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Gregory Possum-Finder@gregerskine.bsky.social |
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weary papa
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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in the last hour, at least five people i follow have retweeted the Marge: Assassin picture. this is the most politically unified i have ever seen my timeline
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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the kids were naked in the backyard wading pool and I called them in for dinner. My 5yo asked "can we eat dinner naked?" and I said sure. "But papa, what if the cops catch us?" she asked; I explained that usually, cops need our permission to come in our house. So: do we let them in? "NOPE!"
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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honestly, I know this, i just always forget that for some reason they pronounce "Pissgammon-Cuntingsby" as "Pingbie"
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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the five-year-old has been super into bringing her boogie board to the beach, saying she's "surfing." Today i was downloading some songs for the iPod, and she asked "papa can you download songs about surfing?" and i was like "you are in luck my child for that is in fact an entire genre of music"
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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(Yakko Warner Hello Nurse voice) Good-BYYYYYE, horses!
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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my big Warhammer 40k discovery last week was that by using Blue Stuff to make Unauthorized Copies, you can get some really sweet shitty-broken-rusty-metal texture (Aeldari reply guy: "that's cool, my big Warhammer 40k discovery was birthing a chaos god of pleasurepain. Yours is cool too tho)
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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That's right. Once at the beginning of the message, then again at the end after they've had a chance to grab a pen
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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we usually put the kids to bed before summer sunset, so we didn't make any family fireworks plans. But the morning after the city's fireworks show, the 7yo and 5yo drew pictures of the fireworks they saw; apparently they sneakily stayed up late and watched the whole show from their bedroom window
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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"gold medalist." boring. Common. Thousands of winners. So here's my idea: for a small fee (maybe $500) athletes can unlock the New Full Medal Schedule: 12. Bitumen 11. Tin 10. Aluminum 9. Bronze 8. Iron 7. Brilver 6. Silver 5.Silverada 4. Gold 3. Gold-Plus 2. Emerald 1. Trance
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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Btw given how much bright teal I've been using, what are the paints on the back right, and how are their coverage? I've mostly been using a Vallejo teal mixed with white
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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Aaaaa hell YES these are looking EXCELLENT
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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Bought a couple of droids off that guy for my moisture farm
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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was trying to remember my friend's kids' names, and correctly recalled they were "Matty" and "Sean" but was worried I only thought that due to racism about my friend being a Boston-area white guy
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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the culinary theme of the day is Visible Layers
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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two dollars for a trifle dish at the thrift store... The Tiramisu Dad is gaining power...
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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i can tell wife is getting into Cookout Mode because she put on a jumpsuit and shouted from the bathroom "WE'RE DOIN' FARRAH FAWCETT HAIR"
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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That's like half the computer coders I know
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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That's right.. all the new Grant Morrison mutant powers
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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today i weighed down the lid of a yogurt pot (fermenting outside overnight, so need to keep animals out) with some olympic weight plates, and studied their rust patterns for replication on my 40k minis. If any archangels have bingo cards for me specifically, that probably gave one of them a bingo
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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it's sooooo relaxing and delightful
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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"and now, Spider-Man, you will learn why they call me.. ELECTRO! it's because of my complex about how i want to marry my dad"
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BayBayFriend
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hey when’s the last time you listened to it why not give it a spin
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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An outdoor outlet in our Kentucky house had this going on; I reached in to plug something in, and felt a sharp shock. Reached in again and same thing; I thought oh no it's an electrical problem!! Then I squatted to look at it closely, and realized I was being repeatedly stung by wasps
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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I have plantnet and iNaturalist, but PictureThis is usually my go-to because it does the only thing I want to use it for - skip the ad with the upper right x, click a picture, it tells me immediately what the plant is. And then I can put my hands on my hips and say "spiderwort!" in pleased surprise
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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8 ounce mason jar is The Wine Glass I Don't Ever Have To Worry About Breaking. Perfect lil fella
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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Why did they call her Pasiphae instead of A Crete Star Named Desire
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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i use ours for all kinds of meat-mixture stuff; i make a fair amount of sausage, but probably the thing we use it for most is ground meat-mixture for the inside of steamed chinese dumplings
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Peter
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if you are killed you can seek a declaratory judgment finding that you shouldn’t have been killed.
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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this Frank Black guy is great, but he doesn't really use enough backing vocals.. he should make a supergroup with, like, that chick from The Breeders. They could call it Francis And Tanya Donelly's Musical Extravaganza
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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i have great news for you about my Exhausted Parent's Reading Schedule
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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remaining perfectly still as a defense mechanism owns
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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I'm eating my microplastics out of the bag with chopsticks so they don't get all over my fingers
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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"i cannot overstate how little he wanted to talk about this" damn!! !!! you don't say!
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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not trying to tell you about your own work but the final panel is an all-timer s-tier gag
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Branson 🦢 Reese
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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When other parents at the playground ask the ages of my kids and I say the two youngest are three, they often respond "oh! Twins?" Nah man it was just a coincidence
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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there's a certain type of refrigerator content the household knows as "greg-only food" where i tell my wife "just a heads up, this chicken back here, do not eat it. it is bad, it vitally important that you do not consume it under any circumstance. don't throw it away though, i'll eat it tomorrow"
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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her insistence that cis straight guys should/used to know about each other's sexual kinks is interesting because it suggests that of course Ron Weasley must know what weird fantasies Harry Potter cranks to
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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we have a hanging flowerpot on our porch, and a Carolina Wren kept hanging around it, bringing little sticks and stuff. Turns out it made a nest and now there's four baby wrens in among the flowers
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can see fractal patterns
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There’s a whole song called Hairspray that’s all about the virtues and uses of hairspray. The opening song from the original movie that is basically just the word hairspray repeated over and over in a Ronettes-style song. Love it
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illy bocean 🏝️
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Important memories
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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this is probably the most efficient way to run a republic
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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was trying to remember the name of that 70s ornamental lawn plant but all my brain would supply was The Grass That Makes You Swingers in the same cadence as The Beach That Makes You Old
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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Finished the last of this ice cream last night, had teal poop this morning from all the food coloring. Astronomy is so amazing
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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they're calling it "the Warhammer 40k of smelling things"
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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my three-year-old is now fully riding a bicycle by himself, but he's also small for his age, so when he's balancing and pedaling down the street, he looks like Kermit in The Great Muppet Caper. I'm watching him like "damn! I wonder how they made that look so real"
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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it's very funny that when I've suggested things democrats can do over the last couple decades that sound a little "wacky" I am told "oh so you want to induce a constitutional crisis??" well who's the constitutional crisis now. Once again everyone shoulda listened to humble ol Gregory
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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Free scally cap and face soot.. sweet
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Gregory Possum-Finder
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I feel like I'm a bit young for two dead parents. Not crazy young, but like in another 10 or 20 years, probably half the people I know will too. I gotta take advantage of this while I can. Maybe I can get Carvel to give me a free Fudgie The Whale about it
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