Chris “✊” Heller's avatar

Chris “✊” Heller

@hellertime.bsky.social

40 followers 122 following 1936 posts

One of those computer types, who lives for winter, but not a nuclear winter, just a fun winter where I can go sledding, down a hill of nuclear waste


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

Seems like one of those crimes we probably have laws against, back when we had laws

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

b-boy bouiebaisse's avatar b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
[ View ]

an entire movement of wicked people who celebrate wickedness

39 replies 163 reposts 587 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

That’s how the bored ape gets its slurp juice

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
[ View ]

I guess Bidens age doesn't matter that much to me cause I don't think US Presidents do nearly as much as the myth likes to tell. Reagan spent the back end of his run with Alzheimers, last guy played golf & shitposted for 4 years, idc if Bidens an ent who speaks once a yr, taking it over Project 2025

12 replies 73 reposts 397 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

Here comes Biden from the locker room!

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

You can tell he’s uncool cause he woulda otherwise used The Beach Boys tune Student Demonstration Time off Surfs Up!

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

Nothing screams “economic anxiety” more than owning a Porsche…

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

Kaitlin Has Had Enough's avatar Kaitlin Has Had Enough @gothamgirlblue.com
[ View ]

Kathy Hochul bravely defending the rights of New Jersey drivers to kill New Yorkers under their irresponsibly huge trucks for FREE because why come to the city and drink and then take the PATH home when you could just murder people

4 replies 57 reposts 249 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

Franklin got the Poaster Madness

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

Jeez, wonder why dems won’t pick Bobby Brainworms, the dog eater. He’s right fucking there!!

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
[ View ]

Major congrats to Eritrea’s Biniam Girmay for becoming the first Black rider to win a Tour de France stage.

8 replies 36 reposts 302 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

scott⚡️mccloud's avatar scott⚡️mccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social
[ View ]

And it's Trump who *refused* to let Harriet Tubman's portrait replace Andrew Jackson's on the $20 bill.

2 replies 6 reposts 65 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

Nicholas Grossman's avatar Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
[ View ]

My favorite line about war applies here: "The aggressor is always peace-loving... he would prefer to take over our country unopposed." No man, if you're trying a revolution against the Constitution of the United States, pro-Constitution Americans aren't going to simply get out of your way. Hard no.

17 replies 110 reposts 477 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

Citizen.Coping's avatar Citizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social
[ View ]

With schoolmates, Sarah Akinbuwa picked up love of crocheting as a 12-year-old in Nigeria. Now living in Somerville, the 18-year-old is winning acclaim for a bright pink, floor-length prom dress adorned with roses plus a matching shrug and handbag. Sharing her progress, she made ensemble in 3 days!

7 replies 30 reposts 141 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

Chantal James's avatar Chantal James @chantalalive.bsky.social
[ View ]

Leonard Peltier just got denied parole. Joe Biden is now the only person on earth who can pardon him & free him from his nearly 50 years as a political prisoner.

1 replies 42 reposts 84 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

It’s the modern “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas dot gif”

0 replies 0 reposts 6 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

Only think that would top that is a Krassenstein retweet

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

It’s not a revolution, it’s a coup. And it will not be bloodless. He’s lying.

3 replies 15 reposts 102 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

Oh I’ve heard that. And apparently the dr who invented it was horrified by its use ultimately I believe.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

Michael Tae Sweeney's avatar Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
[ View ]

He's right. They're stealing the country from us and ending democracy. "Bloodless if the left allows it to be" is a threat to kill anyone who fights back

64 replies 536 reposts 1725 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

“At least it will be effective” — King Louis

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

The dude wants to live in a time he’s never experienced. Hope when he gets there he hates it.

0 replies 0 reposts 28 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

The only Duolingo streak that matters

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

Lupita Nihongo's avatar Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social
[ View ]

Makes my skin crawl that these people have to spend the twilight of their lives being denied justice by people who weren’t even alive when they were brutalized and that what were supposed to be the best years of their lives was stained by an overt rejection of justice.

8 replies 270 reposts 859 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

Discover feed is having a great time today

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

Man is organic produce worth it? I’m sure it’ll be important to know under the Trump Monarchy.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

“I was right about Bernie!” I yell as I’m led off to the Trump Mines…

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

Mekka Okereke's avatar Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com
[ View ]

Most *white* Americans. There is no country on earth that imprisons more of its population than the US. Prisoners disproportionately Black. The US leads the world in child executions. Not a typo. Disproportionately Black. Life expectancy for US Black folk lower than for Uighur Chinese. Not a typo

11 replies 217 reposts 859 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

A true “ma’am this is a Wendy’s” moment if ever there was one

0 replies 0 reposts 8 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

Pwnallthethings's avatar Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social
[ View ]

Like there's a lot they were not especially clear about, and all sorts of reasons where we shouldn't tie our own future to their past. But "Kings are bad; the President is not a King; he must be constrained by law" is one of the few things they were, to their credit, very clear about

10 replies 143 reposts 723 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

Ian Boudreau's avatar Ian Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social
[ View ]

If it's a crime to be homeless then paying an hourly wage that is insufficient to pay for housing means you're an accessory at a minimum

10 replies 242 reposts 1014 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
[ View ]

john roberts would crumble into tears and dust at the first real television attack ad on him and i think dem aligned superPACs should at least do some focus testing on exactly that

18 replies 53 reposts 345 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

Reposting this for no particular reason. Just a completely arbitrary reposting.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

NPR's avatar NPR @npr.org
[ View ]

BREAKING NEWS: The decision likely ensures that the case against Trump won’t be tried before the election, and then only if he is not reelected.

19 replies 56 reposts 133 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

Don Zeko's avatar Don Zeko @donzeko.bsky.social
[ View ]

The really bitter irony here is that SCOTUS is making the president a king while a Democrat is president. They aren't worried about it because they know Democrats won't accept Biden actually acting the way they are saying he can.

23 replies 212 reposts 805 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

Nicholas Grossman's avatar Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
[ View ]

The institutions of US democracy are hanging by a thread, and the Supreme Court just frayed it. I cannot emphasize this enough: the 2024 election is effectively an up-or-down vote on Constitutional democracy. All else is secondary, because democracy and rule of law are how we address other issues.

5 replies 46 reposts 106 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

You’ll never see more strongly worded letter being written than after today

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

the ONE TIME it’s actually a Ben Franklin quote it’s gotta be this one

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

andy™'s avatar andy™ @andylevy.net
[ View ]

JOHN R: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue. [BAYLESS nods] You KNOW I am sensitive to the idea that the President is not above the law BAYLESS: Absolutely JOHN R: BUT!

2 replies 23 reposts 106 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

Don’t worry they will totally revisit this decision when that event happens [agnes harkness winking dot gif]

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

Thomas Zimmer's avatar Thomas Zimmer @thomaszimmer.bsky.social
[ View ]

Two immediate thoughts: - Presidents have been able to get away with *a lot*, so to some extent, this codifies the (very, very bad!) status quo - BUT ALSO: To officially codify presidential immunity in this way, with reference to this specific situation (an attempted coup!) is utterly terrifying

4 replies 24 reposts 125 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

Lame Duck Season just became Super Fucking Exciting Duck Season

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Reposted by Chris “✊” Heller

Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

Said like a naive fool who doesn’t know how to sell a newspaper!

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

He’s only immune if he uses the hard R, not the big D.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Chris “✊” Heller's avatar Chris “✊” Heller @hellertime.bsky.social
[ View ]

So… can Joe Biden now do that really funny thing we’ve been wondering if he can do?

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes