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Mr. Am I Being Detained

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Rubio would be the funniest possible pick because a bunch of cringing Reeks who got into politics specifically to kiss Trump’s ring would spend the rest of their lives knowing they were worse at it than the guy who said he had a small dick

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Warren Terra's avatar Warren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social
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Him arranging a very rapid change of residence from the state he currently represents in the Senate would be quite funny.

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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When people say money can’t buy happiness they don’t mean it wouldn’t solve any of your problems, they mean you could be a biotech billionaire and it still won’t make the only person whose blessing you want forget that your parents were from India

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amdiamanti's avatar amdiamanti @amdiamanti.bsky.social
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I don't think it will be Rubio or any of the suck-ups because I think Trump sees them as losers. He wants people to kiss his ring, but he doesn't actually respect the ones who do, especially the ones who do it after he's degraded them.

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Goldstein the Hon's avatar Goldstein the Hon @goldstein.bsky.social
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Is Rubio even eligible? I thought Trump was officially a Floridian now and the president and VP couldn't be from the same state.

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Hare 🍉's avatar Hare 🍉 @haredurer.bsky.social
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J. D. Vance suicide watch.

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Matt Baldwin's avatar Matt Baldwin @thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social
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Not handing it to Trump, but "Little Marco" really was an apt nickname.

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Jay Marose's avatar Jay Marose @jaymarose.bsky.social
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Imagine your goal is waiting for someone to die. OK, slightly easier than 9 years ago, granted. Rubio tanked HIS OWN immigration bill to keep the issue alive. This is my problem with Nichole Wallace. She knows ish that should bury the gop & W.

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