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Woke Mechanic

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Not really that broke, no longer a mechanic either.

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Just beat a super annoying campaign level in Age of Empires. Whole map ran out of stone and gold so I was just sending cheap units into a fucking meat grinder until I was in position to attack the opponent's wood supply.

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If the UK election is any guide Biden will lose the popular vote and win the electoral college.

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Kill your cravings at the Circus of Values. HAHAHAHAHA

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Allergic to red meat? You may have alpha-gal syndrome caused by Lone Star tick bites.Alpha-gal is short for galactose-alpha-1,3-galactose, a sugar in tick saliva. It ups sensitivity to red meat. Allergy can be severe causing shock. 110k cases identified 2010-2022 medicalxpress.com/news/2024-07...

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Happy birthday America. I hope it’s your last, bitch

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Yesterday I wore red, white, and blue and took my wife to the outlet mall to buy shoes. 🫡🇺🇸

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Starmer walking out to The 2nd Law: Unsustainable by Muse

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There are so many Dawkins to choose from honestly

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I bet Louis Bonaparte was a hot couch guy. Imagine how hot the couches were in 1851.

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Have to talk to HR tomorrow because I keep calling our principle engineer "The craziest white boy to ever do it in the whole game"

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Setting off illegal fireworks in the marketplace of ideas.

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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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tweet i think about

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I should hook my cell phone up to an old school Cisco private exchange system. If you want to talk to me you are going to have to listen to 10 minutes of vaporwave first.

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Castle doctrine applies to bike lanes. Joe Biden doesn't want you to know this.

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Turning a big dial that says Nonces and looking back at the elecorate

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Setting off illegal fireworks in the marketplace of ideas.

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Washington refused to be a king and Americans never really got over it.

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Change in Headline

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Marshawn has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

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Poverty: -1 sanity Climate change: -2 sanity Daily commute: -1 sanity Landlord: -3 sanity Online microcelebrities: -3600 sanity Job: -1 sanity Someone who is good at mental health please help me budget this. My sanity is dying

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Have to talk to HR tomorrow because I keep calling our principle engineer "The craziest white boy to ever do it in the whole game"

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There have been a lot of women in human history that are obsessed with dicks but I think JK Rowling takes the cake.

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The electoral problem has become, as the IRA gloated to Thatcher, that the GOP only needs to get lucky once and the Democrats need to be lucky forever. Either they’re going to do something about the court - now, not eventually - or we will simply play iterations of this game until the GOP wins.

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If the president has immunity couldn't Biden just, you know...

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Went to a greyhound adoption fundraiser yesterday. Everyone brought their dogs.

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Rockefeller was earnestly horrified after he found out what his goons did in Ludlow (allegedly)

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A feel good children's story about John Rockefeller being visited by the Spectre of Communism

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Take the Porfiriato in Mexico. Díaz was very effective at neutralizing threats from within the military (who had removed the past few presidents) but his reforms left the state too weak to deal with the revolutionary militias.

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As a political system adapt to defend against internal threats it usually becomes more vulnerable to external ones.

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I can't wait to see what horrors await us in a fully deregulated fast food ecosystem.

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I think this really is a case of "they would never put rat shit in MY hamburger!"

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Does that mean that trying to work around anti-AI tech like Glaze is a violation of the DMCA anti-curcumvention rule?

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