Chris “✊” Heller
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Seems like one of those crimes we probably have laws against, back when we had laws
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One of those computer types, who lives for winter, but not a nuclear winter, just a fun winter where I can go sledding, down a hill of nuclear waste
Chris “✊” Heller
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Seems like one of those crimes we probably have laws against, back when we had laws
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b-boy bouiebaisse
@jbouie.bsky.social
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an entire movement of wicked people who celebrate wickedness
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Chris “✊” Heller
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That’s how the bored ape gets its slurp juice
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Shiv Ramdas
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I guess Bidens age doesn't matter that much to me cause I don't think US Presidents do nearly as much as the myth likes to tell. Reagan spent the back end of his run with Alzheimers, last guy played golf & shitposted for 4 years, idc if Bidens an ent who speaks once a yr, taking it over Project 2025
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Chris “✊” Heller
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Here comes Biden from the locker room!
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Chris “✊” Heller
@hellertime.bsky.social
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You can tell he’s uncool cause he woulda otherwise used The Beach Boys tune Student Demonstration Time off Surfs Up!
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Chris “✊” Heller
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Nothing screams “economic anxiety” more than owning a Porsche…
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Kaitlin Has Had Enough
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Kathy Hochul bravely defending the rights of New Jersey drivers to kill New Yorkers under their irresponsibly huge trucks for FREE because why come to the city and drink and then take the PATH home when you could just murder people
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Chris “✊” Heller
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cool cool cool
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Chris “✊” Heller
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Franklin got the Poaster Madness
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Chris “✊” Heller
@hellertime.bsky.social
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This is joyous
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Chris “✊” Heller
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Jeez, wonder why dems won’t pick Bobby Brainworms, the dog eater. He’s right fucking there!!
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Faine Greenwood
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Major congrats to Eritrea’s Biniam Girmay for becoming the first Black rider to win a Tour de France stage.
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scott⚡️mccloud
@scottmccloud.bsky.social
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And it's Trump who *refused* to let Harriet Tubman's portrait replace Andrew Jackson's on the $20 bill.
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Chris “✊” Heller
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¡Tequila!
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Nicholas Grossman
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My favorite line about war applies here: "The aggressor is always peace-loving... he would prefer to take over our country unopposed." No man, if you're trying a revolution against the Constitution of the United States, pro-Constitution Americans aren't going to simply get out of your way. Hard no.
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Chris “✊” Heller
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“Stop resisting”
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Citizen.Coping
@propcazhpm.bsky.social
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With schoolmates, Sarah Akinbuwa picked up love of crocheting as a 12-year-old in Nigeria. Now living in Somerville, the 18-year-old is winning acclaim for a bright pink, floor-length prom dress adorned with roses plus a matching shrug and handbag. Sharing her progress, she made ensemble in 3 days!
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Chantal James
@chantalalive.bsky.social
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Leonard Peltier just got denied parole. Joe Biden is now the only person on earth who can pardon him & free him from his nearly 50 years as a political prisoner.
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Chris “✊” Heller
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It’s the modern “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas dot gif”
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Chris “✊” Heller
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Only think that would top that is a Krassenstein retweet
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Chris “✊” Heller
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It’s not a revolution, it’s a coup. And it will not be bloodless. He’s lying.
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Chris “✊” Heller
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Oh I’ve heard that. And apparently the dr who invented it was horrified by its use ultimately I believe.
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Michael Tae Sweeney
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He's right. They're stealing the country from us and ending democracy. "Bloodless if the left allows it to be" is a threat to kill anyone who fights back
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Chris “✊” Heller
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“At least it will be effective” — King Louis
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Chris “✊” Heller
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The dude wants to live in a time he’s never experienced. Hope when he gets there he hates it.
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Chris “✊” Heller
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The only Duolingo streak that matters
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Lupita Nihongo
@otsumamiboy.bsky.social
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Makes my skin crawl that these people have to spend the twilight of their lives being denied justice by people who weren’t even alive when they were brutalized and that what were supposed to be the best years of their lives was stained by an overt rejection of justice.
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Chris “✊” Heller
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Discover feed is having a great time today
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Chris “✊” Heller
@hellertime.bsky.social
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Man is organic produce worth it? I’m sure it’ll be important to know under the Trump Monarchy.
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Chris “✊” Heller
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“I was right about Bernie!” I yell as I’m led off to the Trump Mines…
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Mekka Okereke
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Most *white* Americans. There is no country on earth that imprisons more of its population than the US. Prisoners disproportionately Black. The US leads the world in child executions. Not a typo. Disproportionately Black. Life expectancy for US Black folk lower than for Uighur Chinese. Not a typo
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Chris “✊” Heller
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A true “ma’am this is a Wendy’s” moment if ever there was one
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Pwnallthethings
@pwnallthethings.bsky.social
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Like there's a lot they were not especially clear about, and all sorts of reasons where we shouldn't tie our own future to their past. But "Kings are bad; the President is not a King; he must be constrained by law" is one of the few things they were, to their credit, very clear about
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Ian Boudreau
@iboudreau.bsky.social
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If it's a crime to be homeless then paying an hourly wage that is insufficient to pay for housing means you're an accessory at a minimum
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
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john roberts would crumble into tears and dust at the first real television attack ad on him and i think dem aligned superPACs should at least do some focus testing on exactly that
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Chris “✊” Heller
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Reposting this for no particular reason. Just a completely arbitrary reposting.
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NPR
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BREAKING NEWS: The decision likely ensures that the case against Trump won’t be tried before the election, and then only if he is not reelected.
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Don Zeko
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The really bitter irony here is that SCOTUS is making the president a king while a Democrat is president. They aren't worried about it because they know Democrats won't accept Biden actually acting the way they are saying he can.
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Nicholas Grossman
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The institutions of US democracy are hanging by a thread, and the Supreme Court just frayed it. I cannot emphasize this enough: the 2024 election is effectively an up-or-down vote on Constitutional democracy. All else is secondary, because democracy and rule of law are how we address other issues.
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Chris “✊” Heller
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You’ll never see more strongly worded letter being written than after today
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Chris “✊” Heller
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the ONE TIME it’s actually a Ben Franklin quote it’s gotta be this one
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andy™
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JOHN R: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to the idea that the President is not above the law BAYLESS: Absolutely JOHN R: BUT!
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Chris “✊” Heller
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Don’t worry they will totally revisit this decision when that event happens [agnes harkness winking dot gif]
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Thomas Zimmer
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Two immediate thoughts: - Presidents have been able to get away with *a lot*, so to some extent, this codifies the (very, very bad!) status quo - BUT ALSO: To officially codify presidential immunity in this way, with reference to this specific situation (an attempted coup!) is utterly terrifying
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Chris “✊” Heller
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Lame Duck Season just became Super Fucking Exciting Duck Season
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Joshua Erlich
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Chris “✊” Heller
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Said like a naive fool who doesn’t know how to sell a newspaper!
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Chris “✊” Heller
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He’s only immune if he uses the hard R, not the big D.
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Chris “✊” Heller
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So… can Joe Biden now do that really funny thing we’ve been wondering if he can do?
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