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Dillon of the Birch Forest

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Dillon, loud, queer, polyam, non-binary. Science educator with wicked ADHD. Frequently inappropriate. He/they.

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I love Carrie Anne Moss but ACAB includes Jedi Master Olivia Benson

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Here is a four picture sequence my spouse captured of our stupid ginger cat Archie's daily habit of soaking himself by getting in the way as his water bowl is refilled

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So now I assume you found a crystal key in its charred husk that can open any door

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"You can't grind your way to a just society" goes on the t-shirt.

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I think the audience for the Cybertruck isn't people who actually need to haul things but dentists who have had a pristine F450 in their garage whose biggest job was helping a friend move once two years ago

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Your move, Hemingway

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Someone told me that I'm susceptible to the power of suggestion and I gotta say, they're right.

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Ah yes the weed that's sold in jars that could only be one weed

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When you visiting Washington we can get that fixed real quick

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Watch this thread get me put on a shitlib labeler or something

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I feel like a lot of people talk about using your privilege for the greater good and having the freedom to not think about dead kids who look like you did when you were six while pulling a lever to make things hopefully less bad seems like one of those ways to do that

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Today's heron 🪶

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I don't think that makes me pro genocide but hey if you wanna yell at me about that go ahead we all gotta make our choices

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I totally get why it's the correct moral choice for my Arab boyfriend to abstain from voting in November and also get why it's the correct moral choice for me to vote for Biden in November, I don't think those choices are at odds with each other

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I dunno man but I'm gonna smoke some weed about it

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why does retvrn to tradition always mean prairie dresses and fedoras but never temple prostitutes and transsexual oracles

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And the people who make Q4 bonuses off everyone's loan interest regardless of the source of the debt just laugh and count their coins I guess

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But plenty of conservative voters have debt? Mortgages, car loans, medical debt all cut across party lines. Is it literally just framing college as faggy and coastal so that debt isn't Real American Debt?

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My hobbies are legos and sitting silently having bad thoughts

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...Student loan debt objectively makes the economy worse for everyone not just borrowers, what the hell is the conservative rancor about student debt relief about exactly?

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Maybe it's staring down the barrel of 40 while the world is in turmoil but I fundamentally don't understand what people get out of increasing the amount of cruelty in the world

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You literally never need to other someone for engagement it's not a requirement

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Shit like"I saw these straight people and they were watching sports what freaks" just makes you so ugly in my eyes

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My least favorite type of post is "here's someone different than me laugh at them for me" and that's like a load bearing amount of posts online

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I can phil it collins in the air tonight!!!

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Josh and I have shared a daily workspace for like five years, even one day a week this is weird

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Both my partners are at work all day and I'm very travoltaconfused.gif

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You can open up a lot of dialogue with people swayed by military industrial complex and police state propaganda by talking about what we owe each other as Americans

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Anyway leftists should be unafraid to use patriotism and service as both rhetorical tool and guiding principle

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We need UBI (universal boob infrastructure)

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I shut my retired military Fox News pilled Dad down on a recent visit by interrupting his bootstraps talk on how taxes shouldn't go to helping people by telling him "I dunno about you but I was raised among servicemen who believe we sacrifice for our countrymen." He was real quiet the rest of lunch.

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We need to eliminate the Big Naturals Tax

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Knowing him that's not coming off slowly in about eight hours but with speed and purpose

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That shirt looks really good on you

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gimme the queef boys and free my soul

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This is like when Michael Jordan had a hangover in the 97 NBA finals and tried to tell everyone his pizza was poisoned

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In fairness to Chicago some of that was CZJ's pregnancy but I think a real culprit is Hairspray which is a movie ABOUT dancing

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One of the things this movie really nails is shooting the dance sequences so you can see people are actually dancing which is rarer in movie musicals than you'd expect lol

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Nah I appreciate the effort. It's hard out here for a big tall renter trying to get a bike lol

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Nope that made the cut! It was a very formative moment for twelve year old me

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The movie makes a lot of Choices (like What I Did For Love) but man I love some of them like that insane Surprise song they replace Hello Twelve with. No one had ever or will ever again describe sex as "smooth as lemon pie sailing across the sky into the ocean."

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I've looked into trikes, the issue there is storage. Bikes have a much lower physical footprint and I'm limited on garage space :/

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I'm a leggy 6'4" and 370. Standard ebike drive trains will only support up to 350-400 lbs which doesn't give me a lot of cargo weight for what I'd use it for most often (neighborhood errands). Add that to the cost of a frame that can support my weight and height...

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No need to be kind rewind if you're the next one renting it

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