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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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...Isn't that just a trash compactor?
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄@haakonsdotter.bsky.social |
139 followers 291 following 5247 posts
Official BlueSky of AuΕ‘rinΔ "Ozzy" Haakonsdotter from "The Unicode Unicorn" series by @brushandquill.bsky.social
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
@haakonsdotter.bsky.social
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...Isn't that just a trash compactor?
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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Tuzzle-pubble?
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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Well. Friends. But, you know: "horned girls have to stick together".
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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...Shao works out more.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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Where is this shit and who needs beaten to put an end to it? This no way for a good boy to live.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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From a sweet fox.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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Just forever sharing @alexkurmis.bsky.social's work because she's sweet and wholesome and good.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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CUTE.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
@haakonsdotter.bsky.social
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Most people say they wouldn't give someone a rat's ass for something don't like. MIGHT I INTEREST YOU IN A MOUSE'S ASS?
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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The mountain of evidence.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
@haakonsdotter.bsky.social
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"You like kissing toes, don't you"?
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
@haakonsdotter.bsky.social
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PFFF... Spotty dork.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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To improve your fuckability score?
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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No, I know. I remember it when you're waving your spotty ass over city skylines.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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You know how I feel about giants. Now, if you were a little Dutch dwarf...
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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So, if you ever wondered why the British never tried to just reconquer the United States, it was because: 1) They just assumed the Yanks would come crawling back to them, anyway. 2) They were busy. And like Brits usually do, they just sort of forgot and missed their chance.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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Steppy-stompy-bastard!
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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It doesn't have to be one government. One corporation can butt-fuck an entire nation, continent or region with just one purchase. Decentralize.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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Ah... nothing like beating the piss out of somebody that came looking for trouble and then found it.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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Okay, another day of love for @saoirsedragon.bsky.social.
... PROBABLY will be reworked in future...
But, for now, just kind of roll with the fox while we settle the eagle in.
Just saying.
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Shiv Ramdas
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tbf calling macron a centrist is pretty much a success of his PR team, he's right wing af & ppl like him are often but not exclusively, people who want to use long burn means to achieve what fascists try to do in extremely crunched time frames. methodology is what they differ on more than objectives
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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Oh you can. You just have to know what some of the rules are... and when to cheat. This one's a no-no, though.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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Nah. They just get you for premeditation.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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TAXES usually solve a LOT of shit.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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No, they're ALL spying on you. And they only serve to monitor your communications and map the floor plan of your house. SHOULD SOMEONE WANT TO BUY A COPY OF IT.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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Smells like another toy for your house....
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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Okay: LAWL.
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Joshua Erlich
@joshuaerlich.bsky.social
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i'm blocking this person but FYI
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Jonathan M. Katz
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McEntee for those of you who donβt know is a wildly misogynistic alpha male TikTok influencer who posts on an account called βDate Right Stuff.β Heβs also a failed college quarterback who entered politics through via a Fox News job he got from his industry dad and a viral trick shot YouTube video.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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...Spatial paradoxes are weird like that.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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SOMEBODY STOP THIS MOUSE BEFORE HE GETS THE KEYS TO THE ENCLOSURES!
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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"FLYING CHEMICAL FARTS AWAY"!
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling
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This could only happen in a third world country like Brazil. In an enlightened, advanced democracy like the USA, the president would have immunity!!
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Shiv Ramdas
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"Why aren't you posting about Gaiman" because I don't know anyone, don't know the allegations except they exist, haven't heard the podcast, am far from an expert on any aspect of this & the worst thing about the internet is everyone feeling the need to weigh in on topics they are not qualified to
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Meredith Rose
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This siteβs got the juice
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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No, I know all about oni. Lulz
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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Hell yeah then, my dude.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
@haakonsdotter.bsky.social
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No, I know I can count on you. Lulz
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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Oh, we went all in on the full-reptilian/serpent face, eh?
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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Well, this feels like the precursor to the cry "The Stepdad is Dead! Long Live the New Stepdad"!
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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ALRIGHT, FOLKS... Line up, queue up, roll up! Time to get your "merit badges" to qualify!
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Paris Marx
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Googleβs emissions are up 48% in 5 years. Microsoftβs are up 30% since 2020. Those soaring figures are being driven by mass investments in data centers to power AI tools. Generative AI is a climate disaster and data center expansion must be stopped.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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I call it recycling.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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How dare you make me get my boyfriend. Lulz... But I already know your pipes. Your intake π leads to your output π
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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They say those are childbearing hips for people with vaginas. For dick-packers: they're child DRILLING hips.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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"Bigger dick", gotcha.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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PONDER IT.
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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Well, I think I'll just close this door...
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter π¦π΄
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OOOHHH... WISH A MOTHERFUCKER WOULD.
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The Matriculated Brick
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