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CM Impembo @impemboganecue.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

It ruled that Swerve used to have two big ol white boy henchmen. Could've been something if they weren't both absolutely rotten at their jobs. I saw the vision🤼

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CM Impembo @impemboganecue.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

This is true only in the Bronx

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CM Impembo @impemboganecue.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:03 UTC

If you see this, you have to post a picture from your device without explaining it.

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CM Impembo @impemboganecue.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

So many old territory matches are on YouTube that I watch a lot of those lately too. Even the ones WWE owns seem to go up untouched, original music and everything. I guess they don't give a shit about protecting their tape library, thankfully

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CM Impembo @impemboganecue.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 23:54 UTC

I'll check em out. I usually listen to these from YouTube autoplay and I probably increasingly get them bc he's the only one of these old podcast guys I don't instantly skip. Unless it's something cool like a shoot interview with Bret or somebody like that

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CM Impembo @impemboganecue.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:52 UTC

I think he really expected Jericho to know better which makes it even funnier

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CM Impembo @impemboganecue.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:49 UTC

Also fascinating how much he loves Jericho until he finds out about the Trump stan stuff. There's one of these that's just Jericho stuff and it's hilarious how instantly Jim turns on the guy. Anything before 2020ish, he talks about Jericho like a proud father

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CM Impembo @impemboganecue.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 22:46 UTC

Listening to a Cornette omnibus that YouTube hit me with and it's fascinating hearing him slowly transition from talking like an office guy to talking like his on screen persona over time

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CM Impembo @impemboganecue.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:26 UTC

Imagine how absolutely lame it would be if Bret Hart or some guy like that came out with his WWF tattoo to show off for a pop

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CM Impembo @impemboganecue.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:24 UTC

Look how far Garcia started getting when he leaned into the Restore the Feeling stuff. He is the definition of a vocal company man. Nearly everyone getting a sustained push in that company is doing that sort of thing now. MJF got a fuckin tattoo lol

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CM Impembo @impemboganecue.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

Look at how fans react to Andrade for putting his own career above these front office types and pressing demands on them. The current breed of wrestling geek loves a good company man, just depends on which company. 🤼

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CM Impembo @impemboganecue.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

I don't disagree, but this is describes nearly every single AEW wrestler that gets regular TV time. Even being objectively kind with every public word seems to get you tossed off TV (Ricky Starks) just off the perception of not being loyal to the company you independent contract for above all

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CM Impembo @impemboganecue.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:07 UTC

It's fine, I will only ever obliquely refer to him in such terms as "they should bring back BoJo instead of this current guy" or "hey look at this picture of BoJo eating fries, the new guy could never" and yes I will call them fries

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CM Impembo @impemboganecue.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

Meanwhile some guy who looks like your chain-smoking uncle like Eddie Kingston is blessed with endless aura. Mark Briscoe, that's aura

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CM Impembo @impemboganecue.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 15:01 UTC

Brian Cage. Looks INCREDIBLE. Moves like a god damn cartoon superhero made real. Has everything except that missing something. He is freakishly athletic, looks the part, but doesn't have IT

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CM Impembo @impemboganecue.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:59 UTC

Nikkita Lyons is an active example. Off the charts hot. Zero sauce. Nothing. In the ring, nothing outside the ring. She does not have any star vibe outside of still photographs. No aura

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