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Good times come and good times go, I only wish the good times would last a little longer. He/Him/They/Them 🏳️‍🌈

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Impulse purchase at its finest. #DiscoDazzler

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I honestly didn't think there was anyone else who thinks the Attitude Era was overrated like I do. Outside of a few top-tier talent, it was just a blood, gore and sex machine with mediocre wrestling/storylines.

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“Trump's Project 2025 wants to take money out of your wallet and give it to your boss” is like verbatim what we should be putting on billboards for undecided voters in swing states

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The only two permutations of this that work are: 1) Biden stays in 2) Biden steps aside for Harris but remains in office Everything other permutation of this idea is either a fantasy or propaganda whose discussion is designed to get the Dems to lose the election and usher Trump into power.

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I'm punching Nazis and Royalists. On sight.

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The depths that my love for Dom Mysterio has grown in the last 6 months are almost immeasurable.

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The Boomer generation has officially failed us in every aspect it possibly could. Just an utterly shit-tier generation of people.

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Reposting this for no particular reason....

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Even if you wanted to completely shred the Democrat coalition by completely bypassing Harris, there are way better choices than Gavin fucking Newsome. Jesus Christ, man.

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What is your favorite black & white movie?

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This is honest to God so embarrassing. After everything from the past 7 1/2 years, Biden having a poor debate is what makes you clutch your pearls? For real, kick all the rocks.

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Fair enough. Fwiw, he did look a lot better at his rally today and it's possible his team just over-prepped last night. I'm also way more interested in who Joe Biden appoints than Joe Biden himself.

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I'm not really looking for a president with fire zingers, tbh. I just want a guy who won't burn the country down because someone told him 'no'.

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Biden could have puked all over the podium last night and fallen over dead. After the SCOTUS rulings this morning, if you're still not convinced to vote for him you are actually part of the problem.

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I always start at capital 'C' conservatives and work my way down from there.

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The absolutely last thing I want to read is a Sentinel "superhero" book. By their very definition, they could never be heroes and this feels like a slap in the face for X-fans.

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I thought Korey Stringer might have put this idiotic practice to bed, but I guess I gave football people too much credit

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It's absolutely insane how many people have memory-holed an entire presidency that wasn't that long ago! It makes me feel like I'm going crazy

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I thought we left this bullshit, machismo mindset back in the 90s.

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It's like people completely forget the 2020 Democrat primaries where every flavor of Democrat was available to vote for and Biden still came through the mire.

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I know you aren't supposed to hate people, but I hate these people

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I have your team as the lock screen on my phone. I can't wait for the book.

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Stuff like this is so frustrating because it undermines legit discourse about COVID and COVID response for rage clicks.

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If you're ever curious about why leftists aren't taken seriously, it could be because of ludicrous things like this.

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Everyone should watch this week's John Oliver and realize that conservative parties only exist to make their citizens miserable. Whatever country, whatever they call their party, their only metric is how much misery can we inflict on our citizenry.

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Forgot how much I love this cover for the old Dazzler one-shot; decided to make it my wallpaper. #DiscoDazzler

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He's also a hugely underrated comic writer, imo. I know it's not as important as his other work, but his run on Captain America should be required reading.

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Yes, if you don’t like the choice between Trump and Biden, think of it as picking between Stephen Miller and Pete Buttigieg, Steve Bannon and Deb Haaland, Michael Flynn and Lina M. Khan, Alex Jones and Jessica Rosenworcel, or Brett Kavanaugh and Ketanji Brown Jackson. Both sides are not “the same”

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One of my favorite things is when these dipshits realize all the things they love actually hate them in return. It's even funnier when they're so dense that it has to hammer them over the head with how much they think these people suck.

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Heck of a commute you got to the 16th

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Hairsplitting like that is why nothing can ever be done. It's amazing to me, the mental gymnastics people will go through to make their own dipshittery acceptable.

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If you watch this week's John Oliver and you still think not voting for Biden or sitting out the election completely is valid then you are absolutely an idiot and deserve to be mocked relentlessly.

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That match ended up being really good after a very scary moment early on. Happy to see they were able to finish.

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Damian Priest is a much more interesting champion than Drew McIntyre. I'd rather have a Priest/Gunther run to SummerSlam with a McIntyre/Punk non-title angle

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I'll be honest; Clash at the Castle has been a very good show so far. I wasn't expecting this good of a show

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This is literally one of the saddest stories I've read in a minute. Can't believe we're still stigmatizing people like this in 2024

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I think you meant to say "convicted felon, Donald Trump, who was also stripped of his ability to do business in New York because of mass fraud he committed".

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You guys. I think that Sam Alito fella might not be in the up-and-up...

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Me, Reading Dylan Thomas: Yes, haha! Don't go gently into that good night! Rage! Fight! Me, Experiencing The Slightest Physical Discomfort: Alright, gotta go gentle mode. Time to gentle up, for sure. Good night not lookin' so bad, think imma lean into it.

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Reskeet with how old you are, using a vague proxy: The Monday Night Wars

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Holy buckets, man. I'm sorry you have to deal with BS like this.

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There are a lot of days where I think the heat death of the universe might be overdue.

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