Helen Moffett (Dr)
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IT ME. My lovely late gynae used to call my file "the phone book".
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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IT ME. My lovely late gynae used to call my file "the phone book".
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ONeillJones
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A job I was looking forward to just fell through because I requested a very basic “please don’t feed my work into the AI garbage chute pls” clause in the contract That was apparently against company policy and non-negotiable If anyone needs a book cover I have an opening in my schedule
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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Because of this cool thread I have now looked up Matariki. In South Africa, one name for the Pleiades is "stars of rain." Also known as the planting stars.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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Fantasy is not my regular jam, but I've read some superb fantasy (grew up on The Once and Future King, Terry Pratchett is a touchstone) and few things get up my nose more than readers who are snobby about it. Here's the incomparable Ursula Le Guin.
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Robin Marwick
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One of my favourite throwaway bits from Daddy-Long-Legs:
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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OMG, this is a new level of evil. I take it this is a US thing? Would be SO illegal in my country.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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And here's the lad himself: no recent pics because he recently had a thyroidectomy and still has a big patch of fur regrowing on his throat and chest.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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My second favourite tripod cat in the universe. (My fave is lying pressed up against me, purring.)
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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DeSantis = King Bloody Canute.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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You're off to an excellent start.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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And another Strangely Wholesome Cat repost.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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Reposting as a public service. You're welcome.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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Please give my regards to the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny when you return.
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Immodest Cat Is Strangely Wholesome.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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This might get me back into a movie house.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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Uh-oh. I've been Loco for four years, two months and two weeks, and I do NOT want to accept that this is the rest of my life. Find a treatment, dammit.
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Elle
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ai has entered its roast era. large scale mockery signals the beginning of the end. good. 🙂
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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I'm in luck. It's 12 years since I stopped watching TV, but the other night I was watching Golden Girls clips on YouTube. So I'm in excellent hands.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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Tell me you've never heard, read or spoken a word of Spanish (or any major language spoken in Central and S America or half of Europe) without telling me. Jeesh, the ignorance (and arrogance) of unilingualism.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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There are only 3 Star Wars movies. This is a hill I am prepared to die on. Signed, Grizzled Curmudgeon. Also, Purist.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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At a book event, Barbara Kingsolver said the reason she cared so much about the future was because it was where her children would live.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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Think you have heard ALL of the evil kitties can do? This thread recounts a tale of FRESH wickedness.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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Here in Cape Town, not only the skies but the seas are blue: for lovers of surfing and words, we're having a Salon Hecate event with an incredible line-up. All the deets here: noordhoekartpoint.co.za/2024/05/24/c...
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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I remember the day I fed it to you! I must make it again. It really is magic. And cheap.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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And on 27 May (6pm SA time - eve of the election!), I'm running this online workshop because the publishing industry is changing faster than the icecaps are melting, and we're all at sea. Everything I've learned so far in this brave and scary new world! summerschool.uct.ac.za/events/publi...
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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I have some online editing/publishing webinars coming up in the next few days: this one (Saturday 10am SA time) is hosted by the ever-reliable All About Writing: allaboutwritingcourses.com/product/edit...
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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I'd better get a lawyer, then.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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I sometimes say "I see you didn't bother to Google me". Usually reserved for idiocy on Facebook. Here I just block. But isn't it sad and infuriating that the Skyline now looks a lot like Old Twitter?
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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This thread is a joy.
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It's a bit of a digression, but have you seen this? I'm really excited! twitter.com/DoubledayUK/...
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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Yessss... Captain Wentworth as a space bounty hunter, returning to his home planet to snub the woman who once refused to float in zero gravity with him.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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Oooooh. Would love to see what my space-opera and sci-fi writing pals might make of this!
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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Am here for this!
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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And: We're only joking. Don't you have a sense of humour?
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😘
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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I just want to forget I ever saw that awful ad. But this thread is HEXCELLENT.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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He gets more suave by the day. His ear-tufts!
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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May I be so immodest as to point out that my P&P sequel, Charlotte, does contain one or two (scorching) sex scenes. :)
www.amazon.co.uk/Charlotte-He...
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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Sometimes cat guys will defend the mass slaughter of civilians, including children. I am so deeply disappointed. Being S. African: I know EXACTLY what genocide looks like, and this is one.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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In which I cancel all links to The Atlantic, and unfollow.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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Ooh, look at the pics in this short and wondrous thread.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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This!! Top tip: choose an executor younger (and healthier) than you. Esp if they're going to be dealing with yr intellectual property -- yr copyright will outlive you by decades.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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Seeing exactly this in "life-right" complexes and others in South Africa; this pattern has already stripped out an entire 30-yr-layer of capital in Australia. Admittedly middle-class/mostly white problems, but your thread explains the wider ripple effect.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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*giggles in Driving in Cape Town, but* Wasn't there a piece (WaPo?) looking at why road deaths have been rising steadily in the US? Showed what I've long suspected: the culprit is the ever-growing size of cars. Folk think if they drive a tank, they can act like a tank driver in a war zone.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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The generation that has to look up OOI on Google and then wonder in puzzlement why Ocean Observatories Initiative is being referenced. 😅 I got it in the end! I guess any gen that was adult or close to it in 1970 or thereabouts. When the warnings really started sounding and were roundly ignored.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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I say it often: we are going to be the most loathed and despised generation in history. Those who survive us will be unable to comprehend how we could have been this lethally selfish.
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Micah
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Apple ads, 1984: “we will save the world from dystopian conformity” Apple ads, 2024: “we will crush all of human creativity into a small rectangle” marketing is marketing, but it’s very instructive to see the image they think they’re selling us and how much bleaker it is
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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Not just soulless: actively distressing. Agree with @jendiagammon.bsky.social that it's the worst ad ever.
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Helen Moffett (Dr)
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It actually distressed me. Wish I could unsee it.
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