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Sensual Kazoo

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he/him or they/them, born in 93, queer furry anarchist mess, cops can eat my entire ass

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Who the fuck attacks someone with a swor I thought this was America.

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Worse. They are all gonna have Andrew tates fucked up half British half American accent.

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It would be nice to get someone who wasn't sleepwalking us into fascism.

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for me the Biden conversation is entirely about whether he can win in November. i’m not worried about whether he can actually do the job because i don’t think it’s a real job.

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I really don't understand why so many people struggle with this.

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It's my god given right to drive my 34 foot 20,000 pound motorhome with the license I got by driving a midsized sedan a few blocks.

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Looks like those bad apples spoiled the whole barrel.

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Thankfully I have only seen them parked in my personal car or on the road in the big etransit van I drive for work.

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This isn't credulousness it's apologetics. This is someone who has bought into the conservative project trying to provide cover.

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spy vs spy redux (2023)

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✨🦁🧸Big Soft Queer vibes🧸🦁✨'s avatar ✨🦁🧸Big Soft Queer vibes🧸🦁✨ @fenyxvibez.bsky.social
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Entering your yarn era. Getting yarn pilled.

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You know what is good? S'mores flavor Ben and Jerry's. The toasted marshmallow ice cream base is fucking incredible.

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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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I sure as fuck wouldn't agree to an interview with the times if I was biden. They literally published, on the 4th of July, an oped from some edgy fuck who wants a king about why you shouldn't vote.

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Pretty sure arnica is that stuff that makes cheese yellow.

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Maybe. I have some skepticism given the source for all this is Boris Johnson's sister in some transphobic rag. I don't trust the UK media at the best of times.

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Allegations against Neil Gaiman of sexual assault by two young women. The wrinkle is that it's an article by Boris Johnson's sister in tortoise media.

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Mayo is good! It's incredibly versatile.

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I can't get over how that event changed nothing. Like there have been so many holy shit events in the last few years that the dem leadership have just shrugged off. We still don't know who placed those bombs on jan 6.

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*gets out a jewelers loupe* This is definitely a bee alright.

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I think there are a lot of people who wouldn't personally eat goat but don't really have any strong objections to other people eating it.

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We are going to have to redact these motherfuckers before they kill us all aren't we.

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They probably walked out with a board in a sack like Ben Shapiro.

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I saw one the other day while out making deliveries and it looked so fucking stupid. Did you know the sides of the bed slope inwards? I didn't until it pulled up next to my work's etransit. It's such a terrible truck.

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They choose not to say puberty blockers and to only support "mental health care". I have zero reason to give them the benefit of the doubt.

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Writing "the people's guillotine" on a hart brand electric chainsaw.

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Meanwhile the white house is *checks notes* issuing statements denouncing gender affirming care for minors.

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I think it's cool how we put the worst piece of shit old white men in charge of the country.

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They are already going on about how this is Bernie's fault.

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Supreme Court: The president is an untouchable king Trump: i’m going to execute every journalist i’m going do it folks my daughter has a butt that won’t quit they got those big chewy pretzels here $5 get outta here NYT: How To Use The Cass Review to Talk to Your Kids About Their New Summer Camp

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Yeah that would be my assumption but it would be nice to know for sure.

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There is one man who can heal America. Who's with me for Carter 2024 second term's the charm.

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Get a load of this guy. He thinks the 9th amendment wasn't an ink splotch that just did that.

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Their reporters also do a lot of just ripping off the work of reporters at smaller more local publications. It wasn't the nyt who was digging into George Santos for instance.

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You can probably glue it back on. They made super glue specifically formulated for ceramics iirc.

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People are calling him the Mark Taylor of the left.

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COUNTING WORMS MOSH CALL's avatar COUNTING WORMS MOSH CALL @hyenablood.yeen.world
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I was possessed by a vision in the Publix bakery.

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I've been wondering how well virus survive in cheeses made with raw milk.

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Two of those giant buffalo chicken nuggets things from the roller grill and a big q diet Dr pepper.

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