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Average-est Twitch Partner. Player of fine Roguelites and even finer Jank. | 💜 @gamer.baby 💜 | Working on a good banner, gimme a minute | Biz: gildertekindustries@gmail.com Stream: twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

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god the list of games for august so far is HONKIN.

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lmao hit start recording instead of start streaming; no wonder people came in going "uhhh, did you start yet?"

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okay TONIGHT is the last chat hog night! man we always underestimate how long these damn games are, haha!

Come tell me how to HOG

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

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Please like and repost it for being so brave

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[lukewarm take on AAA games]

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Figured as much. And I'm 100% not blaming the drivers. They're doing what they can to scrape by in a gig economy. The service itself is the rotting part. I'm assuming they encourage drivers to go for quantity as hard as they can.

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The worst part is they offer that fucked up option to pay an extra $3 to bring it straight to you and I'm like "there's no way that goes to the driver." I'd rather tip the driver more but I'm convinced they can't see how much the tip is by design so they prioritize more orders over good service.

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Man I love it when door dash is like "picked up! arriving on time! Heading to you! Oops the driver accepted another run halfway to your house and has now turned around to go pick that up while your shit gets cold! New estimate: arriving in 45 minutes!"

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holy SHIT this looks dope! gonna have to give this a whirl some day

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I AM EXCITED THAT YOU ARE RUNNING AND TO VOTE FOR POKEY!!! BALLOT BUDDIES FOREVER!!!

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The FINALE of Chat Plays Crappy Hidden Object Games is now #live over on the twitch stream! Come on in and help me save Halloween, or my Uncle and Dad or something from The Boogeyman, i think? hoo boy.

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

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Ahh beans, time to fully embrace the vtuber thing and start lying about my age, I guess don't want to end up in content creator jail, I've heard the stories

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Lmao just saw someone tell a streamer they were "too old" to be reacting to funny content bro did you literally just try to age gate "laughing at funny shit" "Whoa whoa whoa, gramps, aren't you a little OLD to have a sense of humor? Let's get you back to the home."

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Be sure to let the world know that you "always knew something was off about them" so that everyone knows you're an excellent judge of character. Centering yourself is the most important thing you can do at this time.

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at last, I have found religion

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Damn we went to the same schoolhouse? I musta graduated a couple years before you

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it's like you don't realize that making money off the content we create is exactly how we can continue creating the content you enjoy. i don't come down to your job and tell you to stop working for a living; fuck is your problem with my job

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y'all can get over it or get the fuck on with your life somewhere else, tbh.

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it's amazing that there's still people out there watching content creators who get mad that content creators make a living from content creation. "stop spending so much time thanking subs and donos" nah, fam, i think i'll say thanks to the people that let me pay rent and eat lunch every day.

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man, it's good watermelon season and i'm HERE FOR IT. probably one of the things i'll miss the most about NC when i leave; christ the watermelon always slaps may thru september. always keepin some chunks of it just above ice cold in the fridge

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People who keep trying to intentionally tie polls that streamers make are just the cutest wasters of everyone else in chat's fucking time

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Just went through that shit myself a couple weeks ago. Best of luck, brother

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Yo, going live with part two of this; link in the quoted post! Come on back in to tell me how to HOG!

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i thought about this post for months before making it

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wait a minute, ALL these wheel spaces say "shitty post from Jon!" Except for this one that's a skull and crossbones! Excuse me, I have several questions!

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there's a lot of instances where the campaigns for these games have fine-print minimum requirements to get ANY payment at all, which means most small to mid-size streamers will just end up being free advertising for a crappy mobile game and probably lose viewers in the process.

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You probably already know, but just to save you if you don't, those things are HELLA scammy. Most of the time, to hit payout threshholds they claim to offer, you have to meet completely unrealistic new player signup goals, along with the signups spending real money on their cash shop.

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It's very weird that it's 2024 and people still think that the persona content creators show you in videos - generally shorter than one hour and designed to entertain you - is how they actually act when not on camera.

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Now live! The mighty Chat Gods have spoken and they want to control a HOG! I don't have the programming expertise to make that happen so I have the next best thing: TEXT TO SPEECH with annoying voices! Come in and backseat game me to solve a totally silly HOG

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

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Now imagine playing Dark Souls without full use of your hands. Maybe you lost a finger or two in an accident, or maybe you were born without full use, or maybe you're older now and boy howdy do your joints ache. oh, right, you suck at "Thinking Of Others" without a substitute brain. Scrub.

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It's always some half-bald, coke bottle glasses wearing motherfucker going on about "why dark souls shouldn't have difficulty modes." yo, jackass, can you beat "Have a Full Head of Hair?" without a wig? What about "Seeing Clearly" without your glasses? Tough games without your crutches. git gud.

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Fine, Brain. I will admit that we spoke highly of chili dogs last night during the inaugural stream of The Friday Flash Pit because I played a bunch of shitty Sonic flash games. I understand the assignment. I have ordered two chili dogs delivered. You're right. I can't live without them.

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the list of males are SO SERIOUS it devolves into a generic twitch chat reference at the end. holy SHIT these clowns don't stop clownin

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For me it was the roach/centipede people in Caelid. Hooooooo buddy, *nothing* needs to have that many legs/arms and come walking at me.

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A list of eight cute animal rhymes to say farewell... 8. In a while, crocodile 7. Toodle-oo, kangaroo 6. Ciao for now, Jersey cow 5. Why you still here, white-tailed deer 4. Just piss off, luna moth 3. Go to hell, red gazelle 2. Kiss my hole, woodland vole 1. Off you fuck, crested duck

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Did you know there were about a thousand shitty Sonic the Hedgehog shockwave/flash fan games? Did you know I'm going to play an entire fuckin' stream of them tonight? NOW YOU DO. Tune in for The Friday Flash Pit, A Jank Tank Hellscape Production tonight at about 5:30 Eastern

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i too agree that "Robert Plant" is a "Big Log" and that ZZ Top were sharply dressed men i think i get the high score here

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If i can pull it off, AUUUUGHust this year is gonna be EXTRA STUPID. I have IDEAS. Really, really fucking dumb ideas.

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Now live, checking out Hexguardian, then continuing Lifeline (PS2)! It's a hopefully good game followed by yelling at Rio for another couple hours while she looks at the wrong vending machine slot

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

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excuse you, you better eat your slightly reheated shelf stable bacon, borderline stale bagel, almost cold OJ and powdered eggs while you pledge allegiance to that flag, bub

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Now #live over on twitch! We're returning to (and probably starting over because it's been months) Lifeline on the PS2! It's a voice controlled game and HOO BOY is it rough! Come hang out with us!

twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

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Returning to Lifeline (PS2) in about half an hour. Oh man, this game is DUMB. Come enjoy, if you like janky games that you have to yell at to play!

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People who push the idea that vaccinating pets against rabies is a scam should be hunted down like the monstrous vermin they are.

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