I’m new here, will you show me around?
Was Perry Groves many years ago (not the football one)
Or worse, voted Leave to ‘send a message’. I know a few people who did this. They were very sheepish afterwards even after I said ‘the only message you sent was that you’re a fucking idiot’
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In technology there’s a saying, whenever there’s a weird issue ‘It’s always DNS’
In business, when something starts going wrong, we should just say ‘It’s always PE’
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I’m loving the blues vs the reds vibe of this match. Like a football game on the ZX Spectrum
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Yep, in London a chef called Tom Aikens opened a new place (after going bankrupt and screwing suppliers, plus potential abuse of staff) and all the reviews mentioned it. It’s got an open kitchen so you can very much see he’s making an effort to be nicer to staff. Though he is still a little scary
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Oh totally. But I don’t know if they are empowered to do that
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If it was me I’d go “Stop. Hold on. What the fuck do you mean, killing live babies? That’s bullshit. Show me your evidence. Now. If you can’t then we will stop you after every single thing you say and won’t proceed until we have fact checked it”
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$8 for Disco Elysium and Witcher 3. You’d not leave the house for a year.
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Weirdly I got an email for a Fintech conference today and one of the speakers is ‘Head of Blockchain’ for a large U.K. bank. Amazed that title still exists. Might go just to find out why they aren’t now the Head of AI (via Head of VR and Head of Crypto roles)
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HS2 was a no-brainer and look how that turned out
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Listening to Kevin Drumm’s ‘Malaise’ to block out the nearby school’s sports day music is rather like sawing off both legs with a rusty hacksaw to deal with a verruca
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It’s just negative campaigning again. Multiple polls and focus groups have shown that the vast majority of people are sick and tired of this sort of thing and want to know what politicians are actually going to do to fix their problems.
Plus Sunak has yet to demonstrate any fight about anything.
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Notwithstanding the fact that a majority of polled people respond ‘yeah, I don’t mind paying a bit more tax if the roads get fixed and I can see my GP’
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Totally. Why can’t people read the actual message rather than responding to what is floating around in their head?
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It’s like it’s been translated from German, a language in which you can’t work out what the fuck is going on until the very last word in the sentence
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Twat
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I also love that 1500 years ago an artist was arguing with his friend about whether it looked like a poop.
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It isn’t, though. This stat gets bandied around and it’s not quite correct - there are large pockets of affluence all around the U.K. Go to Bath, southwest Manchester, Harrogate and some Leeds suburbs etc and so on. Cotswolds!
Poland still quite a bit behind UK data.worldbank.org/indicator/NY...
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“Daaaad! She keeps asking if I want to visit the Tower of London! Tell her to stop!”
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It took me literally 10 seconds to find this, from Feb this year: www.newsweek.com/rob-schneide...
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Oh and Between The Bars and Ballad of Big Nothing
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Waltz #2
Say Yes
Happiness
Son of Sam
Stupidity Tries
Alameda
Christian Brothers
Condor Avenue
Clementine
Sweet Adeline
Twilight
Yes I know that’s 11 shut up
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Mazogs
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Did they say it was a cock-up?
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I hate to be that guy, but isn’t this the other way round? Gandalf getting Aragorn up?
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This is an Opinions piece, rather than an editorial. A paper in which everyone held the same opinion would be boring, no?
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And then MS threw out the entire IE code base and replaced it with Chromium, which is basically Chrome without much of the bullshit
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Steamed hams?
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Growing some trees (especially fast growing ones) and then cutting them down and storing them somewhere that they won’t rot isn’t a terrible idea (with caveats).
Cutting down old-growth forest is even dumber than buying a Cybertruck or whatever the fuck they are called.
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Plus, superb use of the word ‘berk’, sir. I salute you.
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True, but it was written and recorded in London after Jarvis Cocker moved to art college (St Martin’s). Has a very Sheffield vibe though and certainly wouldn’t say it’s a London song like, say, Waterloo Sunset or Parklife, so yeah, agreed.
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Many of them seem to just say N U D E S I N B I O though
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Random fact of the day - frogs try and escape warming water. It’s a total myth that they allow themselves to be boiled.
Don’t ask me how I know this
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Known by whom though? Your average man on the street thought he was a jolly good bloke until the whole Partygate scandal. It was like the scales fell from people’s eyes.
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Yep.
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Bit late to this, but fucking hell Steve Albini.
Never has anyone gone from being an annoying jerkoff to one of the world’s finest people with such panache, whilst writing some great records and producing even better records, and being hugely principled along the way.
We’ve lost a great man.
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Love this tweet by (a)indiechris71: One of my favourites was when someone said 'I don't understand people who think teaching children about homosexually will turn them gay. When I was at school we learned about the Nazis, but I've never wanted to invade Poland!' x.com/gleanniucha/...
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Some Conservative bloke today was going on about ‘hard left woke Labour’. You mean the Labour that are winning lots of council seats and a by-election?
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Well, the most Bethesda response would be for a horse to clip through scenery before suddenly shooting into the sky, whilst a nearby NPC keeps repeating the same phrase before the entire thing ends with a BSOD.
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Ah, the game where you wander corridors, regularly bashing your face into the cold stone walls, to check if there are secret passages
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What’s the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.
I’m here all week. Try the ribs!
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With all those bogies lying around she’d be barking mad not to
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He got a BIG FACE
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(Oh yeah, and congratulations, well done etc and so on)
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SHOT IN MY CAR, AND SERBS TO BLAME
YOU GIVE SARAJEVO A BAD NAME
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Speaking of which I saw someone refer to Boeing as ‘Sky Tesla’ the other day.
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Doolittle. Doolittle is absolutely perfect. Utterly stunning from beginning to end.
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Magnolia Electric Company
Tindersticks 1 & 2
OK Computer
Yellow House
Treasure/Blue Bell Knoll/Heaven or Las Vegas
The Queen is Dead (tho Morrissey is now a bellend)
Deserter’s Songs
HEY WHAT
Nixon
There are more.
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Because banning something totally stops that thing from happening.
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Nooo! Not Dastardly!
He was actually based on Terry Thomas who, AFAIK was not Jewish en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Da...
No mention of the bankers in Harry Potter, who in the films at least, cover a wild range of anti-Semitic tropes (though are ostensibly friendly)
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