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cum expert and communist maid ✨ 会说中文 ✨ QC at Falcon Safety Products ✨ she/her/tā ✨ no first use policy

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New Harvard Study Finds The Average American Only Contains 1.22 Bullets

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Culinary fusion breaks out of norms and combines features not seen before along with competition between deep dish restaurants or literally Chef Redmond competing with her old recipes

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now we're talking

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very funny that literally every candidate, Trump, Biden, RFK Jr. should drop out. Like shit, I'll vote for Kamala rather than any of these schmucks.

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learning about Deep Dish, how it started out as a kinda thick pizza and it's later that a Mississippi chef, Alice Mae Redmond, changes the crust to the modern shortcrust and increasing the height from inch high to very tall and deep
youtu.be/5BbUNIAPbK8

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‪It starts small like playing little pranks on them with tiny monsters moving their stuff or feeling them up at night, and it escalates as their present desires speak louder and louder in their minds. ‬

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free isekai idea: world traveler in an adventuring party has a powerful pure conceptual magical power of Evil attached to them. It’s use to summon monsters to fight, slowly erodes their memories and they begin using their powers to relieve their base desires on their friends

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the sky crashed at Planet Hollywood

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Are either of them unsold cars

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You have to be an unsold car

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A new study looked at people who discontinued medical transition and found something obvious to anyone with half a brain: DISCONTINUATION IS NOT THE SAME AS DETRANSITION. 80 percent of those who discontinued treatments still identified as trans. 37 percent said they wished they never discontinued.

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all Amtrak trains have legal extraterritoriality as Washington DC, this is so Amtrak can sell alcohol even in dry counties it’s passing through

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GeNDeR cRiTIcal Compact Magazine Editor Nina Power sued someone for calling her a fascist, she lost and had to pay court costs, and in discovery a ton of evidence that she is indeed a fascist were made public.
luketurner.com/Nina_Power/

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They’ve been up there for weeks then

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why do they keep flying C-130s over me on my way to lunch?

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holy shit chainsaw man CRAZY good this week

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apparently tiktok has banned “mystery scoops”, a kind of direct marketing where you pay for Aliexpress garbage gacha because most of it is warehouse clearing junk sold at the price to get it out a warehouse in China to be dropped on gambling addicts here lol

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right but this is instant pudding, so it's gelatinized starch that's the setting agent

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can i use Nestle Beneprotein powder to also increase thickness of the eventual instant pudding? these various ingredients are all in single serve pouches i gotta use up all in one go

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embrace the void, do not let people mirror

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here's a crazy thought, i'm using the free school lunch 1% milks my dad gets to make instant pudding and the pudding soft sets. He also got some nonfat milk powder pouches, can i add that to the 1% to make it... milkier and the pudding set harder?

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so this is about the real 1968 Coup Plot against Labour PM Wilson. Cecil King, owner of the Mirror newspapers, Baron Rees-Mogg, editor of the Times and father of current MP Rees-Mogg, met with Lord Mountbatten to plan a coup because Labour were too nice
youtu.be/ATqo2Lu3bJc

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void4void

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being attracted to dolls is fine, the aesthetics, that's normal. The danger are those attracted to the interiority, or lack thereof, the void when I say "void", this is also imperfect. It's void the same looking down in the deep ocean is. And much like water, some are want to use it like a mirror

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explaining a Hamburger to an American: stell dir einen arroganten Bananenbieger vor

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Just as suddenly, the relays began coming to life. He decoded the messages, they were all saying the same thing. Something called "Case Orange'" and many came with directions to find the nearest military officer. His was just a relay, he had done his duty hours ago, he just sat.

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It was agonizing. His mind thought of the possibilities. An exercise wouldn't use every line. So it was war, what if they were already outside, cutting his lines? He wasn't allowed to transmit, but they never taught him how long to wait. He couldn't believe it was only a minute.

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He swallowed, he knew the codes by heart, learned them in school. But that was pen and paper. He looked at his little switch, he wondered if he should ask somebody. But the training was absolute, when ZVZ comes, all traffic is to halt. He wondered how many others were worrying.

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The night shift telegrapher was drifting, it was 4am, he'd cleaned contacts and replaced old coils earlier. He was awoken by sudden silence, the constant tick-tack of relays that shouldn't be quiet. He sat up, he heard the military stop codes, one after another, ZVZ, then silence

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unrelated to any posters, but during a carbon monoxide leak, you'll find it hard to move, hard to even think. My dad was nearly gassed during the Cultural Revolution by a vengeful kulak and only because they did CO reminders at school did he realize and open a window

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a common form of protest in colonial America was to get so riled up, you go to the local governor’s house and rip it down. In one case, they literally threw his house in a river so he couldn’t just put it back up

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every time I see someone complain about unions I think about how unions were the consensus alternative to the previous system of burning the factory owner alive inside his house

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with this awful humidity, I drink so much water and then have to pee so much

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Nightmare I was being sued for signing the lyrics to a song 10 years ago at a company party because the performance was “unauthorized” and the venue snitched on us

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Australian documentary on Boeing's failures, includes a whistleblower saying that every single fuselage he inspected was faulty, he saw 100-200 problems, and was ordered to "fudge the numbers" youtu.be/aOJLuh6FQ6E

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the chase scenes do not have enough establishing shots, everything is too close, it's hard to tell what's going on, even all of the cool stunts are barely visible

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The Bourne Legacy (2012) starts with Aaron Cross in a cabin with his boyfriend and then they blow up, tragic yaoi

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Chinese people do not like it when you wear shoes indoors, slippers are offered, because the tyrannical Dong Zhou wore shoes indoors and led to the fall of the Han Dynasty

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Crystal Hana Kim’s Stone House tells a story of when South Korea prepared for the Olympics by sweeping the homeless into the real-life place that would eventually become the inspiration for Squid Game. The novel follows the lives of a few survivors.
asianreviewofbooks.com/content/the-...

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while Biden (81) and Trump (78) would both be the oldest Presidents in history, the combined ages of all the British PMs is 279 which is much older

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POV you have fallen for my trap, an Astolfo body pillow with mining explosives fuzed with an MUV

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oh yeah there's some hawkers around selling either stolen or counterfeit apple goods. i have no doubt the boxes are just filled with like rocks

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after some thought, the new Code Geass's combat sequences suck, they're boring. i got so bored i put a youtube video to watch

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NYC has had an epidemic of fake temp plates sold by dealers but their paper temp plate was not attached well, and it was flapping in the wind and i caught a glimpse of the real plate underneath it. But i couldn't get a good read to report them or anything.

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just had an attmepted scam, guy in an SUV asked if i spoke English as I was getting dinner. I figured he wanted directions when he suddenly said he drove from LA, introduced his kids, tried to give me his "real gold ring" for gas money drove off with a fake paper plate

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Nightmare of being lost at university, late for my classes, and having none of the paperwork to find my way

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time for my favorite girlrotting activity, cough syrup with alcohol to fall asleep

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i'm talking about a way to make fertilizer from green energy???

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