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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Just taken me twenty minutes to limp from my bed to the bathroom. Hospital tomorrow, I think
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Glorious amateur. Writer. Pulp Idol 2023 finalist. He/Him
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Just taken me twenty minutes to limp from my bed to the bathroom. Hospital tomorrow, I think
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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I'm sorry, that sucks so much. You never get over the loss of a family member, whether they're a dog or a human. They seem like they were such a good pup
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Thanks, I'll look into it. I'll probably need to weigh up my options first. But it isn't right that the pavement was that dangerous just because of a little rain, someone needs to pay something
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Thanks, I'm hoping they do just need to be dried out but it's been more than six months since I've had to replace them so they're probably overdue
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Thanks, I hope so too. I've had ice on my ankle ever since I got home. Hoping that when I get up tomorrow I'll be able to walk again, if not - uh oh
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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I'm not sure, the pavement itself was outside a hotel but it might be the council that are responsible for maintenance
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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I'm not totally sure who would be liable, either the council or the hotel where the pavement was
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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As well as being slippery, the pavement I slipped on was cracked. I got a picture of it just in case.
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Putting it out there to the hivemind: how do you go about putting in a personal injury claim? This is me out of the gym for the forseeable future and likely having to get taxis to and from work. Someone other than me should be paying for that
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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It was pretty bad. I slid a solid foot or so. I don't think anything is broken but I'm currently debating if the hospital is a good idea or not
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Hey, I may be stupid and a baby but... what was the third thing you said?
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Shout out to the crew at the nearby ferry terminal and the guy who got out of his car to come and help me. There are some genuinely good people out there
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Yesterday's rain destroyed my wireless headphones. I hoped that'd be the worst thing that happened to me today then I slipped over on the way to work because of today's rain and managed to fuck my ankle up I really hope nobody was filming that because that'd be hilarious to anyone but me
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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It was so weird how much unchecked power she got simply by threatening to sue everybody who didn't like her
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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That is so shit. Is she related to one of the bosses or something?
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Ed Morrish
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I’ve sold AI to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map.
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Submitted for the approval of #eggclub . A ham, cheddar, and chive omelette with mushrooms
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Gordo!
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Good morning and fuck Wes Streeting in particular
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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I never understood the appeal of Dubai. So many people have it as a dream holiday destination and I feel like they know something I don't (or are being paid off by the Saudi tourist board)
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fesshole
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Wife wanted to watch a bit of porn as foreplay. It worked. We were like mad, rampant ferrets in a sack, but the split second after ejaculaton the laptop played an ad with the sad trombone. Funniest thing that has ever happened to me and I can tell no one.
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Katie ⚔️𓅃⚒️
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down in the sword mines… somebody should buy this so i can finish it, get paid, not be overdrawn and maybe even eat… and the best part? you’ll have a sword! ✨
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Braver than the troops. Hope you feel better soon
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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I was a guy She was a Tesco microwaveable curry Can I make it any more obvious?
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stone cold 𓅃
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Avril Lasagne:
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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When did ready meals get so complicated? They used to be simple
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Fucking Jimmy Buffet over here, posting from Margaritaville
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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This is my first time doing image manipulation with my phone so don't give me any shit
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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My mood right now. This weather has broken me
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Barring one or two weeks it's been pretty much constant since last September. I'm sick of it
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Fuck the rain
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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You're lucky if you just have to do one interview these days, they love to throw extra stuff at you so they can test how much bullshit you'll put up with. You could always do what I did in 2021, just hit da bricks with no serious prospects on the horizon and see what happens
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Andrea Grimes
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when people are expressing anger and disappointment because an artist whose work they really liked turned out to be a creep it's a cool move to make sure everyone knows you never liked that artist's work in the first place, always remind people that you're better than them when they are feeling low
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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This is what I see, which also seems to fit as I wish to block him from my sight
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Been trying to fix a difficult scene in this book since Saturday. I'm finally starting to make some sense of it but now I've got to get ready for work in a bit. Goddamnit
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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It would be fun to see the crossover. Given the way Disney is going it won't be long until they acquire the rights to Psycho, if they haven't already
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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The worst people. You could almost understand it when it's kids doing it, but when grown adults are playing music from their phones without headphones you have to wonder how empty their lives must be
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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I saw it. Everything is worse now
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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I am doing my best to look respectfully
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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It is selfish and obnoxious behaviour, I don't know what people get out of it other than the satisfaction of being real life trolls
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Darth Vader might be a solid contender
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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It was in the post directly below yours. I would wash the contamination off but I don't think they make water hot enough
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Oh cool, the worst thing I've ever seen
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Oh, I hate what this meme trend represents and I'm truly afraid of what prompted it
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
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The election doesn’t look good for Joe Biden, but don’t lose hope. I’ve heard rumors that his opponent Donald Trump, despite his squeaky-clean image, has a few skeletons in the closest of his own, and would be VERY embarrassed if certain scandalous details were to become public during the campaign
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Love to see a fascists getting owned in hilarious ways. Has to be one of my favourite genres
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Mr Socko
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Reminds me of the time Oswald Mosely was hit in the face with a jelly
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Anna Meier
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My favorite tried-and-true resistance tactic: Being Extremely Fucking Annoying.
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Bearded helmet 🏴⚔️
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Okay I'm broke and I've used my overdraft pretty much and I need to pay off my phone and broadband bill. I'm in need of 150 to pay it all off before the 10th. Anything would be helpful
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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How are you, a peasant in medieval France, affording to eat five dozen eggs a day? No, no. Something about this doesn't add up at all
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Matt Holland Author Dot Com
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Hope you feel better tomorrow or I'll officially be putting the illness on notice
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