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E. Perkins

@hauntedpumpkin.bsky.social

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Occasional artist, filthy casual WoW player, enjoyer of cute and spooky things. Epers on the other place.

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Alright, fuck it, give me the goddamn Deathnote.

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It's not too late.

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Everyone should go watch this video about Lee Miller before Monday when the video is being taken down because the Lee Miller estate, that says they're there to promote her legacy, didn't make a buck off it.
youtu.be/Azyz3Gr2Ivc?...

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But it's also what's causing the anxiety.

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Dreamer Hyena's avatar Dreamer Hyena @dreamerhyena.bsky.social
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And unlike the Confederacy, Free's sourdough starter will rise again!

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Until it reaches the Supreme Court, then it will be fine.

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So, we're not getting this? For a second I was almost excited for TWW.

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Of course RFK Jr. ate a dog. It's where the brain worms came from.

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Chad Loder's avatar Chad Loder @chadloder.bsky.social
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Unthinkable in American politics. (Not the Nazi part, the withdrawing part)

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Just had a couple of NFT people in the new follower list, so let me be very clear: if you are into NFTs you can fuck all the way off. No jpg should use more water than I do, it’s recreating the shittiest parts of the gallery art world, and it’s relying on money used predominantly for crimes.

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This is now legal

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Huh. I didn't know his wife was shot in the attack and was calling him on his Punisher phone. I don't know how I missed that. So, he wouldn't go in to save the kids AND he wouldn't go in to save his wife.

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They’re having a heated discussion about whether they can just stand outside the courtroom until this all goes away.

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Bury them under the prison, or school, I'm fine with either.

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This will be neat. I've never seen it outside of a SLP speed 57th generation VHS tape.

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These companies are burning themselves to the ground to make the line go up. I hope it's unsustainable.

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Celeste Ng's avatar Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social
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Did I ever tell you all about the time someone introduced me, at a large event, with erroneous info because they had “asked” ChatGPT for my bio?

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Those are the cybertucks due for scrapping because they got, like, rained on.

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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PRO: A good way to cover up the bullet holes. CON: Use of woke “Thou/Thy” pronouns.

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Not far from where I first saw him in the 90s, on public access TV crying about the weeds being too tall by the dumpsters on some Austin city government land.

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I guess there is an upside to even the worst things. Like, I guess we'll save money on cooling the house from now on, since elderly mom with dementia now thinks anything under 80 degrees is cold. Though, on the flipside, anything over 85 degrees is hot.

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Bowiesongs (C. O'Leary)'s avatar Bowiesongs (C. O'Leary) @bowiesongs.bsky.social
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the erasure of 20+ years of news stories here is yet another sign that future generations will have much richer knowledge of the 1930s than they will the GW Bush and Obama years. The wayback machine is carrying a lot of weight these days. If that goes, adios: variety.com/2024/digital...

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And they even fail at that. Saw footage of a giant unexploded bomb in Gaza made by Boeing. I mean, I'm super glad it didn't explode but, like, leave it to Boeing to make planes that explode and bombs that don't.

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I dunno. These pictures kinda disproves that theory.

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Cool, but imagine the Garland DOJ doing anything about anything.

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And yes, we'd had his teeth floated, like six months ago. And yes, he does get enough food. He gets pellets with his hay. He's a healthy weight. Honest, you can just laugh and move on.

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Hit it and quid it, that's our old pony's approach to eating.

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If the brakes don't slow the car down the car should not be on the road.

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"Pushing the brake pedal may not slow you down"

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