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I wonder what "the elite doctors" say about people who have no medical education whatsoever, bruh
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I wonder what "the elite doctors" say about people who have no medical education whatsoever, bruh
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You're welcome to whatever free help I can do
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I would love a first-person view of The Grinch stealing all the presents, then at the end, we see in a mirror that all along the Grinch actually was a furry green woman
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This illo makes me feel bad
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I actually didn't get seriously into weightlifting until a long time after my shot, like eight years, so I wouldn't know how long you have to wait. But even being untrained, post-shot squatting and deadlifting were never a problem.
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I will just say, I got mine for a herniated lumbar disc and it was like a miracle cure. It has never ever done that again-- "that" being making the most comfortable standing position for me one that looked like I was in a grievous industrial accident.
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I mean, it's a big needle, but it's still just a pretty tiny poke when you think about it.
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I don't remember it bothering me too much. Way less than why I needed the shot anyway.
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If I rate you a Yes.0, the 'yes' is the significant figure, all right?
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Yacht ingles are kneeing the emaciated
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Biden should pass the torch to the person with the next most amount of delegates in the 2020 Primary Election
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Unbreakable It's two cats dammit It's a miracle
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I ended up having to go to med school to feel like I would have a chance to one day accomplish something important
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Had the brilliant idea just now to refer to the forested wilderness areas of Canada, an example: "Now, I don't wanna go too deep into Beaver Battlin' Canada, I'm not a survivalist" Has the added benefit of being another thing that abbreviates to BBC
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Matt Damon crypto ad still DOAT
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a slim jim that gets you high called weed beef
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[Ralphie Parker-ly] Oooooohhhhhhh Fffffffuuuuuuddddggggeeee
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HILF (homie I’d like to flatter)
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Thingamajig Naturals
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I immediately thought of a DJ saying, "--and that was Elton John's newest hit, Penis Woman" I really think Elton John should release a new song named Penis Woman. Instant groundbreaking moment, even in the twilight of his life.
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Why be big or even large when you can just be blessed with
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The proper spelling is Baney Sanders, not Bane-y Sanders, nor Banie Sanders
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Happy Bok Choy To You
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I was way overthinking it
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To be fair, I first read it as HOT BIGTTS[sic] NET, justifying it with the idea that it was not intended to be missing the I in TITS but that BIGTITS was indeed intended to be one word.
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Why does the splash page of the Hot Butts Net have a tired lady with no visible butt parts though
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Mostly wonderful. There's patches of highway in Texas that smell very very bad and are infested with flying insects that are attracted to it. If you drive through at night you eventually have to pull over constantly and clean your windshield off so you can see the road. Can't imagine living nearby.
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The wizard is doing double fingerguns at the dead roper.
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Is that a roof shingle wrapped around the handle?
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What's the last big budget movie that had a woman wearing jeans on the poster, and it's supposed to be sexy instead of girlslob-coded? Example:
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The way somebody just drove past my apartment blasting Apache at just the right moment for me to hear the hook.
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I don't know, it seems like they want you to know who they were, carving their name into rock and whatnot
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You can just pick the cheese off ok hun
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Crank That Soulja Boy
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No, seriously, are we supposed to call him King Joseph now?
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the vibes are silent and sessile
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I'm not really sure what to say, so I'll just say HAIL KING JOSEPH
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"Fuck me, dude, this is like racist I'm pretty sure"
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"Way to go, Jared!" "Thanks, it was my pleasure. I mean it was mayonnaise! Mayonnaise for Subway sandwiches."
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Make a band bready LOAF Loaf
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stop all the downloadin'
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I for one certainly can't say I've ever seen a meatball wanted so expertly before.
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But what did you say
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She got mad because she asked me if I would still love her if she were bad medicine and I said huh before I said yes yes
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I always pictured you as the guy who caught the little alien frogs Jabba had in his candy bowl
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Ask him if he knows about Bananarama
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That's better than being yelled at by horny guys for making fun of a camgirl.
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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects
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You just got ballpilled
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