Slime Sommelier

@gladtepes.bsky.social

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The world's Most Haunted Man

He/him

Socially Inept/Fiscally Catastrophic

🎞👻 Letterboxd: boxd.it/9Ob6h

Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:22 UTC

How many raccoons do I need for this routine? Or can I get away with just putting my dog in a bandit mask?

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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

Look how fun shutting down fascists is. I want this for us, too

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 12:32 UTC

Been absolutely in love with this building since childhood. So much venom and vitriol gets spewed at the city's most beautiful piece of architecture.

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

Faster, Pussycat! Eat! Pray! Love!

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cayce @cayce.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

happy birthday to Eiji Tsuburaya, special effects pioneer and the father of tokusatsu

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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:51 UTC

Look, I'm willing to try anything at this point.

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

Shigeru Miyamoto is going to send me to the Haig.

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

Jesus, Pikmin 2's post-credits status screen feels like being indicted with a war crime.

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:43 UTC

Listen, if God didn't want me to blow off all my fingers and toes in a tragic Roman candle misfire, then he wouldn't have made beer taste so good.

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Gaijin Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 14:01 UTC

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:18 UTC

I didn't! Can't seem to find it on Google either. That's a brilliant design though It's such a shame what happened to that game.

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

I cannot encourage this enough

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

That bit where his mask splits is Peak Friday. Best face reveal in the series.

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

It is! I just wish some higher quality prints had survived. It's still a nice glimpse at what should have been

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

This would be less true if the MPAA hadn't taken a machete to my beloved Part 7 🥲

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

*oeuvres Please excuse me I'm a fool

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

Unless you're Tinto Brass, where 99% of your work is just women flashing their butts, and the remaining 1% is still that but Malcolm McDowell is there too.

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

Italian cinema is awesome because so many directors' ouvres are split 50-50 between genre defining classics and whatever the hell this is.

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

Babooshka is the good version of The Piña Colada Song.

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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

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Wil Deny @wildeny.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 20:11 UTC

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

I hope J.G. Ballard got a chance to play Burnout 3

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:06 UTC

Only got my hands on this once, and it was glorious. Really wish the banana joystick had followed it to the Gamecube as a peripheral. Can you imagine doing a run of RE4 on one of these?

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 12:56 UTC

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

What a king

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 15:57 UTC

Reviewed Dr. Phibes Rises Again on Letterboxd 👻
boxd.it/1KbK

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Keith Stack @keithstack.com
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 14:10 UTC

That game #BLUD is out now. You should play it!

youtu.be/sdvW4Ib4tVs?...

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Sasha's RetroBytes @sharkabytes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 10:02 UTC

PS1 Memory Card icon Appreciation Post for your morning feeds ⚡

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b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

sutherland was absolutely, with no exaggeration, one of the singular talents of his generation. RIP to a great. variety.com/2024/film/ne...

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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 17:37 UTC

Shattered at the loss of Donald Sutherland, who from the neo-noir sensuality of KLUTE to the Gothic dread of DON'T LOOK NOW and the chilling loneliness of INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS influenced every corner of the world of modern film. A singular talent, and what a legacy for all of us.

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

Watched Miracle Mile on a whim last year, and now it's my favorite movie to spring on friends with no warning.

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

Major shout out to whoever wrote my old Intro to Film textbook from college. Dude spent most of a page gushing about Tsukamoto, and filled another with a screengrab of the drill scene from City of the Living Dead. We need more gorehounds in academia.

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 04:19 UTC

He spelled it right here though! Thanks, Tommy ❤

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 04:17 UTC

11 years too late, I realize he spelled my name "Ina" 💀

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 03:21 UTC

This sentiment applies to Aenigma as well, but multiplied by a magnitude of 10.

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

"Inferno sucks" No. You are weak.

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

Spent a good few years hearing people hate on Inferno, and lemme tell ya, I've about had it up to here.

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

Corman at his peak 🔥🔥🔥

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

Loving it so far! The audiobook cast is phenomenal!

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A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 03:00 UTC

Twin Peaks: Agent Cooper.

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 12:57 UTC

Dads love Bug

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 12:56 UTC

A Sega Saturn and a copy of Bug

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sarah zedig @hmsnofun.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 20:25 UTC

i just want zoomers to know that computers were actually useful once. before the iphone/ipad/android/chromebook, computers ran software that was just like a program that did what it was supposed to do. also the internet used to have a lot of cool stuff on it that didn't give you an anxiety disorder

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 22:23 UTC

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Mister Social @mistersocial.bsky.social
[ View ] May 17, 2024 at 11:17 UTC

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 03:56 UTC

"aHAA...! The jApanEse Kaiju eiga..."

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 03:55 UTC

My dream job is basically to be Orson Welles on the set of that champagne commercial, only I'm blathering about Noriaki Yuasa instead of Paul Masson.

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

Been there

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Slime Sommelier @gladtepes.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

Heard the Deus Ex death sound in my head when I was reading that last panel

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