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Mary Gillis

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Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
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Paul Tobin's avatar Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social
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I swear to god there is a guy here in this cafe explaining to a woman about how there wasn't GRAVITY before Newton "made it up." One of his proofs is "how do you think they made the pyramids?"

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Sarah Ford  🚗🌲💥 Pacific Drive out now!'s avatar Sarah Ford 🚗🌲💥 Pacific Drive out now! @angeloslh.bsky.social
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To clarify this for the Americans: Rishi is a posho fuckrat, wealth beyond wealth, he probably eats quail stuffed with caviar with a side of lobster foie gras every day for lunch. He said 'sandwiches' because he thinks it's what the povvos eat all the time

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The Narwhal's avatar The Narwhal @thenarwhalca.bsky.social
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An assessment found eating an average of one meal a day of fish harvested from waters polluted by the company’s coal mines — an amount the Ktunaxa Nation considers to be sukiⱡ ʔiknaⱡa or eating good — could pose potential health risks due to selenium contamination.

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United Farm Workers's avatar United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social
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Cristina's harvesting mandarins in Visalia CA. The temp this day reached 101° & should reach 111° today. She wears thick long sleeved clothing to prevent getting sunburnt in the harsh summer months. The fabric can also wick away sweat, keeping her cooler while working. #WeFeedYou

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Royotathon🚘's avatar Royotathon🚘 @royotathon.bsky.social
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you expect ME to pay bills? me. a former baby. you sound insane right now.

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Ed Burmila's avatar Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social
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Trump went on social media and published a literal list of enemies he's going to imprison after he wins.

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chris.'s avatar chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social
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OH-OH, HERE SHE COMES WATCH OUT, BOY, SHE'LL EAT YOUR FLAN OH-OH, HERE SHE COMES SHE'S A FLAN EATER

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Mary Gillis's avatar Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social
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It's a very minor consequence of the ruling, but it is weird to think "US president goes to extreme lengths to cover up their crime(s)" no longer works as a fictional plot.

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Andy Richter's avatar Andy Richter @actualandyrichter.bsky.social
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“Yeah, yeah, sure, I know what he’s done to others, but I’ll be the one helper that he doesn’t try to destroy” - Huge Craven Pieces of Shit Who Never Learn

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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It's quite simple. We just need to find a very powerful wizard

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Ketan Joshi's avatar Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co
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"The other curious omission in the research paper of course is that Google itself is one of the major companies rapidly developing and deploying generative...tools that cause harm" Google's new paper shows that harm is a feature, not a bug, of generative software (doesn't stop 'em pushing it tho)

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Fifty Shades of Whey's avatar Fifty Shades of Whey @fiftyshadesofwhey.bsky.social
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a cop shot himself and this is the headline they went with

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Mary Gillis's avatar Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social
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Interesting how "respect for the dead" only ever means "don't mention the horrible things powerful people did in their obituaries" and never means "don't dig up dead celebrities and puppeteer their corpses for fun and profit".

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Nico Mara-McKay 🦇 (they/iel)'s avatar Nico Mara-McKay 🦇 (they/iel) @plutopsyche.nicomaramckay.com
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I love everything about this photo of Joey Ramone c. 1985, from the correctly punctuated hand-lettered sign with equalized pricing for the three genders, to the photo of Aretha Franklin on the cover of Long Island Pulse Magazine and Grace Jones in the ad on the back.

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie's avatar Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social
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Lord, there's a pit in my stomach seeing the pictures coming out of St. Vincent (where I was born and where much of my family grew up or still lives) The devastation caused Hurricane Beryl is...tremendous. And the world isn't ready for the future (present?) of climate change and climate refugees

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Mondoweiss's avatar Mondoweiss @mondoweiss.net
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Israel’s starvation policy in Gaza is forcing people to eat tree leaves

The state of starvation in Gaza has not ended. Its long-term health effects are starting to show.

#Palestine #Israel

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Jesse Raub 's avatar Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social
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time and time again people are confused that the content they see is directly related to the people they follow and that they’re absolutely lost navigating the internet without an algorithm force feeding them lowest common denominator dreck

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Zander🚈🔰's avatar Zander🚈🔰 @kohiwonomu.bsky.social
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Transit funding = antifascist praxis

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Aaron W. Gordon's avatar Aaron W. Gordon @awgordon.bsky.social
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This is a great cause of optimism. The time for needing to convince people to Go Green for altruism and karma points is over. It's just cheaper and better! www.wsj.com/us-news/clim...

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Meredith Rose's avatar Meredith Rose @mrose.ink
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Apparently the government of the Yucatán recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. It’s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall. They’re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this

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Karl Bode's avatar Karl Bode @karlbode.bsky.social
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"journalism isn't profitable" until you remove the fail upward brunchlords consistently soaking up outsized compensation despite making endless, terrible choices

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Mary Gillis's avatar Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social
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That moment when the officiant of a wedding asks if anyone knows any reason the couple shouldn't wed shouldn't be an open question, it should be an audience poll, and everyone should be under oath.

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Clarkesworld's avatar Clarkesworld @clarkesworldmagazine.com
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We're 344 subscribers away from where we were before Amazon pulled the rug out from under their traditional subscription program. There is light at the end of the tunnel, but still much work to do.

clarkesworldmagazine.com/subscribe/

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY's avatar FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social
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Every time i walk it’s a walk of shame. what the fuck are you even talking about

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Ed Zitron's avatar Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
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Hey! Loved the post. Mind if I add something unhelpful?

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b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
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these people do not intend to ever lose power again

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Hypervisible 's avatar Hypervisible @hypervisible.bsky.social
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“There’s something disconcerting about a sophisticated piece of surveillance technology deployed for something as banal as selling candy.”

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Marjorie James Keenan's avatar Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com
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Who the fuck keeps inviting scrutiny?

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slop enjoyer's avatar slop enjoyer @slop.guru
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perfectly respectable naturals

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Comfortably Numb's avatar Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly
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Yo dawg, we heard you liked ChatGPT, so we put ChatGPT into your ChatGPT.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle's avatar Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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I am not emotionally unavailable I’m trying to get my new scissors out of the package.

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Mary Gillis's avatar Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social
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This makes sense, denial-wise. He knows no new dogs will contact the press to say he consumed them, but denying he assaults women is more likely to result in more victims coming forward who can't stand to see him lie. And his polling probably shows the public cares more about dogs than women anyway.

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Michael 's avatar Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social
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i think this is right as far as it goes, but illustrates why his posture on court reform, ethics investigations, etc, is inadequate. the norms-respecting response to this insane power grab is to put together a package of legislation to reinstate the proper constitutional order, not "do nothing"

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Jamison Foser's avatar Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social
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note that when companies announce things like this, they're announcing a *choice* they made the announcement could easily have been "Google falling short of no-big-deal AI target, cites important climate needs"

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ONeillJones's avatar ONeillJones @oneilljones.com
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A job I was looking forward to just fell through because I requested a very basic “please don’t feed my work into the AI garbage chute pls” clause in the contract That was apparently against company policy and non-negotiable If anyone needs a book cover I have an opening in my schedule

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Kelly Turnbull's avatar Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social
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I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE THAN I WANT THIS DEER HEAD SOMEONE POSTED IN THE BAD TAXIDERMY FB ACCOUNT

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Ygrene ✔️'s avatar Ygrene ✔️ @ygrene.bsky.social
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[arriving in hell] Satan: welco- Me: hit me with a plate of your eggs bro Satan: Me: (sprinkling motion) with the paprika

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J.M. Berger's avatar J.M. Berger @intelwire.bsky.social
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Biden should not have promised not to use his new powers. He should instead have closed his remarks by saying, "The Supreme Court made one mistake. They let me live."

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Coach Rusty's avatar Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social
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Humming birds are so fucked up it’s like bruh you don’t have to move your wings that fast to fly I see other birds do it all the time

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daryl "halcyon + on + on" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ 's avatar daryl "halcyon + on + on" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social
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Paris Marx's avatar Paris Marx @parismarx.bsky.social
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The story is always the same: major tech companies tell us they care about the environment to silence criticism, then never actually follow through. Google’s emissions are up ~50% in 5 years, following similar news Microsoft is also blowing past its climate commitments.

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Yell In a War's avatar Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social
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what crimes would you do if you were Joe Biden this morning I think I would hold up a bank while wearing a Joe Biden mask and then remove it to reveal it is also Joe Biden under the mask

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