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Ian Boudreau

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Earlier this month he was sundowning and couldn't read the teleprompter and started rambling about falling in the water with marine batteries and sharks nearby and said he would rather be electrocuted than eaten by a shark, this was in front of thousands of people

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☀️ Starshine's avatar ☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social
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He randomly started singing a song from the 60’s during one of his speeches, as one does when one of the few neurons left firing holds the a high school memory of you singing in the car

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Megan E. Zombi's avatar Megan E. Zombi @zombiscribe.bsky.social
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Hasn’t he done the shark vs being electrocuted thing like two times now at least? It’s so… I’m at a loss

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hashlib's avatar hashlib @hashlibhex.bsky.social
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Biden's team has done a much worse job at hiding his dementia than Trumps have for him. Not surprising though. Modern Dem party has been fucking shooting themselves in the foot everyday since Clinton got a blowy. They need some new marketing blood.

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Andrew Elmore (Arrange Version) 💽's avatar Andrew Elmore (Arrange Version) 💽 @elmore.zone
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I hate joe biden more than damn near anybody but you can't possibly tell me that trump's brain hasn't also been applesauce for years now. dude's been working with a skull full of chowder for about as long as I can remember at this point.

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Roland "Big Spooky" B's avatar Roland "Big Spooky" B @colbosch.bsky.social
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Biden's "frailty" only matters if you're worried about a black woman becoming President.

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Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬's avatar Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.bsky.social
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trump without all the makeup and weird wig thing looks just as fucked up and old as biden also trump's voice is absolutely getting weird and raspy, they're all way too fucking old for this

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Michael R Lambert's avatar Michael R Lambert @mrl53.bsky.social
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I don’t read the NYT. I suggest you don’t either. Add WAPO The Hill too.

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Nikolai_RiJiKhajiit 's avatar Nikolai_RiJiKhajiit @nikolairomanov.bsky.social
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It's because he's mostly make-up hair products and stuffing.

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Nowhere 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Nowhere 🏳️‍🌈 @nowhere.bsky.social
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I've noticed is trump's shark stories have become "crazy uncle"-style comic relief in the midst of the genuinely frightening things he says the rest of the time. We all get a good laugh as the clip plays over and over on the news and comedy shows, while his threats are on the cutting room floor.

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Ziyyigo-Tipyigo's avatar Ziyyigo-Tipyigo @ziyyigo-tipyigo.bsky.social
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Lesson media needed to learn: "Don't show Trump live." Lesson media learned instead: "Don't show Trump at all."

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Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
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Trump's brain is very obviously baby food at this point, it makes me feel insane when people say shit like "he does not appear to be suffering from the effects of time"

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Arash Mohebbi's avatar Arash Mohebbi @thatoldbear.bsky.social
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Remember when he first entered office and there was that parody article about how aides were baffled when he demanded "the channel where gorillas fight each other"? I'm starting to think it wasn't fiction.

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MrsMNash's avatar MrsMNash @mrsmnash.bsky.social
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The Times obviously missed or pretends to have missed the barn burner SOTU President Biden gave. 🙄

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ΔΘ I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JOJO! ΔΘ's avatar ΔΘ I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JOJO! ΔΘ @silveralethia.bsky.social
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maybe we should Logan's Run anyone holding public office after 55 and we could just never have this conversation ever again

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terminal>'s avatar terminal> @loremanlear.bsky.social
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Then ignore it. This is the election of ignorance. The more you pay attention, the more the beast is fed. Focus all of your citizen energy on local politics. Your vote for city council or judge is way more powerful than your vote for POTUS.

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timothy davis's avatar timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social
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he kept falling asleep at the criminal trial that found him guilty of all 34 felony counts.

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'viktor shtrum''s avatar 'viktor shtrum' @viktorshtrum.bsky.social
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And how did the Times cover that rally? (This screenshot is from just now, I've referenced this several times on here and I keep expecting it to have been changed, but I guess we're well past that now!)

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Red Lori Bright Eyes's avatar Red Lori Bright Eyes @redloribrighteyes.bsky.social
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it's hurting Biden because democrats care about capacity It's not hurting trump because abusers know they just need another abuser on their side to do all the abuse - capacity doesn't matter

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Tim Macinta's avatar Tim Macinta @tim.macinta.com
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Let's meet him halfway and surround him with electric eels.

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Zeroisanumber's avatar Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social
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Think I'd pick the shark. Electrocution hurts like a bitch.

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The chicken lady's avatar The chicken lady @chickenlady.bsky.social
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And it was so stupid, because the shark would be electrocuted ,too and wouldn't eat him .

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Anagram Doe's avatar Anagram Doe @anagramdoe.bsky.social
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but he dyes his hair so

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Sensual Kazoo's avatar Sensual Kazoo @sensualkazoo.bsky.social
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Also he is talking to people in las Vegas about fucking yachts.

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Genderflux Superfluid's avatar Genderflux Superfluid @rewhan.bsky.social
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Its why they keep indicating they'll refuse the debates, isn't it?There's no way he won't look like his head's full of applesauce.

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Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
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Ah but he did this with a full head of hair an a virile man tan Wait a minute I’m being informed by my producer about some facts….

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J L Sanford's avatar J L Sanford @lesterbut.bsky.social
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Maybe this episode got by NYT et al w/out them noticing?

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