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if kenan and kel decide/that they both are satisfied

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I still kinda haven’t wrapped my head around my epilepsy dx. I think it’s partly because my brain goes offline when seizures happen so all I have to go on is other peoples’ reactions and/or physical clues (busted lip, chewed-up mouth). Do you know how insane it is for me to not remember any of it

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou's avatar one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social
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an extradimensional parasite has me hoarding gypsum. It seems innocent enough. I'll do something about it if it gets weird, I guess

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Can I have one (1) bracingly cold reminder that sometimes we need a shock to our senses to feel truly alive?

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josh (oldfriend99) 's avatar josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social
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Bernie taupin: I have some lyrics for you Elton. I expect the music on my desk by Monday morning Elton john: Yes sir Mr Taupin sir

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people who watch tv commercials shouldn’t be allowed to vote. I’m calling for mass voter suppression efforts

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bf has been playing Zelda and narrating/commenting (to me? To no one?) as Link but with a Cockney accent. This morning his alarm went off and he rolls over and says in my face “ELLO LOVE WHAT A PRETTY LITTLE THING” dudes rock

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“Be prepared” ok say more king

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idea for a new cereal called Cobblestone Crunch. it's a plastic bag full of rocks.

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that’s that ch entrepreneurial spirit we all know and love

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Viktor Winetrout's avatar Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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So weird how hot dogs come in packages of ten and your dad tried to kiss me

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🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻

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I don’t care for hairless cat owners. Dont wish ill on the cats but I think there’s something wrong with wanting a walking ball sack to live in your house

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It’s 80 degrees at 730 AM and everything smells like sticky pine sap

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nathan's avatar nathan @wiseposter.bsky.social
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i just went to the jerk store. in a truck with the new jerks. we are on shelves now!

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this morning I very boldly set out to do an MC Escher 500 piece puzzle and after several hours of brute force I’ve managed to get the frame of the outside pieces 👍🏻

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The best art is controversial

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Rubbing a mint around the inside of my mouth with my fingers and putting it back in my pocket

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Drew4484's avatar Drew4484 @drew4484.bsky.social
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Every 15ms, we count up all the 0s and 1s on your computer, then save that number on our server. If your computer ever gets wiped out, we simply send you all the 0s and 1s back, and you can put them back in order to restore your computer.

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guy 1 (basically just about to ask other guy if he wants to come to his bbq): got any plans tonight? guy 2: yes - I am going to go online where I have been pretending to be taylor swift talking about computer network stuff for 10 years to scold people about voting. guy 1: I am not having a bbq

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Cliff's avatar Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it
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Damn the algorithm think you a white woman

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Getting ads for dog viagra 👍🏻

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Hi yes can I please have one Women’s Shit

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the nonbelievers said I couldn’t do it

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I enjoy to look at trees because they are beaming me personalized messages from our nation’s top government agencies

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Love my home, in the Big Apple!!!

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(signing) why Rob and Williams “perish” ?

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Love my home, in the Big Apple!!!

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Just absentmindedly tapped the front of this notebook like it was a touch screen

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it’s my bday and I’m en route to SF for dinner and then a cabin in the Sierras for some hikes. here’s some highlights from the last few months thanks

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Old Sam's avatar Old Sam @pdfmerchant.lol
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bluesky is adding an "Everybody Must Reply" option to your posts

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they should’ve shown the monkeys picking a station on the radio. It would’ve revealed a lot about their characters.

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There was a dang fly on Mike Pence!!!!!

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NEWS.
North
East
West
South

without #information we would be #lost. share this if you believe in staying apprised. or if you have a metal plate in your skull that tells you which direction to walk in!

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If driving for hours was my job I’d probably say offputting stuff to people all the time

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They hate to see a girlboss stimming

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