bsky.social
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Look, all I know is Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody’s responsible!

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Kentaro's avatar Kentaro @kentaro21.bsky.social
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I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

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Marjorie 's avatar Marjorie @hydroqueen211.bsky.social
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😏😂

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Drew Misemer 's avatar Drew Misemer @dmisemer.bsky.social
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Aaron Bourque's avatar Aaron Bourque @afbourque.bsky.social
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Terra Adsley's avatar Terra Adsley @terra84.bsky.social
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You seem like an unbiased moderate.

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Finnegans's avatar Finnegans @finnegans.bsky.social
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I see whatcha did there....

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Paul Driggere 🦋's avatar Paul Driggere 🦋 @writerwithcats.bsky.social
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I really preferred "Grave Robbers from Outer Space", but the Baptist church that funded the movie wouldn't go for it. Fucking Baptists. 🤪

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Gary's avatar Gary @garychapple.bsky.social
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One thing i’ll say is they have addressed all the problems from PLAN 1 FROM OUTER SPACE to PLAN 8 FROM OUTER SPACE, and really want to sincerely apologize to anyone affected by them. We are confident in PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE going forward. #smoothSailingFromOuterSpace

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Witty Librarian 2024's avatar Witty Librarian 2024 @paulwartenberg.bsky.social
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just try to remember plans one through eight were the ones that failed.

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Oldstuff's avatar Oldstuff @oldstuff.bsky.social
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🏆

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There’s some very fine people who look vaguely like Bela Lugosi.

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Justin Sheppherd's avatar Justin Sheppherd @ahappyhiveling.bsky.social
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We are in the process of PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE, which will remain bloodless ― if Office Kelton allows it to be"

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CW Sawyer's avatar CW Sawyer @cwsawyer.bsky.social
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This is delightful

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Ghidorahstan64 (he/him)'s avatar Ghidorahstan64 (he/him) @deathginger.bsky.social
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It's no LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA.

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hail xarzon

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Gravewriter Frog's avatar Gravewriter Frog @gravewriter71.bsky.social
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Perfect.

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Benjamin Hall's avatar Benjamin Hall @rippersspot.bsky.social
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Sycophant of the planners!

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Doug Ford's Kryptonite 's avatar Doug Ford's Kryptonite @dfhak.bsky.social
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Is it anything like Project 2025?

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Linkara's avatar Linkara @linkara.bsky.social
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Gail, look, we're all interested in the future for that is where we're going to spend the rest of our lives, but I feel like you HAVE heard the terrifying story of graverobbers from outer space.

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Erin Snyder's avatar Erin Snyder @erinlsnyder.bsky.social
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I have it on good authority there are good people on both sides of Space Station 7.

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Xarzon certainly has my vote!

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