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John Bull

@garius.bsky.social

Rebranding myself as an eco-friendly alternative to ChatGPT. Ask me a question and I'll mansplain an answer to you, while consuming much less water and energy.

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Urluck's avatar Urluck @urluck.bsky.social
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The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?

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cheyinka's avatar cheyinka @cheyinka.bsky.social
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ChatGariusPT, why are bean and cheese breakfast tacos better than potato and egg breakfast tacos?

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Lorna's avatar Lorna @florilegia.bsky.social
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Could ChatGPT run on coffee/tea?

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Wappawainen's avatar Wappawainen @wappawainen.bsky.social
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What is the difference between affect and effect?

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I Heart Noise's avatar I Heart Noise @iheartnoise.bsky.social
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Are you Sam Altman?

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Proud Anselmo's avatar Proud Anselmo @proudanselmo.bsky.social
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If you're consuming less water and energy, how are you properly mansplaining?

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Mari O'Kart's avatar Mari O'Kart @margoose.bsky.social
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Please write me a story about a unicorn that lives on Jupiter. Thanks ManGPT!

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Gin and Bacon's avatar Gin and Bacon @ginandbacon.bsky.social
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Why does it itch?

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Mark Norman Francis's avatar Mark Norman Francis @cackhanded.net
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When is bins?

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Sam Hain's avatar Sam Hain @samwyman.bsky.social
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How much less water and energy? Are you drinking your water?!

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JamJar's avatar JamJar @jammy-jar.bsky.social
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It's great to see your commitment to sustainability! Could you explain the eco-friendly initiatives you're implementing in your rebranding? I'm curious to learn more about how you're reducing water and energy consumption while providing insightful explanations.

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Seraph's avatar Seraph @seraphism.bsky.social
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Can you also write cover letters?

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Grace Paterson 's avatar Grace Paterson @gdpaters.bsky.social
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I mean the way things have been going lately, it could turn out that ChatGPT is actually 1000 underpaid people in India doing exactly this

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Ziyyigo-Tipyigo's avatar Ziyyigo-Tipyigo @ziyyigo-tipyigo.bsky.social
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But you'll still consume more caffeine...

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Nick 's avatar Nick @finch4077.bsky.social
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But more coffee ?

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John O’Donnell's avatar John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social
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If he’s not the pheasant plucker, but the pheasant plucker’s son, which flexitime job does he have that he can sit around plucking pheasants until his old man turns up?

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Veronica's avatar Veronica @vmcombs.bsky.social
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You really know how to target a market segment. 😁

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Jake Staines's avatar Jake Staines @sanakism.bsky.social
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Why?

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costrike's avatar costrike @costrike.bsky.social
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I bet I can out-hallucinate you.

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Why can't cats eat fish

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Matthew Willis (Naval Air History)'s avatar Matthew Willis (Naval Air History) @navalairhistory.com
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Why are men

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nika 🐦‍⬛ 's avatar nika 🐦‍⬛ @sojapojke.de
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what are some animals beginning with the letter P

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CitationFound's avatar CitationFound @citationfound.bsky.social
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So you are just internet dad

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Edain's avatar Edain @d20yfx.bsky.social
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Hello. Can you explain the difference between a ship and a boat to me please?

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Nick Barlow's avatar Nick Barlow @nickbwalking.bsky.social
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What's the difference between a duck?

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Moe Juggs's avatar Moe Juggs @joemuggs.bsky.social
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Feels like you should be sitting on a bar stool as you do this?

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Natalie / Natsuki / Monika (temp pfp)'s avatar Natalie / Natsuki / Monika (temp pfp) @mistressmischief.bsky.social
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mr john bull what are your thoughts on cheese

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contagonist's avatar contagonist @contagonist.bsky.social
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What's the best shawarma place in NYC?

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Dave Daveson's avatar Dave Daveson @davemayhem.bsky.social
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Hello. If you unscrew your belly button, does your bum fall off?

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Duncan Gibb's avatar Duncan Gibb @duncangibb.net
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How can I be sure you'll get the answer plausibly correct but still dead wrong?

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Harg Heuristus Vege's avatar Harg Heuristus Vege @hargvege.bsky.social
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The length of the shadow of a flag pole can be explained or seen as caused by the flag poles height, the position of the sun and any angle between the flag pole and the ground. Is the reverse true, as in, does the length of the shadow cause the height of the flagpole? If not, why not?

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Arseny Khakhalin's avatar Arseny Khakhalin @khakhalin.bsky.social
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# testing why sometimes germans write "zum ersten male" and not "mal"? what's the difference?

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