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jag (aka j00bar)@i-am-j.ag |
I don't know what's more tortured here: the pedestrian the cop hit with his car, or the language contorted and mangled to avoid saying the cop hit a pedestrian with his car.
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@radleybalko.bsky.social
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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
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This article makes me wanna place my hand, formed in a position I learned in self-defense related classes, into the same location as somebody's face.
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waxmonkey
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the bank teller appeared in front of my gun and their cash entered my bag, i dont know what to say officer
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@betterfriend.bsky.social
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Was the squad car a muskmobile?
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Half Cocked
@halfcockedlaw.bsky.social
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Earlier the same night, the officer reports that he was struck by a six pack of beer.
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Dan Bennett
@nerdyattorney.bsky.social
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I like how it notes that the officers returned to the scene without bothering to mention that the officer ever left (or, as a less charitable reading would suggest, fled).
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MikeasaService
@ultor.bsky.social
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“Officer-involved driving.”
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Diogenes of Snarkadia
@diogeneslamp.bsky.social
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"His vehicle was struck by an unknown object"? Meaning the guy he ran over at speed? GTFO. But really, tell us what he was wearing. Dark clothes? Oh he was asking to get run over
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Buckly
@chibuckly.bsky.social
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HE (COP) was the victim, who was struck, obviously.
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civ - 🇵🇸 🕎 ☮️ - end the genocide now
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no dashcam i assume
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My Chihuahua has seen things
@bkbirge.bsky.social
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I'm surprised they haven't charged the pedestrian yet with assault.
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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC
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Oh shit it worked
myfox8.com/news/north-c...
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Rev. Jesus “H" Christ, KSC
@reverendjesus.com
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Oh look, a “suggest a correction” button at the bottom of the article
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Jessica
@afunkyfennec.bsky.social
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is the person alive? (Can’t access newssite due to gdpr)
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McKeen Photos (I shoot people and things for money. And fun.)
@mckeenphotos.bsky.social
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What a surprise that a police force would desperately attempt to control the narrative instead of just owning up to it
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Anne
@annieoranne.bsky.social
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Jfc
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gawdzie (potato, again)
@gawdz0rz.bsky.social
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it’s weird some injured dude was standing in the same place an unknown object hit a cop’s car
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LibrarianWriterGeek
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Can't wait to find out that the pedestrian was wearing a bright orange jacket, and was walking on the far side of the road.
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@jiminnh.bsky.social
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"The bullets fired by the police were intercepted by an unknown object. Upon further investigation following apprehension of the suspect officers discovered an individual in the vicinity who appeared to have sustained a small diameter laceration to the chest."
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Dave Johnson
@dwjohnson.bsky.social
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Reminiscent of the Minneapolis Police Department's initial statement re_George Floyd, titled: "Man Dies After Medical Incident During Police Interaction"
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@jacobwisner.bsky.social
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And wow - the one local news station that managed to get the headline right... Has already deleted the article and replaced it with one that contorts itself to blame the car.
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KB
@sorrykb.bsky.social
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I have an idea for a correction.
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@risefromtheashes.bsky.social
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Do we know yet if the person has been dragged out of the hospital in cuffs and taken to jail for assaulting a police officer’s vehicle?
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Ellz
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Cop struck person!!!!!
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Kate
@silea.bsky.social
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Updated language. The vehicle did it, the cop wasn’t involved!
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AGuyinNJ
@aguyinnj.bsky.social
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Thank the supernatural for the ghost struck the patrol car to alert police that an 'unknown and never ever identifiable motorists struck a pedestrian instants before the cop passed.
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brad
@bradiscranky.bsky.social
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Eventually there will just be two different stories. One about an injury to a person, the other about an officer's car being damaged and needing blood washed off it
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somedonuts
@somedonuts.bsky.social
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Unknown Object needs a better union.
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Jade Cargill stan account 🍉🇺🇦🇺🇸
@adaytaramember.bsky.social
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If it were the poor bastard who was the one to hit the cop, I’m sure they wouldn’t have been talking about “unknown objects”
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