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Smithism-Youngism. Recipient of two vasectomies. They/Them.


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i'm sorry but i'm not going to learn what project 2025 is. you can't make me.

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and "we all just pretend he's fine and everyone stops talking about it" is not an answer

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everyone saying biden shouldn't drop out should be required to outline how they think he wins from here

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this was me except i accidentally turned my dad into a decemberists superfan

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giving water to the horny

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if C++ needs one thing, it's more features!

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Prominent lords are reportedly encouraging the grandson heir apparent to "smother [Lord Tully] with a pillow". We, at the Times, believe this to be hyperbole and not a call to actual violence despite increased political polarization in Westeros.

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maester to house tully has not performed a cognitive assessment since winter.

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aides report Grover Tully "in good spirits" and "ready to lead the riverlands" but may have to curtail events after 8pm.

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forget kamala/whitmer. if they nominated The Rock they'd win all 50 states.

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coding an application in python feels like building a house out of playdoh

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My sister's beloved dog Murphy needs surgery. She recently had a baby and her and her husband are both in school, so any help is really appreciated! I stayed at her house with Murphy recently and he's just the sweetest guy and deserves a nice long life.
www.gofundme.com/f/27tzxu-hel...

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i really think a lot of it has to do with the syntax.

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If Python has a million haters I'm one of them. If it has one hater it's me. If it has 0 haters I have died. If the world is against Python I am with the world, if the world is for Python I am against the world.

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have to do some stuff with python for work and this is just an extremely unpleasant programming language

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chotiner: so it's your contention that you only post bangers? me: yes. c: and yet some of your posts get remarkably low likes. me: likes aren't necessarily a sign of a banger. c: yesterday you posted "she Lee on my Harvey till I Oswald." was that a banger?

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"this is what it would look like if you married gollum"

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The only reason to interview Chaya Raichik is to get her to remain in one spot while your accomplice drops an anvil on her

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I interviewed Hermann Göring, and while you may not agree with all of what he says, I think some of his answers may surprise you.

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"I hear he liked Rip— Ripping. Ripping Morty. You know—the pickle guy."

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Alien 3 is kind of boring but it could have been the coolest movie ever

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I like thinking about this abandoned concept for Alien 3 that involved space monks on a wooden library satellite being preyed upon by the alien as an allegory for temptation

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love to let my political opponents disrupt the functioning of the government just to score points and not really do anything about it

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i know i tweet this every year around this time but east portland is looking particularly bedraggled and deranged this winter. elliott smith superfans now is your time for an immersive experience

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getting ready for Dune 2 by covering my entire body in sand trout

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the "meat in winter" part didn't make much sense to me until i started trying to eat more seasonally and go to the farmer's market. turns out if you don't have year-round access to out of season produce there's a lot less variety in the winter, who knew?

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my friend has an older guy with a heart murmur but he's still going strong. I believe in Reggie.

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I'm not calling a guy to come watch me as I pick out underwear

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the word of wisdom is pretty decent besides the silly bits about coffee and tea

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crossing my fingers that he was faceblind

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they're saving them for very special atrocities later

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you can tell british food is bad because every british person's favorite meal is indian

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based on a true story

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russian prison guard: any last words? incredibly bloody alexei navalny: i'm—i'm pickle rick

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I'm endorsing Pol Pot for Harvard University president.

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holy shit yeah you need to frame that

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under communism everyone will receive a zojirushi

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have we tried calling up donald trump and telling him to tape up the judgment money in a shoebox?

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it's not ageism! they're like 80 years old. they're supposed to be retired! who wants to work when they're 80?

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blind your dwarves for easy fps gains

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oregon decriminalized drug possession and then for the next 3 years state leadership and the police dragged their feet on implementing it and now they get to point at it and say it was a failure
www.opb.org/article/2024...

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