Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️

Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:53 UTC

Saying you blew your nose so hard you blew the back out of a tissue is the absolute worst way to describe what you just did.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:35 UTC

You mean Gary Larson lied to us?!

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 10:04 UTC

Do we think Palpatine and Anakin stayed to watch the rest of the opera? I think Palpatine politely told Anakin to get out as soon as he could, then got out of there himself a few minutes after that.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 10:00 UTC

It took until midway through season 2 to get it down, but Sisko’s “It’s easy to be a saint in paradise” is Deep Space Nine’s essential ethos summed up in one line.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 09:57 UTC

Maybe also a bit more trust and free rein given to the filmmaker as well? Alan Ladd Jr. as President of 20th Century Fox basically told Lucas, I don’t understand what this is at all, but I believe in you as a talented filmmaker.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 09:11 UTC

If @pixelatedboat.bsky.social is such a menace, I assume the next step will be some young go-getter walking into the Bluesky offices offering to sell pictures of the Boat to Bluesky’s irascible publisher.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

Just started talking salsa lessons, and I have to say I chopped a lot more tomatoes than I was expecting to.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 07:10 UTC

Install your roofing tiles during summer and meet hot shingles in your area.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 06:48 UTC

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

By all accounts, “Selling out quickly” is the biggest lie you will ever read in that paper.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 11:13 UTC

Hot rodent boyfriend

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 03:51 UTC

An Australian Karen should be renamed an Emily. Because anyone who’s dealt with them knows they can be both an Emily Blunt and an Emily Seebohm.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 23:36 UTC

Just now remembering that David Puddy has exactly one line in the Seinfeld finale, and it’s somehow the most appropriately perfect Puddy line that could ever exist.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 07:27 UTC

The Waylon Smithers of Australian politics.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 05:46 UTC

C’mon. “Nuclear becoming unclear” was right there.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 06:41 UTC

Doctor Bong

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 05:55 UTC

Helga saying “Get rid of this liquor now!” And after a beat, Hagar and Lucky Eddie filling tankards with Hagar saying “Might as well get started” is the strip that will always live in my heart.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

“Joey, do you like movies about giant grasshoppers?”

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 09:39 UTC

True Fact: Out of all the Beastie Boys’ musical peers, it was The Village People who were the most upset by Adam Yauch’s death. Even today, you can still hear them lament “Why, MCA?”

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 09:30 UTC

Bridgerton (2020-)

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 09:27 UTC

“Look what you made me do.” - Greedo

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 09:23 UTC

In which I reluctantly give a suburb credit, we all laugh at the Butt Fumble, and you won't believe who really killed John F. Kennedy. dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com/2024/06/20/d...

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 06:43 UTC

Now a major motion picture starring Zendaya.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 09:53 UTC

No way.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 09:26 UTC

House of the Dragon (2022-)

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