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Can you hear it?

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Tbf to those people they probably thought the moving photo was devil work

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The boy is made of rare lumbers and has rejoined the foundation

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If the movie needs assure you you're about to experience fright terror it's probably a bad movie

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I'll read reviews for a horror movie and they'll be like "test audience fear vommed due to fright terror" and I'll watch it and it's just some guy doing a murder because "society" Or some guy is dragging his family to a secluded house to "start over" then the house eats a boy.

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It's how he gets replacement teeth

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I assure you it's fine. It's supposed to do that. Get closer

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Absolutely not

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Celebrate the fourth of July by completing the rituals that keeps Georgia Washingtons vengeful spirt sealed in the Washington Obelisk

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My gay agenda if you will

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Romancing a woman as a woman has never been an issue for me IRL 🤣🤣🤣 I did find out there's a mod that will let me do it though

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I normally do alt text but since this a conversation with just us I didn't. Let me know if you need alt text though

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Wrex and Tali are my favourites. They wouldn't let me romance Tali.... The least they could have done was let her be my BFF.... Throw me a bone BioWare!

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I just had to ask my followers axaxa. I can tell the easiest choice though. Curing the Genophage. Instantly. As soon as I found out I could for real this time I darted to the mission. I'm almost done with 3 so no spoilers but still. I also united the Geth and the Quarians. Equally an easy choice.

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I paused on it for way longer than I expected

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So am I. I'm an infiltrator. I missed the boat on Mass Effect when it came out. This is my first time playing through all of them. I just feel like he would know if I missed on purpose. I've been told this choice keeps getting debated in the fandom though 😄

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Breaking up with someone before a movie starts, trying to storm off, squeezing by in front of them, slowly scooching past the whole seat row…

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Oh yeah it's 17 years old. Time passing doesn't bother me. Staying young gets old after awhile. I always like to think my best and happiest year is always in front of me. I'm definitely happier now than I was when I was 17 🤣

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I'm a lesbian, and I play fem Shep my options are VERY limited 🤣 Bioware did this to me in Dragon age as well. Funny enough DA is a series I absolutely played as soon as each game dropped. ME just slipped passed me for years

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So far it has been a treat, and I'm also kind of glad I didn't play it when it first came out in 2007 because 17 year old me wouldn't have had as much fun as 34 year old me is having with it.

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I'm 34 and I started my first real playthrough of mass effect 4 days ago. A long time coming. I have the legendary edition and I've already put Anderson on the council

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I was always more interested in The Arbiter than John. Not to say Johns story wasn't interesting I just enjoyed the Arbiters parts more

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He's the voice of everything good. From mass effect to halo to Hazbin all of it. I just picked my favourite movie

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He really does! Also thank you for being one of the few comments that haven't added all the other stuff he's been in like I didn't know xD

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I've only ever seen screenshots of that 😂 I think if I'm not mistaken he also played a character in the first game didn't he? I've only ever played the first one.

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I was actually going to add a lot of this but the man has so many roles I just picked the one that was one of my favourite movies of all time. Also the Arbitor is the best part of Halo, and Captain Anderson is one of the best characters in Mass Effect

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It's Keith David's birthday. No joke or anything like that in this post, it's just a day you should honour. Go watch The Thing, in celebration

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I'm not like other girls, I'm a numbers station that's been continuously reciting the digits of pi to the tune of "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" since 1953.

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Hot girl summer must have started, because this girl is hot haha....The sun is a simpering bastard orb. I feel like I'm breathing underwater. I went outside and the humidity meter just said "prepare" then spit in my face.

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Okay Google: how to find out if friend is millions of ants in a man costume

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I'm playing the long game with my many critics and haters (slowly leaching their precious calcium, making their bones less desirable but more easily stolen by dogs and coyotes).

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You can go into any forest and find a rotting suitcase full of woods porn

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It makes them go into a boot loop. Especially down here in the states. Oh I also hate Trudeau but probably for the same reasons as you axaxa Wasn't one of his "party tricks" literally throwing himself down a flight of stairs? I swear I've seen a video of him doing that

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Would be a lot cooler if he was. I wish liberal politicians were even half as cool as what right wingers say about them

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When I was a child I used to think the heart was like a sponge soaking up my blood and then being rung out with each beat, and like I've only seen my own heart once and I didn't get a good look so I could still be right.

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An arrival of clothing catches and they are drug under The Wheel. Bob laughs all the while

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The price is right bloopers: Big money wheel crushing incident

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There’s no such thing as “bad luck” when you break a mirror. You’re merely experiencing the terrified energy leaking off inter-dimensional creatures loosed through the glass-crack barriers as they lash out blindly, frantic to return home.

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The growling storm cloud that hangs over our tasteful orange building speaks into our minds truths unseen. Our new shipment of weed eaters is here. Home Depot, they'll never stop finding your body

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Automod on TikTok is fast AF. My comment got automatically deleted for telling a racist that the best part of them ran down their dad's leg but the racist comment its self was fine because it didn't trigger any of the apps automods. I need to learn exactly what sets that fucking thing off.

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Trying out quantum entanglement as a new excuse for why I’m running late to work

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It's 420 and you know what that means! That's right! The sky is black sack cloth, and you can't even remember your name anymore. You haven't seen another human in years, but you can hear faint knocking as you lay your head down at night. You can feel eyes peering at you from somewhere.

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It's the only way it'll shoot the particles good to show us atoms atomic meats

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The one where Rachel let's loose a guttural roar inside of a bodega and starts ripping products off the wall. Ross is pinned between a car and a tree.

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We're slashing everything here, prices, tires, your mother, we will literally kill you in this Walmart parking lot

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