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Hank Green@hankgreen.bsky.social |
Before right now you didn’t notice how often you blink. Your blinks were invisible. But now they aren’t and I made that happen.
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danny
@dxnny8.bsky.social
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so true
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Charlotte Moore-Lambert 🇵🇸
@cavatica.bsky.social
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fine but now you have to think about your dominant nostril
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Jo van Goth 🦊🍊 Cartoon
@jovangoth.lcrising.gay
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Consider: how often is blinking audible to oneself? If its audible its noticeable how much I blink, so I did think about my blink rate before this blink post.
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Archaic Noise
@archaicnoise.bsky.social
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manual breathing
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Kass G.
@anarkass.bsky.social
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Jokes on you, Fix, I have ADHD and I already forgot.
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Seth Johnson
@inkslinger.bsky.social
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What I really need is a pedometer for my eyelids so I could maintain some hard data.
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Jonathan Ace
@jonclaw.bsky.social
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Rude.
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MockinBrd
@mockinbrd.bsky.social
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You are now manually breathing.
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Luke
@lukaluke.bsky.social
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🪛 u hank. 💜
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@debrecenisrac46.bsky.social
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To quote Stephen Colbert, you go regularly blind for 0.4 seconds, it's called blinking. Fair enough that was before Michelle Bachmann.
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miss neko
@missneko.bsky.social
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I did notice! Online meetings can be cruel and now I think about how I blink too much all the time 😭
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Kalina
@thetiniestmeep.bsky.social
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Unless you have dry eye disease 😖 then you gotta practice special blinks and are very aware of when you're not blinking enough
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Alex is learning c++🏳️⚧️
@bluephoenixalex.bsky.social
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Hank stop why would you do this to me
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Thirst Temple Jew 🪬
@smollusk.bsky.social
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Not if I never blink again
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Good Corilla
@coreydeanstone.com
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Goddammit Hank
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Coalshork
@axlprotogen.bsky.social
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The obscenely develish qualities of Hank: BSKY Edition
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Gerald Jackson
@flyjax.bsky.social
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My optometrist made me blink to counteract dry eye. So there’s that…
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Sarah Z
@sarahz.bsky.social
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I once had a friend who would randomly say "manual breathing" in casual conversation, thus forcing the rest of us to start breathing manually. We don't talk anymore but I'm happy to have that experience again. Thanks Hank
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V Park Anderson 😈 🏳️🌈 🍉
@veronikaboom.bsky.social
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Will forevermore read all sci-facts in the voice of The Fix. 10/10 no notes. Superb.
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Brooke
@pompeiinrdfghtr.bsky.social
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Rude 😤
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💐 Hope 🌾🪴
@nataliejane.bsky.social
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Hank I'm both glad you're here and angry that this is how I find out 😂
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Christopher
@christerical.bsky.social
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This kind of post should be a crime.
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Joseph
@joseph-crowley.bsky.social
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The counter trick is to sing a jingle to yourself and clear your head.
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Jonny Dent
@jonnydent.bsky.social
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Next thing you'll be telling me I can see my nose.
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Reid
@reidparker.bsky.social
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I've had my eyes open for a full two minutes now. You have no power over me.
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Legitimate Teddy
@legitimateteddy.bsky.social
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Does this make you feel powerful
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Anne Marron
@annemarron.bsky.social
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I’ve been aware of it off and on for years. And when I think about it, sometimes I can’t remember how to blink normally. One of my many delightful quirks. 🤷♀️
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Nirali
@firewordsparkler.bsky.social
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your power
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Madman1988
@andrewredroad.bsky.social
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Something something you lost the game something something something.
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Vulture Young
@coyoteastronaut.bsky.social
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Just because you made me distressingly aware of my eyeballs doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you over here.
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rubywisp
@rubywisp.bsky.social
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i used to like you. just saying. 😭
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Jenn Marker
@minimarker.bsky.social
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Pizzamas.com for a blanket to comfort you in existential crises caused by Hank
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Jay/Blue || 💚💙+🐚 Clown 🤡
@jenmishbishhh.bsky.social
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Jokes on you, I'm very aware of my blinking. I also feel my teeth from time to time. Maybe it's just me being ✨️neurodivergent✨️
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Mx. D.E. Anderson
@diannaeanderson.bsky.social
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hank.
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Steamsister
@steamsister.bsky.social
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Not again, damn it 😭
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david from twitter
@thedma.bsky.social
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no im good thanks though
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vgmoose
@vgmoose.dev
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rude
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Ella
@ellaminnow.bsky.social
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Stares menacingly with dry eyes.
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Rebekah
@bunnymonster.bsky.social
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The Fix is back to his normal routine of causing undue havoc. Amazing.
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Nathan M
@nathanmesser.bsky.social
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This is @pookleblinky.bsky.social's thing
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😍🇨🇦the great clown Fagliacci! lgbt+ culture twinks & daddies
@wadinom.bsky.social
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Only cuz I don't want to miss a second of how cute you are
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iRaven
@iraven.net
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Hank.
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Joey | mojosec | The Least, Maybe
@mojosec.bsky.social
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And now you can’t not see your nose…
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gawdzie (potato, again)
@gawdz0rz.bsky.social
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what the fuck hank
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Sam Wilson
@samwilson.bsky.social
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Hank this is worse than the manual breathing thing
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Oliver Tuhka Sirius
@tuhkasirius.bsky.social
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False: I noticed how often I blink before this post because with every blink I must fight falling right back asleep and missing my physoptherapist appointment with all my might
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Anne, radio-obsessed goat 📻🏔️🧮
@alpacaradio.bsky.social
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not true, I'm self-conscious of my blinking almost as often as I think about the Roman Empire
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dimforest
@dimforest.bsky.social
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Ok now please make it unhappen
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paulette
@mangopaulette.bsky.social
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😡
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Collin Stout
@stoutthehatchet.bsky.social
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What the hell hank
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Keys the Protogen
@keysproto.bsky.social
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Dammit Hank.
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Tulip™🪩
@tulipfrmthinternet.bsky.social
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That’s how I felt the first time I tried weed
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Karen “the good kind” Percy
@karenpercy.bsky.social
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And that is real power
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@claryy.bsky.social
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Hank!
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Klaatu
@klaatu82.bsky.social
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You can always see your nose. When you’re watching tv, when you’re eating dinner, when you’re posting on Bluesky… Always, Hank. Always. (Unless you close your eyes)
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Thomas (he/they) 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@nerdyqueer.bsky.social
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You underestimate the power of my AuDHD 😝
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Auralys
@auralys.bsky.social
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Is this your villain era? 🫣
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Nipper Shanks
@binkytoes.bsky.social
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Monster!
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Eva
@evaia.bsky.social
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I can’t believe you’ve done this.
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Tygo
@tygo.knot.gay
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Kaan Güler
@khaganguler.bsky.social
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My blinks will never be invisible deal with it
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Merel
@merelw.bsky.social
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Hank stop 😭
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖
@jurassicliz.com
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Hank I’m autistic. I literally notice all of that and have to actively do it. The fact that I even breathe in my sleep is amazing because I literally forget while I’m awake sometimes and have to gasp for air.
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Sayyadina
@realsayyadina.bsky.social
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I'm autistic, I am *excruciatingly* aware of my blinking at all times. I am immune to your shenanigans, Hank! (laughs in suffering)
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Mavis <3 They/Them she/her
@gothbidemigirl.bsky.social
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One time at my job (I'm not a manager, just a trainer so don't have too much athoritity) I didn't know how to get a co worker to leave so while he looked at her, I looked at him and told him he blinks a lot. He walked away, not knowing what to do with that info.
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Pharmacistjudge
@pharmacistjudge.bsky.social
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it's like you don't notice the weight of your clothes and now suddenly you notice it because you are reminded of it. and then you'll forget about it again in a bit.
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★
@aallggooll.bsky.social
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actually i always notice when i blink. can you help? can you make it stop?
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Brook
@brookwentz.bsky.social
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Son of a...
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soup 🧡🤍🩷
@adiaestes.bsky.social
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yeah my response to this is to stop blinking as long as i can
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Joaquín Baldwin
@joabaldwin.com
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Can you use your powers to make this stop?
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Josh
@thejoshbaker.bsky.social
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And now I'm making you think about your breathing.
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the one ☝️☝️☝️
@theamberwocky.bsky.social
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bold assumption, i have anxiety about my own breathing (weird flex, self)
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Kristyn J
@sciencekristyn.bsky.social
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No lie, Hank. After my son was born I had to Google “do newborns blink” at like 2 am because it seemed like he never did. Turns out newborns do only once or twice a minute and I was floored.
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@selfsagax.bsky.social
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The worst part is that this got me twice in five minutes.
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TaterBugs
@lunakersauzon.operajunkie.net
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Damnit Hank, stop making me cognizant of things my brain has decided were immaterial to my day-to-day function!
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Batz - Don't push the button (Push it!)
@wombattle.bsky.social
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Gee thanks dad. Any other annoying bodily functions we should be aware of? 😁
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LilithLiberated
@lilithliberated.bsky.social
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You are such a bastard
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Koda
@shebs-shed.bsky.social
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Hank, this is just taking way too far
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c0ast3r
@c0ast3r.bsky.social
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Glad you are here spending time with us normies Hank. 😃
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Craig J. Bass
@craigjbass.bsky.social
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Why
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Austin Case
@austinesoteric.bsky.social
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Before right now, you weren't conscious of your breathing. Now we're even.
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Colin K.
@colink.dev
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thanks a lot, hank!
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sudo
@kingsudo.bsky.social
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Why tho lol
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Chris Narain
@19hunnid.bsky.social
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Oh, not at all, I'm always hyper aware of every movement my body makes. You ever notice how often you get those random itches?
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Mike DiGirolamo
@mikedigirolamo.bsky.social
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Man, it is so good to see you on here.
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Kelly
@thekelz.bsky.social
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Look, thanks to my anxiety, I am often excruciatingly aware of my breathing and my blinks. So thanks for bringing everyone onto my level.
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Lewis what’s his name
@lewiswhatshisname.bsky.social
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Says a man who clearly doesn’t have hay fever and constant dry eyes
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manda on bluray
@amandajo.bsky.social
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literally get fucked hank #canceled
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