Herr Zrbo

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the internet makes you stupid

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:20 UTC

My visiting father in law just tested positive for COVID, happy fourth everyone!

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

But she's so cool and with it

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[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

Figuring out the timing of that initial dodge was tricky but once I could get past that the rest of the fight wasn't so bad. I even.. kinda liked it?

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[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:19 UTC

I just took him out yesterday too!

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[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

I have defeated the hippo slash rat slash porcupine, whew. I need a drink. #EldenRing

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:20 UTC

Killed another boss and this time it was relatively easy. Fighting that dancing lion must have improved my skillz. Just made it to the coast too. #EldenRing

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[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

Everyone involved in this should be hanged

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[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

That's terrible, sorry

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Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 09:36 UTC

Shadow Of The Erdtree should be more difficult. Also it should give you norovirus. And a paper cut every time you die. It should have difficulty modes from the options screen but the only options are Normal and Audit, which is normal difficulty plus it triggers an IRS audit.

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:45 UTC

Finally killed the damn dancing lion, so, uh, one boss down.

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[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

Found this for sale at the library. I don't remember there being an animated series but I guess I'm wrong.

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[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

Ran into an ex-girlfriend I haven't seen in ages at my wife's college reunion last night. I've never actually run into an ex before, especially not with my wife. Made extra awkward because the last time I saw this ex she took my, uh, innocence from me.

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[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 18:12 UTC

I'm Scadutree level 5 and this boss will one shot me as I'm doing my summoning right as I walk through the door. I've searched but can't find anymore Scadutree fragments. Feeling quite frustrated.

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

I hate this boss, I really do

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[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

Cannot for the life of me beat the first boss of the DLC, frustrating

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 16:54 UTC

Just found out Frau Zrbo switched our regular coffee with Folgers

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

alito took off yesterday because he needed to grind a bunch to level up to beat mohg and unlock the elden ring DLC, and he was absent today because he's engrossed in it. pretty obvious really

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 03:43 UTC

The king of style

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

I made it! And I killed him! My body is ready!

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 03:57 UTC

Actual footage of me with 24 hours left to get to Mogh so I can access the DLC

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:44 UTC

Guess we're not getting Windwaker on the Switch, sigh (Happy for all you Metroid lovers tho)

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[ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

I had no idea he could become human!

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

Bingo! (note: the word is not bingo) Wordle 1,088 2/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

Anyone have any experience with Civ VI on the Switch? It's only $3 right now. Usually I play Civ on PC but a mobile version could be useful, but I'm wary of how the controls might work without a mouse.

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

Civ VII?? Shit I'm still playing V and have maybe put one hour into VI

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[ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

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The Funkadelic Relic @natecorbitt.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 18:46 UTC

Didn't you just move not too long ago?

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 29, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

Would this require that you move?

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 27, 2024 at 23:42 UTC

I still find it hilarious that the first area is named Chapel of Anticipation. Perfect, no notes.

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 27, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

Hot Elden Ring Summer begins now! Say hello to Friar Chuck. And this time I'm not going to get distracted by that witch Ranni and become me a real Elden Lord.

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 22, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

Hey it's World Goth Day so check out Silentways, this Italian goth rock band I recently came across. The singer has such an amazing voice that I can't get enough of. youtu.be/17tdKRYRACs?...

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 21, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

Honestly I'm half tempted to dust off the Wii and boot up Thousand Year Door on the original disc. But then I wouldn't have the portability of the Switch. Hmmm.

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[ View ] May 19, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

Finished BioShock (saved all Little Sisters ofc). The bonus museum is pretty cool, making the concept art section it's own in-game museum you can walk around in. The developers commentary however is laughable - just a hagiography of the game narrated by noted *game developer* Geoff Keighley.

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[ View ] May 19, 2024 at 16:16 UTC

Oh he's sorry everyone!

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[ View ] May 16, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 15, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

I am going to track down the residence of the CEO of Hewlett Packard and execute him for the piece of shit printers his company produces (and that's really being unfair to shit because it has much more value than the damn printers do)

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 15, 2024 at 14:45 UTC

Just did *that part* in BioShock

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 12, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

Been replaying BioShock for the first time in a decade and it still holds up well. Much better than Infinite which is just a warm bag of poop.

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Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
[ View ] May 11, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

Hades 2, folks we love Hades 2, they have ladies in Hades now, they're very good, people are saying that "Ladies can play Hades Too," they're doing lots of damage [gravely voice] but they're saying that Hecate is much too hard for an opening boss fight, the hex is very unfair

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 10, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

Jack leaving Bluesky because it's become "like Twitter" makes as much sense as Xbox getting rid of Tango and saying "we need more games like Hi Fi Rush"

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[ View ] May 10, 2024 at 17:57 UTC

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[ View ] May 07, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

With humans on board? Damn, was hoping it was for badgers.

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[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 03:23 UTC

youtu.be/z2dXggOImg4?...

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 05, 2024 at 03:22 UTC

Seeing Johnny Dynamite and the Bloodsuckers in a venue no larger than my garage. So small I already talked to the artist before the show.

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] May 02, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

Finished Inscryption. Hard to talk about because the whole game is secretive and I wouldn't want to spoil anything. Overall a very good and highly recommended "deck-building" game (or is it something else? hmmm)

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[ View ] May 01, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

There's a Cenobite in there

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[ View ] Apr 29, 2024 at 23:57 UTC

Xymox

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[ View ] Apr 29, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

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Herr Zrbo @herrzrbo.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 28, 2024 at 15:52 UTC

Decided to go with the crowd and began trying to play vanilla Fallout 4 on my Xbox series x but it keeps periodically crashing. Might need to find something else to play.

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